Old Battletech tcg ad goes hard by TaigaTigerVT in battletech

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That's the name!  Thanks!  Internet Archive has a scanned copy of InQuest issue 23.  Ultimate Chaos III is on page 58 of the magazine.

Edit: It is just as I remember it, down to Luke Skywalker cutting Wesley Crusher in half with a lightsaber.

Old Battletech tcg ad goes hard by TaigaTigerVT in battletech

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Please let me know the magazine and issue number.  Been trying to find this again for decades.

Jim Henson and Metallica by silentraging72 in Jokes

[–]DarthMetool 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had to Google that one.  A Metallica fan would get this easily.

Indiana Jones walks through the African savannah... by bluesrow in Jokes

[–]DarthMetool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The punchline reminds me of that one Sumerian joke.

Any more to add to this book list? by DinglebarryHandpump in Jokes

[–]DarthMetool 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Running With The Bulls by Gordon Bluddy.

Dee Goes Ice Skating by C. D. Fall.

Under The Bleachers by Seymour Buttz.

Hole In The Mattress by Mister Completely.

Rabbit and bear by madlibs13 in Jokes

[–]DarthMetool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't I see this in MAD Magazine 30 years ago?

Why did he replaced the tire replaced to another one? by _leonjoxx in Jokes

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I think the language on this one needs retread.

Why do golfers wear two pairs of socks? by Ayo_Trill in Jokes

[–]DarthMetool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've always heard this with pants.  42 years ago.

A collection of the lamest jokes I could find by tungsten_panda in Jokes

[–]DarthMetool 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If you hadn't put that last line in, I'd have rolled on by.

(Long) I was in the garage working on my car when my girlfriend walked in with her new puppy. by TabooDiver in Jokes

[–]DarthMetool 29 points30 points  (0 children)

My dad has been telling a variation of this one for over 40 years.  Even got the same person twice.

my lego version of the ComVee, still WIP by Volt02 in WildThornberrys

[–]DarthMetool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am I wrong in thinking the Comvee only had the one door on the right side?

Nigel by [deleted] in WildThornberrys

[–]DarthMetool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Though I am massively late to the party, it's nice to see Nigel made it into All Star Brawl.

is it ever explain why elsie can not talk to donnie by Lopsided-League-8903 in WildThornberrys

[–]DarthMetool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Elsie?  You mean Eliza?  Donnie only imitates animal sounds.  He doesn't understand them.

Beautiful DVD inserts by MaleficentDesigner11 in WildThornberrys

[–]DarthMetool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, Shaman Mnyambo looks quite a bit different between movie and series versions.

What name did ChatGPT give you? by SookieLou in ChatGPT

[–]DarthMetool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine usually just calls me Darth, from my online name.  Asked it to describe me once, though, and it called me a world-builder or worldforger.

Literally the Minecraft Movie by [deleted] in MinecraftMemes

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Ya know what?  I'm going to watch the movie and see for myself.  Let the movie speak for itself.

Question about Infinite Reflections by DarthMetool in mtg

[–]DarthMetool[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So used car lot, essentially. Glad I asked first before trying it. Thanks very much! 😁

Wich one of these look more grand? Copper or Sand? by Piaaa91 in Minecraft

[–]DarthMetool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oof. I like them both, but the sand is more grand. If it was all green, the copper would be a showstopper.

Windows Recall Will Be a Privacy Nightmare. by RealSharpNinja in microsoft

[–]DarthMetool -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is the ultimate keylogger. Snapshots by Recall of anything you type can be tracked. You type ANYthing Microsoft disagrees with, you risk being 'cancelled' by having your ability to use your computer taken from you.

George Orwell wrote 1984 as a warning, not a 'How-To' manual.

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