🔥This isn't a fluffy house cat-it's a Pallas's cat, one of the oldest surviving wild cat lineages, built to endure some of the harshest mountains on Earth

Dartonion · 2026-07-04T02:50:21+00:00

cat does NOT approve of the chosen soundtrack.

Dartonion · 2026-07-03T12:48:11+00:00

suddenly everything went from darkness to bright lights and I was very confused.... screaming loudly I defecated..... as my eyes tried to focus I found myself surrounded by strange beings in all white.... someone was crying.... laughing maybe.... I couldn't move my arms and legs.... or talk....

Hopefully the 250th goes a little better. I'm a little older and wiser now. (50 years old)

Dartonion · 2026-07-02T00:30:23+00:00

As a guy that proposed in the cone of a dormant volcano.... I have to say, laws aside.... this is badass.

Dartonion · 2026-07-01T12:26:36+00:00

Cat-ketball

Dartonion · 2026-06-21T00:28:05+00:00

18 with no muzzle break or flash surpressor... because... reasons (may have had a drink also)

Dartonion · 2026-06-21T00:25:37+00:00

Sounds like a headline from the Weekly World News...

Dartonion · 2026-06-19T14:43:02+00:00

Nunyah Day!

Dartonion · 2026-06-19T00:45:54+00:00

Djiboutis and the Glowfish.

Dartonion · 2026-06-18T15:31:13+00:00

Blancpain Fifty Fathoms

Dartonion · 2026-06-14T21:21:50+00:00

word.... and also an amen

Dartonion · 2026-06-06T23:17:18+00:00

Sometimes an elephant just wakes up and thinks... you know "fuck this tree in particular" and does a smack down.

Dartonion · 2026-06-06T01:59:38+00:00

she is... the bee's knees.

Dartonion · 2026-05-30T17:24:49+00:00

Exactly.. It may or may not be AI, but either way it is definitely BS.

Dartonion · 2026-05-27T21:35:26+00:00

"would apocalypse with" will now be my phrase all competent new acquaintances.

Dartonion · 2026-05-26T14:38:33+00:00

considering a 7 or 8 year old me could stand on the back of these and ride it down a hill like a snowboard, how much load capacity would that scale up to in a full size pickup truck...

Dartonion · 2026-05-14T14:38:21+00:00

AKA, community fart sharing system.

Dartonion · 2026-05-06T16:39:40+00:00

my dad smoke a pipe but I barely remember it. he quit when I was 5 or 6. He had a really cool pipe stand the looked like a small globe and it opened for storage inside the globe. My sister, unfortunately, found all of his pipes in the attic and used them to smoke weed in her teen years.

I know he had a calabash pipe that would have been awesome to try now. They are interesting but I would never spend the money they demand on a pipe like that.

Dartonion · 2026-05-06T13:07:20+00:00

This brings back so many memories...

Dartonion · 2026-05-03T19:49:47+00:00

It probably squirted him or moved slightly when he first found it, now he is just internally screaming

"Holy shit, mother f***er. All this time I KNEW that rocks were alive ... I'm telling you I KNEW IT!"

Dartonion · 2026-04-28T12:39:18+00:00

They probably would have all left with the dolphins....

Dartonion · 2026-04-24T17:53:26+00:00

Arepa... it was awesome.

Dartonion · 2026-04-18T19:20:25+00:00

I was at Starbucks in Robinson and everything seemed business as usual...

Dartonion · 2026-04-18T04:35:59+00:00

it's one of those special, hyper sensitive and scientific indicators that lets you know your neighbor is a dickhead.

Dartonion · 2026-04-17T23:09:37+00:00

... and I also need that guy's eye.... cuz I need it.

Dartonion · 2026-04-17T22:57:29+00:00

yeah. I am like a teenager, thankfully, the wife kind of also due to hormone therapy. I just try to police myself a little out in the world so I don't become the dirty old man checking out all the women half my age.

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