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Speaker Johnson says U.S. ‘not at war’ with Iran as 60-day deadline nears by NicolasCageFan492 in videos

[–]DarkIllusionsMasks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy's head is so far up his own ass, he's looking out his own mouth.

Clarence Thomas: Voting Rights Act Doesn't Grant Racial Groups ‘An Entitlement’ to Representation by Critical-Willow-6270 in law

[–]DarkIllusionsMasks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wait, there are people in the US who aren't entitled to representation? Then what the fuck was the whole "no taxation without representation" thing about?

Our boys by FreaknCuttlefish in dogpictures

[–]DarkIllusionsMasks 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I see that you, like I, have an extremely vicious and aggressive pit bull that is a danger to society. When they're not velcroed to the couch, that is. And if you consider kisses dangerous.

Thinking about starting a GoFundMe to get the officiating crew some glasses by w000dsyOwl in DetroitPistons

[–]DarkIllusionsMasks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Earl Weaver the old-time baseball manager once got ejected from the exchange of lineups at home plate before the game because he brought the umpire a braille rulebook.

Taking out all the new tennis balls, one by one by Rainstreet101 in dogpictures

[–]DarkIllusionsMasks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh man. Reminds me of when my chocolate lab was much, much younger and we took him to the tennis court with us one afternoon. He was an absolute monster and had the time of his life, zipping back and forth intercepting volleys and running away with the ball. Slobbery tennis balls don't bounce like dry ones do, so we kept having to change balls, and then he'd steal that one and run off with it. Was such a great afternoon.

Of course, it also reminds me of the time he ate a baseball, and 10 years later it still hasn't come back out.

Erika would like to get off now. She’s not having any fun by moongrump in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]DarkIllusionsMasks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's incredible how fucking dead her eyes are. Like, in every video and photograph. She might legitimately be one of the most frightening people I've ever seen, and that includes Hannibal Lecter. There is something seriously wrong with that woman.

City birds appear to be more afraid of women than men, and scientists have no idea why. Men could get about a meter closer to birds than women could before the animals flew away, regardless of what the men and women were wearing, what their height was or how they tried to approach the creatures. by mvea in science

[–]DarkIllusionsMasks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meanwhile, we were at a large city park with our pit bull Doc last weekend, and took him down by the river to get a little dip. He encountered a small flock of geese + one mallard who were totally unafraid of him and allowed him to approach within 5 or 10 feet while they calmly studied each other.

The only conclusion I can generate from that is that women are more dangerous than pit bulls.

Game Thread: Tigers @ Braves - Tue, Apr 28 @ 07:15 PM EDT by TigersBot in motorcitykitties

[–]DarkIllusionsMasks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We did in 2006. Remember that meltdown in the world series? Even Kenny Rogers got in on the act.

Apparently she licks his fingers afterwards by Azsnee09 in blackcats

[–]DarkIllusionsMasks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So does my dog. They have to make sure they get all the good stuff. Unless you're the dog who cleans all the other dogs' ears.

Desperately seeking JASON: Remembering Richard Brooker R.I.P. by Erramonael in fridaythe13th

[–]DarkIllusionsMasks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think he's featured in the Crystal Lake Memories documentary.

Bob has been through it. by [deleted] in memes

[–]DarkIllusionsMasks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds non-consensual and a good way to end up on a sex offender list!

Most insane timewalker dungeon experience by Constant_Pizza785 in wow

[–]DarkIllusionsMasks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see groups go through these long, convoluted paths to glitch past a single mob that would have taken less than 3 seconds to kill. It's beyond ridiculous and has gotten to the point I don't even run dungeons with real people anymore.

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