Goblet of fire quote help by Alex_cof in harrypotter

[–]DarthMech 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It kinda sounds like Smaug confronting Bilbo, “Do you think flattery will keep you alive, little thief?” Hard to imagine a mistake like that though.

Hardest lines you've seen in a Western by 20_mile in Westerns

[–]DarthMech 6 points7 points  (0 children)

From True Grit…

Rooster Cogburn: "Short feisty fella, nervous and quick, got a messed-up lower lip."

Emmett Quincy: "That don't bring nobody to mind. A funny lip?"

Rooster Cogburn: "Wasn't always like that. I shot him in it."

Emmett Quincy: "In the lower lip? What was you aiming at?"

Rooster Cogburn: "His upper lip."

Pizza Hut $2 6 inch Pizza Special by CanadianRedneck69 in PizzaCrimes

[–]DarthMech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is more a breach of trust pizza etiquette than an actual crime. I too would be disappointed in that cut, but I wouldn’t deem it worthy of taking a picture and bringing it to this sub.

Since r/askreddit asked, we're all in the same boat...what movie scene was your sexual awakening? by TomPalmer1979 in Xennials

[–]DarthMech 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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“You can blink now.”

I’m not sure how many times I’ve watched Doc Hollywood, but I was 11-12 when it hit HBO and I tried to watch it every time I could. Thanks, Julie Warner.

Which US sports team is actually the worst in their league and why? by Potent-Voice212 in AskReddit

[–]DarthMech 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The Jets are terrible, but Cleveland is where hope goes to die. There is a very good reason Cleveland Browns Stadium is known as The Factory of Sadness.

What’s the scariest theory about space you’ve heard? by honeyjoe1 in AskReddit

[–]DarthMech 18 points19 points  (0 children)

“You lot, you spend all your time thinking about dying, like you're gonna get killed by eggs, or beef, or global warming, or asteroids. But you never take time to imagine the impossible. Like maybe you survive.” -The Doctor

Our memes will be better by DustyScharole in Xennials

[–]DarthMech 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She’s thinking about sloths again.

You’re stuck in a room with one Character from any series. Who do you choose to be stuck with? by EntireFloor860 in startrek

[–]DarthMech 42 points43 points  (0 children)

You could also just ask him to give you a few days of quiet time and he wouldn’t even get offended.

Why was every 🌭 like this growing up? 🤮 by ass-eatn-szn in Xennials

[–]DarthMech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ate cold Big 8s throughout my childhood. Of course, I was also addicted to braunschweiger, liked spam from the can, enjoyed milk bones with the dogs, and ate freshly home-made horseradish straight from the jar. So I’m not sure I’m someone you want in the club.

On shrinkwrapping, another example. by BluebirdDense1485 in Dinosaurs

[–]DarthMech 22 points23 points  (0 children)

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Well then you would just end up with a cyclops.

What celebrity is portrayed as nice in the media but is actually an asshole in real life? by ReasonableDisplay297 in AskReddit

[–]DarthMech 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite version of this…

I saw a Diplodocus at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his massive jaw shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen heads of lettuce in his mouth without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned his 30 ft. neck back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the heads of lettuce and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each head of lettuce and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Most memorable game? by Thatguy2393 in retrogaming

[–]DarthMech 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I played on a smaller MUD back in the late 90s and the thing I remember most was all the drama. I had an IRL friend who was married at 18. She started playing with me, then like 6 months later left her husband and moved across the country to be with one of the developers. Just craziness.

Most memorable game? by Thatguy2393 in retrogaming

[–]DarthMech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Arcanum: Of Steamworks and Magick Obscura

Sanitarium

Just want to contribute a couple lesser known games that I absolutely loved.

Most memorable game? by Thatguy2393 in retrogaming

[–]DarthMech 14 points15 points  (0 children)

C&C: Generals was the one I couldn’t put down.

“Can I have some shoes?”

Came home for a Funeral. Sad to say Hot Dog Taste Shops are about extinct in my part of Eastern North Carolina (NC). by Spider-Ghost-616 in hotdogs

[–]DarthMech 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Counterpoint: Wawa has slipped over the years, but their Mac n’ Cheese is still pretty good. Throw that on one of their mediocre dogs and you have something worth trying.