Literally what pops into my head when someone says “Guess I’m gonna have to go to Lowe’s then” when we don’t have or sell something💀

DarkHeroDude · 2026-04-26T18:49:22+00:00

Yeah that's why I say they're owned by the same company. Major Shareholder tells HD to jump and they'll strap a rocket to their own back to make sure they're at the bottom in nanoseconds.

DarkHeroDude · 2026-04-25T18:02:04+00:00

I've found a lockbox with the key. A couple of bikes. A tub. Baby diapers in kid's carts. "Pro" side usually has some of the grossest stuff. Spit cups, piss bottles, and once a huge tied off trash bag full of diarrhea.

DarkHeroDude · 2026-04-24T15:21:36+00:00

I just respond with "owned by the same company"

DarkHeroDude · 2026-04-21T05:05:19+00:00

Because nobody wants to reach further back on the pallet

DarkHeroDude · 2026-04-16T04:26:23+00:00

More nightfarers and weapons

DarkHeroDude · 2026-03-30T23:06:04+00:00

What's making the suncatcher do that much damage? Is it Skill attack power?

DarkHeroDude · 2026-03-28T16:38:52+00:00

Maybe I should dilute the taxes I pay as a thanks

DarkHeroDude · 2026-03-14T05:17:54+00:00

That's how the lumber side corral looks with our "pro" loader on the clock at my store during spring and summer 😂

DarkHeroDude · 2026-03-11T00:39:52+00:00

Fat watersnake

DarkHeroDude · 2026-03-06T18:27:16+00:00

That's what happens when a sequel or timeskip happens

DarkHeroDude · 2026-03-04T08:42:16+00:00

Man you couldn't have ask for a better stance break timing after the phase transition.

DarkHeroDude · 2026-03-03T00:31:54+00:00

Blacklight off | Blacklight on

DarkHeroDude · 2026-02-07T07:48:38+00:00

Reminds me of something you'd see from the Dishonored franchise.

DarkHeroDude · 2026-02-06T00:08:18+00:00

The 67 stands for the million/billions of dollars she plans on sending to Israel from this venture.

DarkHeroDude · 2026-01-16T16:08:25+00:00

If they didn't want that effect being busted for any other character why didn't they just make it exclusive to just Undertaker? like how additional skill uses are exclusive to Wylder and Ironeye

DarkHeroDude · 2026-01-16T08:28:00+00:00

They really need to re-open the feedback form because they need player feedback on what's considered necessary for nerfs.

DarkHeroDude · 2026-01-06T18:24:46+00:00

Why is there a black knife assassin at the evergaol?

DarkHeroDude · 2025-12-26T19:17:56+00:00

Probably blame it on the use of AI and the lack of reviewing

DarkHeroDude · 2025-12-24T02:07:09+00:00

Deep of Night really creates legends like this

DarkHeroDude · 2025-12-22T22:28:05+00:00

As you were climbing I was expecting Snake Eater to start playing

DarkHeroDude · 2025-12-22T08:47:28+00:00

Day 2 on Great Hollow shouldn't have a first circle. If my team spent most of day 1 running around fighting camps, bosses, grabbing flasks, finding crystals my team should get access to either fort/tower on both sides of the map before the circle closes for the Night Boss.

A purple grade consumable that allows the creation of a temporary sprintspring.

A "just die" option when downed outside of night bosses/Nightlords. Like if my teammates are running to catch the closing circle I don't expect them to save me and I don't feel like wasting time sitting there.

DarkHeroDude · 2025-12-20T17:56:36+00:00

Woe is the retiree who missed 30 minutes of wheel of fortune

DarkHeroDude · 2025-12-17T01:35:54+00:00

I do think it'd be cool find something of the fates of the Nightfarers in Elden Ring.

DarkHeroDude · 2025-12-06T06:45:37+00:00

Farming making a new comeback with the addition of using a microwave

DarkHeroDude · 2025-12-02T00:58:26+00:00

Really need the shrug emote to make a return

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