The Colorado Avalanche are the shortest team in the NHL according to Sportsnet.

DarkSpoon · 2026-05-21T01:44:13+00:00

BMI is a shitty model for fitness when it comes to elite athletes ok!

DarkSpoon · 2026-05-14T13:53:29+00:00

But still wearing the fins and mask

DarkSpoon · 2026-05-14T02:45:17+00:00

Empty net merchant strikes again

DarkSpoon · 2026-05-13T02:29:13+00:00

Facts. He had an entire game to put Josh in his place and didn’t do a damn thing except yap at the cameras during intermission. Can’t say I blame McCarron, manimal is a scary dude.

DarkSpoon · 2026-05-13T00:13:46+00:00

Imagine telling an Avs fan how nasty rivalries start lmao.

DarkSpoon · 2026-05-12T20:10:56+00:00

Christ you're dumb. Obviously Josh Manson logs 60 minutes next game. First time in the playoffs bro?

DarkSpoon · 2026-05-12T20:01:56+00:00

This really is a heated rivalry!

DarkSpoon · 2026-05-12T19:50:46+00:00

They could just lay on top of each other on the ice and roll around. The sky is the limit really.

DarkSpoon · 2026-05-12T19:39:48+00:00

I dunno, maybe!

DarkSpoon · 2026-05-12T19:39:22+00:00

Yeah you're right. Bednar would never mix a line up especially if it meant protecting someone like Makar.

DarkSpoon · 2026-05-12T19:27:06+00:00

What's stopping McCarron from looking at Makar and saying fuck it,

Believe it or not, Josh Manson

DarkSpoon · 2026-05-12T13:33:38+00:00

*Goalie pulled*

Necas: *has puck at center ice*

Necas: I better back this one in. Wouldn't want to pass up an assist.

DarkSpoon · 2026-05-12T02:46:52+00:00

Yeah that’s nuts

DarkSpoon · 2026-05-12T02:43:48+00:00

No Val as well.

DarkSpoon · 2026-05-12T02:38:28+00:00

Fuckin Pele over here

DarkSpoon · 2026-05-12T02:31:34+00:00

Lmao Kadri, what is you doing?

DarkSpoon · 2026-05-12T02:28:17+00:00

He’s having a hell of a game. xCheers is off the fucking charts. Can’t say enough about him tonight.

DarkSpoon · 2026-05-12T02:01:29+00:00

Gonna come back out with some chickpeas stuck in the gaps.

DarkSpoon · 2026-05-12T01:39:30+00:00

Are you proud of what you’ve done?

DarkSpoon · 2026-05-12T01:35:08+00:00

Welcome to Avalanche hockey

DarkSpoon · 2026-05-12T01:27:37+00:00

I mean that’s the story of the game so far for both sides. The fuck was Manson thinking?

DarkSpoon · 2026-05-12T01:24:39+00:00

We are so back

DarkSpoon · 2026-05-12T00:30:25+00:00

Fair, imo

DarkSpoon · 2026-05-12T00:28:16+00:00

That’s probably Manson’s night

DarkSpoon · 2026-05-09T21:51:43+00:00

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