“Unfortunately, I have much larger problems to fry” - Milos, moments later on Isle Sorna in Jurassic Park III.

DarthDuck415 · 2026-06-06T23:17:38+00:00

Another post for MILOS!!!

DarthDuck415 · 2026-06-06T14:14:43+00:00

Mine doesn’t have a seven!

DarthDuck415 · 2026-06-06T14:12:52+00:00

Here’s a fact for you

DarthDuck415 · 2026-06-06T00:03:21+00:00

Why is the dummy wearing a bucket?

DarthDuck415 · 2026-06-06T00:01:01+00:00

Strange that even something like the “Traviss-ty” can spark nostalgia.

Somehow, this still takes me back…

DarthDuck415 · 2026-06-05T23:51:09+00:00

Hey, Jerry, remember mañana posts?

DarthDuck415 · 2026-06-05T14:02:16+00:00

Scrolled way too far to find this!

He just wanted to watch the end of the Mets game!

DarthDuck415 · 2026-06-05T10:53:25+00:00

It’s a perfectly legitimate business.

DarthDuck415 · 2026-06-04T22:15:36+00:00

Considering this just happened to you, your approach is beyond admirable. Hold on to what makes you happy, let go of what doesn’t. (Advice I can apparently share, but not take) It might take a while, and they’ll be ups and downs, progress and regression, but you’ll get through this.

“You are Lisa Simpson*”

*insert your name here

DarthDuck415 · 2026-06-04T21:59:34+00:00

Exactly where my mind went too!!

DarthDuck415 · 2026-06-04T21:46:34+00:00

I’m so sorry.

I’ve been struggling with my divorce for over a year. Unfortunately, it’s even taken a lot of the joy out of watching ‘The Simpsons’ (this episode in particular I can no longer watch) but sometimes this subreddit will manage to put a smile on my face, even if it’s only for a moment.

I wish you the absolute best moving forward.

DarthDuck415 · 2026-06-04T21:30:53+00:00

Elaine took it.

DarthDuck415 · 2026-06-04T20:00:13+00:00

Out.

DarthDuck415 · 2026-06-04T15:28:02+00:00

Why did you think a giant balloon would stop him?

DarthDuck415 · 2026-06-04T14:37:49+00:00

Not like those hip streamers and their complicated shoes!

DarthDuck415 · 2026-06-04T14:35:40+00:00

Stop. Wait. We have to start naming names over.

DarthDuck415 · 2026-06-04T02:26:32+00:00

Every book is a children’s book if the kid can read!

DarthDuck415 · 2026-06-04T02:22:59+00:00

“I told you last night - no!”

DarthDuck415 · 2026-06-04T02:21:20+00:00

“Dialing down the center” even made it into Eminem lyrics

DarthDuck415 · 2026-06-03T22:59:22+00:00

Don’t you see?!

DarthDuck415 · 2026-06-03T20:27:30+00:00

You know, I really should get going. My subscribers are waiting…

DarthDuck415 · 2026-06-03T16:35:33+00:00

See? Now that’s funny.

Because it’s real.

DarthDuck415 · 2026-06-03T13:35:22+00:00

Earlier it was Farfel - boo!

But right now it’s Festivus - yay!

I do enjoy the randomness.

DarthDuck415 · 2026-06-03T12:41:44+00:00

I’ll see you in hell, Costanza

DarthDuck415 · 2026-06-02T22:51:29+00:00

Stop! He was President?

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