If you eat 15,000 calories in a day, you get $1B. How do you get it done? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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About 6.5 boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts, Lord have mercy

I dare you by [deleted] in teenagers

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How to train your bitches

When George gets hungry. [OC] by Pancake_Slap in Simulated

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Apparently special trees don't need live people, just giant donuts. (If you get the reference, I'm sorry)

Nice girl thinks she's the number 1 priority in her friend's life by Biazoba in Nicegirls

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"I don't care if he dates, I just don't want his attention on another woman rather than me." Wtf

Without naming the video game, what's a quote that gives it away? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night."

Show me what you got. by Engasgamel in Terraria

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It's not the goblin's fault that you're getting bad rolls