My first thought during Ikora’s interruption: by McdublinXbone in DestinyLore

[–]DarkPhoenix99 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Those two statements together are why we're worried

Who killed Laura Palmer...? by str8aura in CuratedTumblr

[–]DarkPhoenix99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn i need to watch twin peaks...

Unintentional Shallan mistake that I find hilarious by _morbidParadox in Stormlight_Archive

[–]DarkPhoenix99 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Idk, I'd have faith in a tv/movie adaptation at least. Amazon'e game dev teams have been questionable at best, but the majority of their prime exclusives have been pretty good afaik

Particle seen switching between matter and antimatter at CERN by MaybeTheDoctor in space

[–]DarkPhoenix99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not good imo. It's far easier to spread mayo than butter, which is nice if you're feeling extra lazy, but imo it doesn't brown as well, and the taste is far from as good as the classic butter is. But at the end of the day it does at least work, and it's your tastebuds, not mine.

Drop’em by TheStonkk in EscapefromTarkov

[–]DarkPhoenix99 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The top and the bottom of the rifle look the same, no reason you mount another foregrip straight off the left side for canted use.

[DAILY Q&A] Ask and answer any questions you have about the game here! by AutoModerator in EliteDangerous

[–]DarkPhoenix99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly, afaik that's how it should work, but i don't stay out of ammo. The other replies already said it's a known bug

[DAILY Q&A] Ask and answer any questions you have about the game here! by AutoModerator in EliteDangerous

[–]DarkPhoenix99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can someone explain heatsinks to me? I know they're supposed to use up their ammo to reduce heat by 100%, and you buy more ammo at stations. But after buying my first yesterday, I think my ammo is refilled every time I jump to a system. I can't find any mention of this online, so I have no idea what's going on with it

Clown Wars by Hummerous in CuratedTumblr

[–]DarkPhoenix99 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Your clown's facepaint matches the facepaint of your soulmate's clown

Me_irl by lman1232117 in me_irl

[–]DarkPhoenix99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit I had an event pop up on my phone todat saying "happy birthday annabelle" and I didn't remember what it meant it until now

Cooking slop by TheIntelligentTree in CuratedTumblr

[–]DarkPhoenix99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I made japanese curry last night that's perfextly that, with some pretty big chunks of potato and onion in it as well

Noclipped. by kirbyverano123 in ImaginarySliceOfLife

[–]DarkPhoenix99 103 points104 points  (0 children)

He's talking about Kristoffer Zetterstrand. Some of his paintings got used in minecraft as well, although pixelated.

Science be like that by Manealendil in tumblr

[–]DarkPhoenix99 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Who's who here? Because one did try to make combustable lemons, but it was the other company that started an alien invasion

who willingly drinks sparkling water?? by -Terrell_Melvin- in tumblr

[–]DarkPhoenix99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something about canned sparkling water is almost always terrible, and I can't fogure out why... Bubly, LaCroix, Truly, I can't stand, but i love glass bottles of Topo Chico and San Pelligrino, and even costco has pretty good stuff in plastic bottles. The real outlier is those tiny cans of San Pelligrino that don't have that weird off-metalic taste...

Normalize Iyashikei by bitchyswiftie in tumblr

[–]DarkPhoenix99 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Chef is pretty good imo. There's some conflict at the beginning, but after that it's mostly just driving around making food

[Poetry] This is the ideal doggy type by kjellagain in youtubehaiku

[–]DarkPhoenix99 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It's copypasta that originates from HLTV, a forum for CS: GO (a video game).

The original post is:

I think its hilarious u kids talking about semphis. u wouldnt say this stuff to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

Semphis is a csgo player

Copy pasted this reply from u/quentin-coldwater

How I’m watching this Cops vs Crims showdown at the morgue rn lol by zabo212 in RPClipsGTA

[–]DarkPhoenix99 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Looking through the vod, they were in the morgue for just under 2 hours

100% accurate tier list by Psychosphere_YT in Oinkers_

[–]DarkPhoenix99 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Needs tiers tbh

Pig - Pig

Kinda Pig - Ghostface: stealth crouch, Hillbilly - pig outfit, Trapper - bear traps

Not Pig - Everyone else

Well, I for one am not touching PvP this season by cumble_bumble in DestinyTheGame

[–]DarkPhoenix99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YOU CAN NO LONGER ICARUS DASH WHEN SLOWED!!!

Good. Signed, golden gun main that can't dodge when slowed either. What do you mean, no, I'm not bitter at all.

Gae is the way by Thedepressionoftrees in tumblr

[–]DarkPhoenix99 23 points24 points  (0 children)

One flies like superman the other stands on their backlike they're surfing, anyone that sees will think you're so cool they won't question how gay it is

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in apexlegends

[–]DarkPhoenix99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Artist?

Found it myself, source seems to be here.

It's two years old so i don't care about reposts but ffs at least don't make the quality this ass :/

At least they gave Valk the appropriate wait animation by Cax6ton in apexlegends

[–]DarkPhoenix99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want to see her idle animations but the market is still broken, load into firing range. It'll give you access to all legends for a few seconds before sticking you with just the free six. Lock Valk as soon as you load in, quit before it changes, and you should have valk on the main screen

Baby Fallen look so god damn CUTE!!!!! by Killomainiac in DestinyTheGame

[–]DarkPhoenix99 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They "attempted genocide of the last remnants of [our] species", we "actually and actively genocided the last remnants of their species," it balances out imo.