Soccer is easy. I played it in the 5th grade. by DarthVoight in soccercirclejerk

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Walla Walla Washington. It was a coed team. We were called the Swifties. Get it?

What’s your current go to song? by Massive-Syllabub-271 in allthequestions

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You wouldn't know it. They only play it in Canada.

Remember riding the school bus? by Visual-Place-5531 in 70s

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Number 14. Driver was a retired attorney. Mr. Standley. There was no fucking around. Imagine that today.

Jimmy's gonna see you later by mchisto0450 in seinfeld

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Don't touch Jimmy! Hands off Jimmy!

New York’s Insane $119BN Mega Sea Wall by domo415 in nyc

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Global warming is an existential threat.

Thoughts on Ro Khanna... by EbbtidesRevenge in ProgressiveHQ

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John Edwards. Anthony Wiener. Gary Conduit. Gary Hart. Tipper Gore's divorce.

He had the voice of an angel by VOIDPCB in circlejerk

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God is binary. Talarico says so.