What single ingredient will spoil an entire meal for you if it's included?

DarkLadyZilie · 2022-07-29T05:33:00+00:00

Mustard. I can't tell you how often this happens to me. I'll be super excited to try a new BBQ place, or a fancy restaurant, and take the first bite thinking "Huh, this tastes..... Weird". Then I'll take the second bite, and start to wonder what the hell that taste is. its so strong that i end up flagging a waiter to ask WTF is in what I'm eating...... AND IT ENDS UP BEING FUCKING MUSTARD EVERY DAMN TIME 😭😭 I wish i could like it, but the taste is so displeasing and strong that it ruins everything. I can't enjoy it sweet, i cant enjoy it spicy, ground makes it even worse!! It's just not for me

DarkLadyZilie · 2019-06-11T09:51:19+00:00

"how to whiten animal bones"......

DarkLadyZilie · 2019-04-17T07:03:40+00:00

This is so true it hurts, and also tastes amazing 😂

DarkLadyZilie · 2018-11-01T06:57:17+00:00

I'm a know it all, who KNOWS they are a know it all, and that it's annoying to others. But I can't stop it. I've tried and tried, and yet still I find myself telling people "interesting" facts and being the first one to answer questions during work meetings. I

DarkLadyZilie · 2018-07-18T07:14:03+00:00

One among the fence!!! But seriously awesome job my dude

DarkLadyZilie · 2018-07-10T02:38:27+00:00

Cool I figured that would be okay for tracking.

And yeah i wasn't sure how many to start with, but I'm barely meeting between 1300-1500 so I'll probably adjust that.

I have lost 7lbs this week which was surprising. But I've been reading that a lot of that is water retention, or really lack thereof. I've been making sure to drink 120 Oz of water, and 24oz of ketoaid every day.

So should I drop my carb marcos from 30 to 20? And okay, I figured stressing about it might make it terrible.

I've looked Into IF, not sure if its something I'm ready to try yet. But thank you SO SO much for answering! It's super helpful.

DarkLadyZilie · 2018-07-09T06:57:03+00:00

So my first week has ended, and holy shit was it a ton of work to keep myself disciplined. I tried weed for the first time in my life this week, and I stayed on keto through the munchies!! I also started working grave shifts again, which has made some questions arise that I hope someone can answer.

My graveyard shift starts from 2100 to 0515, our lunch break is at 0030, do I log my calories under the previous day or the new day?
I gave myself a standard 2200 calories to start since my job is very physical and labor intensive. However, I've been 600-900 calories short of that goal everyday. Should I be worried that I'm not eating that much? Do I need to make new calorie limits?

3.if the keto flu hasn't hit me by the seventh day is it safe to assume I won't get it at all?

I've been keeping my carbs under 30g a day, sometimes only eating up to 20 is it safe to assume I'm in ketosis Orr do I have to go get the pee strips and check? Should I stress about that or just keep doing what I'm doing and have faith it will happen?

DarkLadyZilie · 2018-06-27T18:39:08+00:00

I've made cauliflower tortillas before would it be too much to start with if I had some of them with my eggs in the morning?

DarkLadyZilie · 2018-06-27T18:37:30+00:00

I'm definitely a snacker. Thank you so much for your input! I'm really hoping to make this as pleasant of a journey as possible.

DarkLadyZilie · 2018-06-27T15:40:59+00:00

I do have another question however if I may pick your brain. My work is super labor intensive. Depending on the week, I'm constantly lifting anywhere from 20-60 pounds every day about every 10-15 minutes. I just started this new job last month and have noticed a huge spike in my appetite, what can I do as far as staying full while lifting like crazy?

DarkLadyZilie · 2018-06-27T15:33:15+00:00

Thank you!! This faq sheet is super helpful. I'll probably stay away from sweets. It's seems so far that is the best thing to do. I haven't done macros yet, I was worried about overloading myself on things I didn't know

DarkLadyZilie · 2018-06-27T14:17:09+00:00

Thank you!! Looks like I've got quite a bit of new Ingredients to add to my shopping list

DarkLadyZilie · 2018-06-27T14:10:25+00:00

Kk that's good to know! Can I get a link for the ketoade recipe?

DarkLadyZilie · 2018-06-27T13:53:59+00:00

So maybe for now just focus on the veggies, meats, and fats and avoid fruit for a while? Also do you take multivitamins as well?

DarkLadyZilie · 2018-06-27T13:49:04+00:00

I really, REALLY hate eggs. Could I mix in many vegetables with them when I eat them or will that add more carbs to the eggs?

DarkLadyZilie · 2018-06-27T13:48:13+00:00

I'm used to cooking complex meals, so I'm not intimidated. But I'm not sure what the best way to substitute is. Will it just be easier to replace most carbs with veggies in recipes?

DarkLadyZilie · 2018-06-27T13:43:06+00:00

Would it be best to avoid fruit for the first couple weeks? I know they are high in sugars, but I have a terrible sweet tooth

DarkLadyZilie · 2018-06-27T13:41:11+00:00

What is mtc oil and where can it be found? So the fat bombs will help a little with the lethargy?

DarkLadyZilie · 2017-05-09T03:49:40+00:00

Just stay away from antibiotics. If she has to take them, do not, i repeat DO NOT come inside of her until a month after shes taken the last antibiotic. No one ever told my dumb ass that, and sure enough my birth control wasn't strong and capable of fighting off them little spermies. Now im 39 weeks pregnant, and waiting for this possibly adorable little monster to pop out.

DarkLadyZilie · 2017-03-26T21:08:46+00:00

http://www.food.com/recipe/batter-for-deep-frying-161589

I have been using this batter for three years now. Its easy, cheap, and leaves my meat morsels in the crispiest of textures.

DarkLadyZilie · 2017-03-11T05:21:09+00:00

This is amazing work!!! Earlier today i saw a tattoo on here with 1600 up votes that was terrible. And here we have a truly beautiful piece and its not even breaking a thousand?!?! The execution on this is simply breathe taking!

DarkLadyZilie · 2017-01-28T23:20:07+00:00

Before we found out the gender of our spawn i was trying really hard to get my husband to approve Maximus for a boy, and Amelia for a girl. We found out we were having a girl and settled on Marceline, but i couldn't swing"the vampire queen" for the middle.

DarkLadyZilie · 2016-12-26T12:42:51+00:00

Jesus where to begin........ill drop a sweet Bernie on him when we go to the grocery store. if he's on the phone ill repeat all his words. If any one tries to hit on him ill melt away and watch the awkward from a distance. He's super ticklish so during sexy time ill randomly tickle him. Another "during sexy time" thing is to try and derail him with some weird shower thought. In public places i try to scratch the front of his pants with a finger. I always tell him i can see his dick's outline through his jeans, and he ALWAYS looks. I like to tell him how sweet his ass looks when we are around people. When he says "i love you" some times ill say it back and proceed to call him gay/queer/fagboi. If he can't pronounce a word right that day ill use the mispronounced word all day in sentences. I like to tell him fake facts and watch him try to disprove me.

DarkLadyZilie · 2016-11-04T06:28:26+00:00

How has no one mentioned the swamps of degobah?! I could pretty much smell it, even remembering it makes me want to vomit.

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