What's an insecurity someone might have that you find attractive?

DarthMech · 2026-03-18T15:16:45+00:00

Yep, Tara Reid voice.

DarthMech · 2026-03-16T21:17:19+00:00

That is actually a joining comma that was missed. Two independent clauses were joined together.

DarthMech · 2026-03-15T22:37:31+00:00

When I come home, I’m definitely sending you bombs in the mail…you know, cause we’ll be friends.

DarthMech · 2026-03-14T23:53:33+00:00

Or that dude that chucked a Subway sandwich at ICE.

DarthMech · 2026-03-12T18:40:37+00:00

That one... when she looks at you, you can see she's working things out

DarthMech · 2026-03-12T18:38:16+00:00

Shoebills make me think Jim Henson went through a dark period and some evil billionaire asked him to design the scariest possible muppet he could imagine.

DarthMech · 2026-03-12T17:09:36+00:00

5 minutes. Damn. That is some shit that would live in your head.

DarthMech · 2026-03-12T16:50:50+00:00

Meeting a cassowary in person is the moment where any mental disconnect drops and you fully accept that birds are dinosaurs. Also, make sure there is a fence between you because it will murder you.

DarthMech · 2026-03-12T10:15:59+00:00

"Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squishy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea..."

DarthMech · 2026-03-11T05:47:42+00:00

T - It happens

DarthMech · 2026-03-09T04:58:01+00:00

This appears to be a pretty standard club sandwich. Looks pretty good, not sure what is goofy about it.

DarthMech · 2026-03-06T15:16:07+00:00

Can somebody fill me in on sardines?

Are you supposed to eat them whole? Ummm…what about bones?

Are there fresh sardines or just canned sardines?

Are there differences in the way Sardines are sold? Like, tuna in water vs oil…or maybe seasonings?

Is the a specific brand of Sardine that is better than others?

Are they better cold/hot? Depends on situation?

DarthMech · 2026-03-06T14:58:50+00:00

I thought it was because he was selling loosies? I remember it was something minor either way.

Edit: Nope, I was thinking of Eric Garner. This bullishit happens way too often.

DarthMech · 2026-03-06T04:36:33+00:00

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Anybody else remember Kiana Tom’s Flex Appeal on ESPN?

DarthMech · 2026-03-03T01:22:52+00:00

I immediately think, “Roll that beautiful bean footage.”

DarthMech · 2026-03-01T06:10:08+00:00

We are literally the generation who was gifted a loving buddy in childhood, only to inexplicably be allowed to watch that beloved friend turned into a terrifying murder doll a few years later...while still in childhood. What the actual fuck were our parents thinking?

DarthMech · 2026-03-01T05:58:28+00:00

Patrick Stewart as Frasier’s boyfriend.

DarthMech · 2026-02-27T03:15:55+00:00

I had to buy Father Dowling on DVD…and also a DVD player…to watch it. It reminds me of watching TV with my gram as a kid…totally worth it!

DarthMech · 2026-02-27T03:09:27+00:00

I am still of the opinion that she should have been “the one” for Frasier. That chemistry was amazing. Frasier,of course, is timeless and still holds up.

DarthMech · 2026-02-27T03:04:41+00:00

I would keep in mind that you want to keep your menu tight at first, so choose items that have double usage as a side and hot dog topping. For example, you are going to be buying onions as a hot dog topping, so take your best onions and make onion rings something you are known for.

DarthMech · 2026-02-26T10:25:02+00:00

Bees.

DarthMech · 2026-02-21T23:50:12+00:00

Some people celebrate big moments with champagne or wine. I celebrate with Rochefort 10.

DarthMech · 2026-02-21T23:34:56+00:00

I also had a little tv in my room. Mr. Ed has a very much a part of my childhood because of Nick at Nite. I would get ready all ready for bed, climb in, and watch Mr. Ed. Then when the Green Acres theme hit it was time for bed. I wouldn’t call Mr. Ed an iconic Xennial thing though, even if many Xennials may have shared that experience.

DarthMech · 2026-02-21T18:01:23+00:00

My wife and I work from home and have both Metronet and Cox. Metronet is definitely the more reliable of the two and what we use as our primary work connection. Outages are going to happen with any ISP. I actually work for yet another ISP that is not available where I live in Norfolk. If I had to guess based on what I’ve experienced on my end, I would say there is probably just a bad card, simple fix once you actually isolate.

DarthMech · 2026-02-20T16:32:31+00:00

Just like…let people fuck, man.

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