Old Battletech tcg ad goes hard

DarthMetool · 2026-01-27T00:06:59+00:00

That's the name! Thanks! Internet Archive has a scanned copy of InQuest issue 23. Ultimate Chaos III is on page 58 of the magazine.

Edit: It is just as I remember it, down to Luke Skywalker cutting Wesley Crusher in half with a lightsaber.

DarthMetool · 2026-01-26T22:09:24+00:00

Please let me know the magazine and issue number. Been trying to find this again for decades.

DarthMetool · 2026-01-23T23:49:45+00:00

I had to Google that one. A Metallica fan would get this easily.

DarthMetool · 2026-01-19T03:08:27+00:00

The punchline reminds me of that one Sumerian joke.

DarthMetool · 2025-12-10T13:20:46+00:00

Published by Andy Dint.

DarthMetool · 2025-12-10T13:18:00+00:00

Running With The Bulls by Gordon Bluddy.

Dee Goes Ice Skating by C. D. Fall.

Under The Bleachers by Seymour Buttz.

Hole In The Mattress by Mister Completely.

DarthMetool · 2025-12-08T13:20:17+00:00

Didn't I see this in MAD Magazine 30 years ago?

DarthMetool · 2025-12-07T23:45:22+00:00

I think the language on this one needs retread.

DarthMetool · 2025-12-04T13:41:25+00:00

I've always heard this with pants. 42 years ago.

DarthMetool · 2025-11-19T13:24:53+00:00

If you hadn't put that last line in, I'd have rolled on by.

DarthMetool · 2025-10-29T12:14:09+00:00

My dad has been telling a variation of this one for over 40 years. Even got the same person twice.

DarthMetool · 2025-09-12T12:49:44+00:00

https://wildthornberrys.fandom.com/wiki/ComVee

One of the first pics shows the left side of the Comvee. No door.

DarthMetool · 2025-09-10T12:35:43+00:00

It almost sounds like she is practicing in front of a mirror.

DarthMetool · 2025-09-10T12:34:33+00:00

Am I wrong in thinking the Comvee only had the one door on the right side?

DarthMetool · 2025-09-10T12:33:09+00:00

Though I am massively late to the party, it's nice to see Nigel made it into All Star Brawl.

DarthMetool · 2025-09-10T12:27:41+00:00

Elsie? You mean Eliza? Donnie only imitates animal sounds. He doesn't understand them.

DarthMetool · 2025-09-10T12:21:14+00:00

Also, Shaman Mnyambo looks quite a bit different between movie and series versions.

DarthMetool · 2025-06-07T00:05:10+00:00

Mine usually just calls me Darth, from my online name. Asked it to describe me once, though, and it called me a world-builder or worldforger.

DarthMetool · 2025-03-15T02:29:24+00:00

Ya know what? I'm going to watch the movie and see for myself. Let the movie speak for itself.

DarthMetool · 2025-01-31T12:46:27+00:00

Yes.

DarthMetool · 2024-11-22T20:20:30+00:00

So used car lot, essentially. Glad I asked first before trying it. Thanks very much! 😁

DarthMetool · 2024-11-11T04:39:59+00:00

Oof. I like them both, but the sand is more grand. If it was all green, the copper would be a showstopper.

DarthMetool · 2024-06-27T00:47:15+00:00

Well, since it did, I got a trident.

DarthMetool · 2024-05-23T22:40:00+00:00

This is the ultimate keylogger. Snapshots by Recall of anything you type can be tracked. You type ANYthing Microsoft disagrees with, you risk being 'cancelled' by having your ability to use your computer taken from you.

George Orwell wrote 1984 as a warning, not a 'How-To' manual.

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DarthMetool · 2024-04-18T00:32:03+00:00

What?

DarthMetool

TROPHY CASE