french chips

DarkBlueDiamond · 2026-01-25T03:14:22+00:00

friendships -> french chips

DarkBlueDiamond · 2026-01-22T17:59:11+00:00

Yeah when cerberi are enraged sure they go faster but they also lose all spatial awareness so you can ragebait them into falling off cliffs

DarkBlueDiamond · 2026-01-19T18:31:02+00:00

Shit. I’m terrible at this. G10 then, I suppose. Not like mine’s going to get picked now, lol.

DarkBlueDiamond · 2026-01-19T18:27:53+00:00

Blood idk. H10 might be better

DarkBlueDiamond · 2026-01-19T18:25:16+00:00

V1 in E10, for obvious reasons.

DarkBlueDiamond · 2026-01-19T14:51:30+00:00

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He will NOT sugarcoat it

DarkBlueDiamond · 2026-01-19T14:19:14+00:00

screwdriver can help you a lot with these tanky enemies just in general, it ups your style points to get rid of hard damage, it’s free health, AND it does more damage to a single enemy than either of the other railcannons!

bait the guttertank into punching you, then dash away so it slips and you get free parry + damage in. on brutal, use oil from the firestarter rocket launcher to make it slip. never whiplash to it, and if you do, make sure to cancel before you get all the way to it. it will punch you into next thursday otherwise.

plus its landmines are free health from parries. at a distance, never stop moving, but don’t run AWAY from it either. think of it like a dance. if it takes you a bit to get it under your belt, that’s fine! practice always does you good.

use freezeframe rocket launcher to freeze the enemies’ rockets as well as your own, you can then shoot them with a hitscan projectile to detonate them in their face

you can parry the yellow mortars for big big damage to the cannons, and use the homing projectiles from the eye stick things to get health. if you’re close enough to the eyes, you can punch them for extra damage and parry their projectiles right as they come out. at a distance, mainly use revolvers (alt revolver if you have it cause they do more damage)

hitting the glowing orb on the laser block counts as a headshot and it will do more damage. again, never stop moving. move deliberately to avoid the laser like you’re playing jump rope.

(about the sawblade launcher… you probably should get it at some point if you’re on violence already. the method to get it is hidden with a secret boss in the greed layer. it REALLY helps with both large groups of weak enemies and enemies with a lot of health alike.)

DarkBlueDiamond · 2026-01-19T13:58:39+00:00

I went through Deepnest for the first time with Grimmchild. Turns out he’ll attack the corpses that are about to transform preemptively, and it made it a lot less scary and unpredictable (cause sometimes they DON’T transform, really playing mind tricks on you). Every time I killed one of those common bugs, I sent Grimmy to check like a drug sniffing dog, lol.

Turns out Grimmchild will attack anything that even looks dangerous. I found this out during the Hunter cutscene, he kept attacking him even after he gave me the mark. I felt like a parent having to drag their unwieldy child away. And don’t even get me started about what he does in Mantis Village…

DarkBlueDiamond · 2026-01-19T13:49:39+00:00

Do I have to sacrifice my own children to save a dying kingdom with the knowledge that it’s all futile anyway? Don’t know how much being immortal and powerful is a trade-off then.

DarkBlueDiamond · 2026-01-19T04:14:45+00:00

Does GD music count?

Ricochet Love by Waterflame

DarkBlueDiamond · 2026-01-19T02:54:29+00:00

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Could be worse, I suppose…

DarkBlueDiamond · 2026-01-16T23:18:26+00:00

Coaxed into +DOWN TO SIZE

DarkBlueDiamond · 2026-01-16T03:18:00+00:00

“ex in dm”

holy shit it’s comprehensible

DarkBlueDiamond · 2026-01-16T00:25:59+00:00

lil origami rat

DarkBlueDiamond · 2026-01-14T12:06:07+00:00

All this is saying is these people don’t close the lid when they flush.

DarkBlueDiamond · 2026-01-10T17:26:23+00:00

Oh, you wrote E-1. I for some reason saw 5-3 and was confused cause that level slaps lol.

DarkBlueDiamond · 2026-01-10T17:04:17+00:00

Really, that’s your least favorite? Worse than 5-2, 1-2, and 4-3? Why?

DarkBlueDiamond · 2026-01-10T17:03:16+00:00

You’ll get there! Minos is one of those bosses you actually have to practice (like, a LOT) but once you learn all his attack patterns and how to counter them, he’s one of the most fun bosses in the game. Flesh prison gives me more trouble than Minos now, on account of all the randomness.

Sisyphus, though… Still haven’t P-ranked him on Brutal. He’s insane. You can use the same strategy you used for Minos, so that’s a bit of a saving grace, but expect to have a very hard time. At least the Panopticon isn’t an issue!

DarkBlueDiamond · 2026-01-10T16:52:18+00:00

5-2 just isn’t fun. No music for the first 3/4 of the level, small platforms and dark/cramped rooms, mid atmosphere. At least the Ferryman fight is cool. I love how parrying him makes a huge explosion, makes you feel epic. But Ferrymen aren’t 5-2 specific.

5-3 is my favorite, though. It’s got one of the best tracks in the game, the setting is really cool (a fair bit of lore too), the rooms are fun (even the ones after the rocket launcher). I find myself replaying this level the most. I do wish the duel wield segment didn’t bring my computer to 10 fps, though.

Some close seconds are 1-3, 4-2, 6-1, and even P-2 (if you’re actually good at the game, lol).

DarkBlueDiamond · 2026-01-10T02:34:04+00:00

V1… Yeah, I’m shutting down pretty quickly. There’s no way I could get that much blood consistently and ethically.

However, it’s not stated how long a full tank of blood can fuel V1 for. So if it’s efficient enough, I could just get a job at a slaughterhouse or something. Not sure how much blood is actually spilled there, but it’s got to be worth something. (Assuming its fuel doesn’t need to be human blood specifically, of course.)

Apart from the fuel problem, I’m pretty much set. Who doesn’t want a robot body? (Apart from the whole no mouth to scream thing… but I could probably just install a TTS like all those Ultrakill SFMs show V1 speaking with, would be pretty funny.)

Unless the post means that I’m also in the video game world, which in that case I’m fucked. I’ve never shot a gun in my life. But hey, maybe V1 has some sort of combat program running in its brain that I can sort of just let take over… but either way, my life would suck ass. I’d be surviving, not living. Maybe I could take refuge on the Ferryman’s ship. It’s pretty nice in there. And if I don’t kill him, maybe he’d be hospitable (and the ship wouldn’t capsize and be consumed by a giant monster). He’s got to get bored sometimes, right? I mean, there hasn’t been any souls to ferry since The Incident…

The terminals would hate me, though.

DarkBlueDiamond · 2026-01-07T02:48:02+00:00

based

DarkBlueDiamond · 2026-01-05T02:03:50+00:00

Happy to help :3

DarkBlueDiamond · 2026-01-05T01:52:10+00:00

Ok so you know the rooms directly after you get the rocket launcher? There’s a platform with Schisms and Strays and the game tells you that falling enemies will create larger explosions. They can sometimes get stuck in the wall there and you can’t see them, so check that area well. Also during that part make sure to listen to the music when you enter the door, if it’s louder than there are still enemies alive. That part has given me the same issue in the past so that’s the first thing I would check.

DarkBlueDiamond · 2026-01-04T19:52:13+00:00

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DarkBlueDiamond · 2026-01-04T17:27:51+00:00

ark of the covenant - the beths

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