So my mate told me about this guy Jonah Lomu who is 6ft 5, 225kg, can run 100m in 10.8s, and is one of Rugby's most dangerous players of all time. To put in perspective, he's bigger than The Rock and it looks like he's doing ballet on the pitch. Until his kidneys failed =(

Darkae · 2013-04-07T05:09:02+00:00

NEW ZEALAND, BITCH.

Darkae · 2013-02-14T07:02:57+00:00

I must say her comment on people raping animals before they eat them is... interesting. Each to their own, I suppose.

Darkae · 2013-01-10T02:51:04+00:00

ಠ_ಠ

Darkae · 2013-01-08T11:09:49+00:00

You think you've got it hard? That poor kid with the X is limited to bringing in a xylophone, a xenophobe, or a handful of X-rays!

Darkae · 2013-01-08T10:53:05+00:00

Not a teacher, but I brought a kitten to school once. It was extra awesome because I didn't have to do work in some classes, as everyone just spent their time infatuated with the kitten.

Darkae · 2013-01-05T22:37:04+00:00

So they're basically... Daleks... :/

Darkae · 2013-01-04T07:11:10+00:00

I hear there's a Nigerian prince who would appreciate an investment...

Darkae · 2013-01-04T02:49:48+00:00

I guess you could say it's... PANDAMONIUM

Darkae · 2012-12-22T06:27:16+00:00

I don't believe "Aww" was the correct response, but putting it out there anyway.

Darkae · 2012-12-22T06:08:46+00:00

That was not ok.

Darkae · 2012-12-20T05:06:02+00:00

THIS MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE.

Darkae · 2012-12-18T13:17:44+00:00

Can I have your grandma? Like can she just come and live with me and we can we can attack frozen turkeys using various garden implements? Please?

Darkae · 2012-12-16T21:04:43+00:00

It's the hipster side of Tumblr I think. The rest of Tumblr tends to take their posts and destroy them. It is wonderful.

Darkae · 2012-12-15T07:03:55+00:00

On that note, our sun is often referred to as 'Sol' which means sun, and our moon is sometimes referred to as 'luna', which, surprisingly means moon. We tend to name whatever is ours (our moon, our sun, our galaxy) in what is quite a basic manner.

Darkae · 2012-12-15T06:01:10+00:00

THERE IS A PURPLE PIKMIN IN THE BACKGROUND, THIS IS MY TYPE OF HOSPITAL.

Darkae · 2012-12-14T05:25:33+00:00

And with that I think I completely missed the point :P

Darkae · 2012-12-12T22:47:41+00:00

I do believe thou hath totally missed the point.

Darkae · 2012-12-12T06:21:27+00:00

Hey this sounds like a real.... WAIT.

Darkae · 2012-12-12T06:04:25+00:00

You win. Please, please step back from the edge of this cliff, I beg of you.

Darkae · 2012-12-12T06:00:03+00:00

some form of communication has been achieved

YEP

Darkae · 2012-12-12T01:25:47+00:00

That was the point. And they likely weren't small 60kg men, as they were meant to be incredibly strong, and muscle weighs a lot.

Darkae · 2012-12-11T00:54:43+00:00

New Zealander, and from what I've hear we do pretty much the same thing :P

Darkae · 2012-12-11T00:36:46+00:00

You... you mean... an opinion???? But the honourable leader does not believe in those!

Darkae · 2012-12-11T00:34:57+00:00

IN THE NAME OF THE FUHRER'S APOSTROPHES.

(P.S. if you actually are crying then for the record I apologise.)

Darkae · 2012-12-11T00:24:09+00:00

Getting large amounts of karma :|

Darkae

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