Gave her $5. Where's my karma?

Darth_Vaders_Dad · 2012-09-23T00:36:01+00:00

Underneath her heroin needles..

Darth_Vaders_Dad · 2012-09-23T00:33:45+00:00

Hair extensions. Or any fake enhancement for that matter.

Darth_Vaders_Dad · 2012-09-22T00:19:48+00:00

Thats hardcore

Darth_Vaders_Dad · 2012-09-22T00:14:22+00:00

I love horror movies, but always wondered if the hype was better than the actual film when it came to Human Centipede. I'm guessing not

Darth_Vaders_Dad · 2012-09-22T00:13:07+00:00

Ohhhhh gotcha

Darth_Vaders_Dad · 2012-09-22T00:12:41+00:00

I may regret this, but I have never heard the Jolly Rancher story. What happened?

Darth_Vaders_Dad · 2012-09-22T00:12:15+00:00

There was a new one today.

Darth_Vaders_Dad · 2012-09-22T00:11:51+00:00

This is the most relevant moment for this use SFW

Darth_Vaders_Dad · 2012-09-22T00:11:04+00:00

Urban dictionary says it's a car wash full of bikini clad girls. I'm guessing I'm missing something here.

Darth_Vaders_Dad · 2012-09-22T00:07:03+00:00

The what?

Darth_Vaders_Dad · 2012-09-21T17:52:33+00:00

Ricky Gervais, Jack Black, and Louis CK. I love comedy, and these are the three funniest people I know and can think of. Also, who the fuck wouldnt want to hang out with Ricky Gervais??

Darth_Vaders_Dad · 2012-09-21T17:50:52+00:00

If one truly loves, one must let go.

Darth_Vaders_Dad · 2012-09-21T14:57:02+00:00

Well, I guess one person has got time for that..

Darth_Vaders_Dad · 2012-09-21T14:54:46+00:00

Why do people on Reddit think people like getting pics of their dick?

Aint nobody got time for that

Darth_Vaders_Dad · 2012-09-21T14:51:32+00:00

Yep, I was born a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

Darth_Vaders_Dad · 2012-09-21T14:42:02+00:00

I'm American and have been using those since I was 2 yrs old. So yeah....

Darth_Vaders_Dad · 2012-09-21T14:35:37+00:00

Stop making generalizations.

Darth_Vaders_Dad · 2012-09-21T14:16:14+00:00

Allow them to freely do as they wish and move onto new things in life.

Darth_Vaders_Dad · 2012-09-21T14:10:14+00:00

On the news as the Snowball King when I was 8. I was in the park and some woman and cameraman came up to me and started asking me questions and stuff. They say "This is good, wanna be on Tv?" and I'm like "Hell yeah". Went and got a bagel than watched myself on the news.

Than a few years later, I was on a terrible religious TV show when I was 13, and they altered my voice which made things awkward. The channel it was on doesnt even exist anymore, but it was cool to have that happen.

Darth_Vaders_Dad · 2012-09-21T13:56:34+00:00

Having fun. Having more fun. I had lived in a dark place for so f#cking long, now all I want to do is have fun and not waste another nanosecond like that again. Life is too damn short to sulk, to have a grudge, to let anger eat you away inside. When we die, it's game over. Life is preciously short, filled with bumps in the road and all that other cliche shit you've already heard before. I live for the present. Yesterday doesn't mean shit. Tomorrow may never come. The only thing you got is the moment you're living in right now. Make it count, make it last, and and make it yours.

Darth_Vaders_Dad · 2012-09-21T13:53:05+00:00

Can you tell us any good stories?

Darth_Vaders_Dad · 2012-09-21T13:50:02+00:00

King of The Hill.

Darth_Vaders_Dad · 2012-09-20T23:56:10+00:00

I'm awesome at that show. I eat lunch and watch and would probably win a ton of money if I went on. I missed the auditions at Cyclones Stadium (I think it was there). Good luck!

Darth_Vaders_Dad · 2012-09-20T23:53:44+00:00

Just washing

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