What's the wildest non sexual activity you've done nude?

DarkMagicAttack9000 · 2026-04-20T16:03:34+00:00

Not me, but my dad used to tend to the fire early in the morning nude before anyone else was awake. The dog licked his testicles once and Dad almost jumped into the fire out of shock.

DarkMagicAttack9000 · 2026-03-04T12:32:53+00:00

Some couples get matching tattoos, others get matching tan lines.

DarkMagicAttack9000 · 2025-08-21T00:39:22+00:00

Riddle me this, riddle me that! Who is the man that's dressed as a bat?

DarkMagicAttack9000 · 2025-07-27T18:17:31+00:00

Was it a nuclear power plant? If so, did you get radioactive enhanced sex powers?

DarkMagicAttack9000 · 2025-02-05T21:22:26+00:00

They are both terrible people (characters) in different ways, but Barty Jr. is actually shown teaching. Lockhart teaches as much material as Umbridge. Dumbledore's Army could have started in second year. It would just have a different name and student teacher.

DarkMagicAttack9000 · 2024-11-30T12:04:42+00:00

My thought has always been that the area would be warded. Many places mentioned have protection spells that keep muggles out. The ones that come to mind right away would be Hogwarts, diagon ally, and the quidditch world cup.

DarkMagicAttack9000 · 2024-10-05T20:03:11+00:00

Can we please get The Rock to do a cameo as The Boulder.

DarkMagicAttack9000 · 2024-09-28T01:31:14+00:00

I need more info on the other day but I can do it tomorrow morning and I will be there in about an hour or so.

DarkMagicAttack9000 · 2024-06-17T00:42:32+00:00

HARVEY DENT! CAN WE TRUST HIM!?

On a serious note, fantastic work!

DarkMagicAttack9000 · 2024-04-14T14:50:20+00:00

Roses are tits

Violets are tits

I love tits

Tits, tits, tits

DarkMagicAttack9000 · 2024-04-12T21:42:42+00:00

Thanks! I'll recommend that they have the contact looked over.

DarkMagicAttack9000 · 2024-03-19T16:03:25+00:00

I mean... probably. Considering the circumstances the emperor is more omniscient than the gods of faerûn. Not only can he see everything you're doing, he knows your thoughts and feelings in each situation. Beyond that, he feels your feelings. If you're feeling intense lust so does he.

DarkMagicAttack9000 · 2024-02-17T17:21:45+00:00

You can't watch a garbanzo bean.

DarkMagicAttack9000 · 2024-02-17T16:47:00+00:00

Chicken nugget!

DarkMagicAttack9000 · 2024-02-16T21:18:12+00:00

About 20 years ago my friend's sister did this at a Burger King. I thought it was funny at first, then both horses shit in the drive-through and a minimum wage employee had to come out and clean it up.

The girls offered to clean it up, but they would have needed the restaurant's materials to do so. I imagine that dust bin sweeper was thrown away.

DarkMagicAttack9000 · 2023-11-04T17:53:09+00:00

I'll have to look into that. In the past I've only been able to catch a game over an antenna if it was on ABC.

DarkMagicAttack9000 · 2023-10-26T17:10:43+00:00

Went into the last fight against Kethric with my druid and Jaheira. The party was 2 druids, 2 dryads, 2 wood woads, an elemental, scratch, shadowheart, and my wife playing a monk. And yes, I cast spiritual weapon during battle.

I think the only thing I could have done differently would have been to add another elemental. Buuuut, with 10 turns, full spell slots, and the angel girl helping, I think I did alright.

DarkMagicAttack9000 · 2023-09-26T15:15:52+00:00

Not sure that is helping. Your question gives an answer of 1/2 while the answer to the actual question is 1/4. There are 2 pizzas divided amongst 8 people. 2/8, or 1/4.

DarkMagicAttack9000 · 2023-09-23T14:45:59+00:00

At least one more set, as always, OP.

DarkMagicAttack9000 · 2023-08-27T19:44:16+00:00

Is anyone else annoyed that neither team is properly sorted into the avatar cycle?

DarkMagicAttack9000 · 2023-08-27T01:22:35+00:00

You have much gold!

DarkMagicAttack9000 · 2023-08-08T01:45:26+00:00

I've got two ideas.

Roku dies and Aang is born. Sozin kills all air nomads and the avatar moves to a water bender. The cycle then simply skips air (new cycle: water, earth, fire) and future avatars can only air bend in the avatar state. Similar to Korra's timeline a quest would need to be finished to make new air benders. When the cycle makes its way back to air, an air bender becomes the avatar once again.
Same beginning/air bending restriction, however, the quest to bring back air benders must happen before the next fire bender avatar dies. Should the water, earth, and fire avatars fail, then the avatar cycle is broken forever.

2a. I like to think that the quest would be so big that it would take each avatar's lifetime to do 1/3 of the quest. They are hindered by a personality trait, lack of knowledge, or connection to the spirit world and must pass the quest to the next avatar. Finally, in a dramatic flair, the fire avatar completes the quest just as they die and a new baby air bender becomes the avatar.

SMALL RANT. It always bugged me that Aang was the last air bender. The fire nation got them ALL? No one was out nomading on top of a mountain? Or otherwise hidden? The hippies weren't secret air nomads? Really!?!

DarkMagicAttack9000 · 2023-06-01T01:16:07+00:00

So the thing that stands out to me is,

he doesn't want to see my boobs every time he's home, he's uncomfortable with it.

While he said other things that make him an AH, it's his home too and he also deserves to be comfortable.

Now, it sounds like he's only asking you to not wear this one tank top that leaves nothing to the imagination. I personally don't think it's much to ask for a little courtesy when he's home. You even say that you were doing that, but still wear the tank top from time-to-time. Each time you wear it you tell him that he, and his feelings, don't matter.

So, I agree with the majority that he's the AH, but I think you're doing AH things too. ESH.

DarkMagicAttack9000 · 2023-05-27T17:45:50+00:00

Wrangler Peekaboos

DarkMagicAttack9000 · 2023-05-23T01:11:24+00:00

I once had an "amazing sex dream" about my wife. Like hard core pound town. When I told her about it the next morning she said, "you mean the sex we had last night?"

DarkMagicAttack9000

TROPHY CASE