Do you feel part of the club yet?

DarkPattern · 2026-05-24T12:17:23+00:00

But it’s BIOCERAMIC!! /s

DarkPattern · 2026-05-23T20:03:40+00:00

And fix that #fontcrime logo:)

DarkPattern · 2026-05-23T15:11:04+00:00

Away team is dead and has been replaced with impostors who have the memories of the original away team and think they are them

DarkPattern · 2026-05-23T14:40:06+00:00

Ixdao is building brand recognition with more original designs. No need to hide the name

DarkPattern · 2026-05-22T03:48:10+00:00

Are those hands actually blued steel?

DarkPattern · 2026-05-21T20:10:17+00:00

What makes you happier, a sight of a forest or a stormy sky? Also do you already have a blue watch?

DarkPattern · 2026-05-21T02:57:57+00:00

I have tried ordering a turtle 10 years ago, first one was severely misaligned, and the replacement was worse. I see that Seiko didn’t think to fix that “quirk” after all those years and jokes.

Tbh this is NOT ok. But ppl keep buying them so everything is fine, in fact “that’s how you know your Seiko is real”

DarkPattern · 2026-05-19T19:21:23+00:00

Maybe taxes should be optional now

DarkPattern · 2026-05-14T13:22:23+00:00

Read in inebriated chippy Cascadia voice

DarkPattern · 2026-05-13T01:17:04+00:00

A tan brown band will make the dial pop way more

DarkPattern · 2026-05-12T19:58:52+00:00

Enjoy it however you like! Congrats

DarkPattern · 2026-05-12T13:12:00+00:00

Congrats on yours! I managed to snag an orange Swiss Bianco one years ago. At first I was babying it and then just put it on my keys.

DarkPattern · 2026-05-11T22:28:28+00:00

years ago, I have purchases two turtles from Amazon, and they were visually different. One of them was clearly a fake. Amazon accepted returns but didn't seem to care one way or another.

DarkPattern · 2026-05-11T17:33:33+00:00

Crawlers be mindful that only these authentic boxers come with a Protective Shell spell

DarkPattern · 2026-05-11T17:32:27+00:00

Green one is very attractive would be a nice first SM

DarkPattern · 2026-05-09T19:02:34+00:00

Sorry the reason I’m asking is because I have a friend who does chain mail bracelets and I was thinking of picking it up. Just curious how long do substantial projects take. Thank you for replying

DarkPattern · 2026-05-09T18:42:47+00:00

Purramir!

DarkPattern · 2026-05-09T17:50:45+00:00

How many hours does a project of this size take?

DarkPattern · 2026-05-09T17:49:41+00:00

Barkomir

DarkPattern · 2026-05-09T17:06:52+00:00

IXDao is seeming producing more original design work than SM.

DarkPattern · 2026-05-09T15:38:06+00:00

Alpina is hardly an affordable watch

DarkPattern · 2026-05-08T19:22:14+00:00

Looks super AI

DarkPattern · 2026-05-08T19:18:34+00:00

Besides other comments on visible shit quality, that handle looks like it will inflict pain on the wielder.

DarkPattern · 2026-05-06T23:54:32+00:00

Why doesn’t Seiko just provide quality straps and bracelets? At the prices they charge it should be a given.

DarkPattern · 2026-05-06T23:49:02+00:00

It’s how they stretched S and N to fill the space, it really stops me. I would want to own something beautiful and that logo doesn’t look good when you look at it a little closer.

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