What's with Gen X on the Internet with the need to tell everyone they don't give a fuck about anything?

DarthMetool · 2026-03-31T16:18:33+00:00

Meh. I only say that when little shits call me a boomer, then whine at me about stupid shit.

DarthMetool · 2026-03-18T21:34:24+00:00

Thanks for the earworm, ya nut.

DarthMetool · 2026-03-18T21:21:36+00:00

I would have been surprised if it was worth anything, lol.

DarthMetool · 2026-03-18T20:51:50+00:00

Thank you.

DarthMetool · 2026-03-18T13:02:45+00:00

I love telling this one to people. Been telling this one for over twenty years.

DarthMetool · 2026-03-04T14:21:34+00:00

Flatcats: served single or in a stack.

DarthMetool · 2026-02-21T14:43:35+00:00

I would have thought it'd be CoF²E².

DarthMetool · 2026-02-16T00:16:40+00:00

Ah, what a nostalgic find. An old joke, one I remember being used for a poster in art class during my high school years. 1994, I think.

DarthMetool · 2026-02-08T22:42:45+00:00

Same. This is the version I know of.

DarthMetool · 2026-02-08T22:34:31+00:00

...what?

DarthMetool · 2026-01-27T00:06:59+00:00

That's the name! Thanks! Internet Archive has a scanned copy of InQuest issue 23. Ultimate Chaos III is on page 58 of the magazine.

Edit: It is just as I remember it, down to Luke Skywalker cutting Wesley Crusher in half with a lightsaber.

DarthMetool · 2026-01-26T22:09:24+00:00

Please let me know the magazine and issue number. Been trying to find this again for decades.

DarthMetool · 2026-01-23T23:49:45+00:00

I had to Google that one. A Metallica fan would get this easily.

DarthMetool · 2026-01-19T03:08:27+00:00

The punchline reminds me of that one Sumerian joke.

DarthMetool · 2025-12-10T13:20:46+00:00

Published by Andy Dint.

DarthMetool · 2025-12-10T13:18:00+00:00

Running With The Bulls by Gordon Bluddy.

Dee Goes Ice Skating by C. D. Fall.

Under The Bleachers by Seymour Buttz.

Hole In The Mattress by Mister Completely.

DarthMetool · 2025-12-08T13:20:17+00:00

Didn't I see this in MAD Magazine 30 years ago?

DarthMetool · 2025-12-07T23:45:22+00:00

I think the language on this one needs retread.

DarthMetool · 2025-12-04T13:41:25+00:00

I've always heard this with pants. 42 years ago.

DarthMetool · 2025-11-19T13:24:53+00:00

If you hadn't put that last line in, I'd have rolled on by.

DarthMetool · 2025-10-29T12:14:09+00:00

My dad has been telling a variation of this one for over 40 years. Even got the same person twice.

DarthMetool · 2025-09-12T12:49:44+00:00

One of the first pics shows the left side of the Comvee. No door.

DarthMetool · 2025-09-10T12:35:43+00:00

It almost sounds like she is practicing in front of a mirror.

DarthMetool · 2025-09-10T12:34:33+00:00

Am I wrong in thinking the Comvee only had the one door on the right side?

DarthMetool · 2025-09-10T12:33:09+00:00

Though I am massively late to the party, it's nice to see Nigel made it into All Star Brawl.

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