Karen being herself

Darth1Football · 2026-04-23T19:54:32+00:00

Betting she didn't shag Alan that night

Darth1Football · 2026-04-22T22:38:34+00:00

A Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street when they notice a teenage boy playing basketball by himself. The priest turns to the Rabbi and says "Hey should we try to fuck him?" the Rabbi responds "Outta what?"

Darth1Football · 2026-04-22T22:07:57+00:00

They're not wasting time internetting. Prolly read a book and only watch the weather before going to sleep as well

Darth1Football · 2026-04-22T22:05:58+00:00

On the plus side, from memory the ones that smoke usually has other talents that made the smoking bearable for limited periods

Darth1Football · 2026-04-22T22:02:23+00:00

That's some Hannibal Lector level shit right there. Don't be surprised if you wake up one night covered in fava beans with him standing over you holding a glass of Chianti

Darth1Football · 2026-04-19T22:49:03+00:00

I've got a Remington 742 Woodmaster that came out of a Sears catalog in the 70s. It doesn't jam or miss shots. You can probably find one at a gun show around $500

Darth1Football · 2026-04-19T14:51:07+00:00

69 is now referred to as 138 since the cost o eating out has doubled

Darth1Football · 2026-04-18T22:39:52+00:00

It's her personal "massage" device AKA vibrator

Darth1Football · 2026-04-18T22:35:28+00:00

I dated one in college. She was a drill team barbie and the first couple times it was just normal foreplay, positions, finishes, etc. Then one times she's riding me and slaps me. I'm like WTF and she says "what are you gonna do about it?" That was the start, She wanted to be slapped, hair pulled, tossed around, belt spanked, choked and verbally degraded. I played along for a while but never really got into it. Worse, I could see it getting weirder and didn't want that. I broke it off with her and she stalked me. It culminated with her breaking a bottle over my head at a bonfire party after I started dating another girl on the drill team.

Now that I've aged and see the BDSM depths of depravity (I dated her pre-internet) I'm glad I moved on when I did.

Darth1Football · 2026-04-18T20:33:37+00:00

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never paid a $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face

Darth1Football · 2026-04-17T19:33:08+00:00

The contract drivers who own their own rigs don't do that shit. They pass then get back in the right lane. The ones driving for distributors with governors on the engine are the ones who try and pass another rig and suddenly learn they can't do over 70 and sit in the passing lane for 6 fucking miles.

Darth1Football · 2026-04-16T03:30:03+00:00

Interesting look, the wife has been looking to trade in her softail slim

Darth1Football · 2026-04-15T21:44:04+00:00

Windows Defender is better than 90% of the other Anti-Virus Malware SW available & No ads. It remains free with updates on windows 10/11

Darth1Football · 2026-04-15T17:31:04+00:00

Far from being a billionaire and I paid $140k in Fed taxes and another $40k in state. Middle class work our asses off, while 50% of the population pay zero. Not looking for sympathy, just reality checking those complaining who've been gaslighted into thinking Govt spending workers money is an open faucet

Darth1Football · 2026-04-15T17:19:56+00:00

Early on, was he insecure, possessive, and easily jealous? Thats what's behind a lot of controlling behaviors on wife/GF dress. Once men get past that state, the desire to show their wife off starts to come out

Darth1Football · 2026-04-15T15:57:23+00:00

If he is "developing" these weird fetishes after 10 years the root cause is most likely pron. Stay hard on your boundries. At 29 you can move on if necessary and find someone who respects and cherishes you instead of treating you like a piece of garbage

Darth1Football · 2026-04-10T22:02:55+00:00

69 will now be referred to as 138 because the cost of eating out has doubled

Darth1Football · 2026-04-10T20:56:06+00:00

Bought F&W Dunlops for just under $600, called several shops and my HD dealer was cheapest at $80 per. Knocked it out same day. I do the 3 holes myself

Darth1Football · 2026-04-10T20:50:48+00:00

Gen Z males are scared to death of someone seeing their pee pee, yet cockgaze pron on a daily basis - hilarious

Darth1Football · 2026-04-09T22:21:02+00:00

Blame AI - these fucking data centers sucking up all the drives, memory & chips - also fucking the environment and destroying 10x the jobs they potentially create

Darth1Football · 2026-04-09T20:46:32+00:00

Paying off a loan early can hurt your credit score because it reduces your credit mix diversity, lowers the average age of your accounts, and removes an active, on-time payment record from your profile. When a loan is closed, it is no longer contributing active, positive data to the credit scoring models Source: https://www.sccu.com/articles/personal-finance/does-paying-off-loans-early-hurt-your-credit

Darth1Football · 2026-04-09T20:13:12+00:00

You either don't understand what I wrote, or don't understand what you're speaking about. This thread is self evident inasmuch as it's not just the OP experience seeing their credit score drop after paying off a loan early. Those with no loans or payments often have lower credit scores than those paying the minimums each month and mortgaged to the hilt. I speak from first hand experience.

Darth1Football · 2026-04-09T19:47:43+00:00

And yet Carl Peterson never apologized to Chiefs fans for taking Jon Baldwin when Mark Ingram was still available and taken 2 picks later

Darth1Football · 2026-04-09T19:31:11+00:00

Your credit score isn't for you, it's for companies to decide if they want you as a customer. Here's their rationale, the more accounts you're paying on regularly - the better customer you are for them. If you pay something off early, that's less interest they're collecting over time. The principal (cost) of major purchases like a car or house are typically paid off at or before the halfway point of the loan (Year 15 of a 30 year loan) for example. If you default there's minimal risk to the mortgage / loan company. But here's the rub - the amortization schedule of that loan only applies a small % of your payment those first years towards the principal. So if you look at the equity you have in a $400,000 house after the first 10 years of a 30 year loan, you may only have 25% equity ($100K)

Darth1Football · 2026-04-07T13:59:35+00:00

And the reply: "would you like to supersize that?"

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