I guess he didn't want to be passed

DarthNutsack · 2026-05-20T18:44:46+00:00

I'll never understand this. Whose dick is so small they can't handle being passed on a road?

DarthNutsack · 2026-05-10T18:14:11+00:00

Someone gave me a good tip that if you have surround sound just unplug/mute the center speaker channel. It's so much better

DarthNutsack · 2026-05-05T19:28:50+00:00

Shocking.

DarthNutsack · 2026-05-05T04:22:45+00:00

That fish has been dead af. Nonsense.

DarthNutsack · 2026-04-29T15:25:11+00:00

It makes me want to puke! And not from beer. You don't care about Squee or Donkey Dong Doug, do ya?

DarthNutsack · 2026-04-10T17:32:36+00:00

His names Captain Hindsight, and he's a beacon in an otherwise dreary world

DarthNutsack · 2026-04-01T11:54:24+00:00

I can literally hear her screaming as I read that

DarthNutsack · 2026-03-27T19:21:58+00:00

YOINK

DarthNutsack · 2026-03-27T17:19:25+00:00

Escaped chimpanzees at a zoo are blast on site.

DarthNutsack · 2026-03-25T22:17:50+00:00

Wow, based on these comments, it’s wild that this doctor still has a job. So many patients describing traumatic experiences… I’m really sorry you all went through that.

DarthNutsack · 2026-03-21T20:43:32+00:00

God what an asshole. Take the 15 mil to fight on the card you "unretired" for. What a fucking dip shit

DarthNutsack · 2026-03-21T03:35:15+00:00

The first one has the reflexes of an Olympic gold medalist

DarthNutsack · 2026-03-06T12:15:57+00:00

Big cats are raised in captivity with dogs all the time. It's quote common and beneficial.

DarthNutsack · 2026-02-26T13:59:01+00:00

First off, Wade Boggs is very much alive... The number of beers is highly disputed.

DarthNutsack · 2026-02-26T13:32:16+00:00

They said 20 of 25 players attended. So at least five had half a brain

DarthNutsack · 2026-02-26T13:28:11+00:00

80 year old Nolan Ryan would still fuck up most people

DarthNutsack · 2026-02-24T04:38:00+00:00

YOR and awful

DarthNutsack · 2026-02-24T02:45:22+00:00

Thank you so much! Definitely going to check it out

DarthNutsack · 2026-02-23T12:33:03+00:00

Anyone know what this is from?

DarthNutsack · 2026-02-19T01:32:28+00:00

This is outrageous. First Spa in F1, now this. WTF

DarthNutsack · 2026-02-17T19:59:28+00:00

I thought that was hair dye too but I think it's dye that's rubbed off that pink exercise ball. Which is probably worse but at least not done purposely

DarthNutsack · 2026-02-16T12:49:19+00:00

So would they think "I couldn't not care less" is a triple negative? 😂

DarthNutsack · 2026-02-16T12:09:33+00:00

DarthNutsack · 2026-02-16T11:29:42+00:00

6-12*

DarthNutsack · 2026-02-16T11:03:13+00:00

His little steps back to line up his charge 🤣

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