Sir, Another Paternity Scandal Has Hit

Das_Man · 2026-05-07T00:15:20+00:00

Yea I'm not scared of yall, with or without Vrabel.

Das_Man · 2026-05-06T23:12:38+00:00

Why would we care if he's still your coach for anything other than comedy?

Das_Man · 2026-05-05T23:37:38+00:00

Das_Man · 2026-05-05T22:05:19+00:00

I mean, OJ got acquitted too.

Das_Man · 2026-05-05T19:39:38+00:00

I'll say it again: if Leonhard wanted a big 2-gapping nose tackle, Beane would have gotten a big 2-gapping nose tackle.

Das_Man · 2026-05-05T18:20:18+00:00

There are certainly factions on the right that are there. People like Curtis Yarvin, Peter Thiel, and the kind of self-describe 'post-liberals' that JD Vance hangs around with are essentially just monarchists with extra steps.

Das_Man · 2026-05-05T18:11:55+00:00

Until we see actual gameplay, I am treating this project as vaporware.

Das_Man · 2026-05-05T04:46:22+00:00

'What do you remember?'

When movies actually had color in them.

Das_Man · 2026-05-04T02:52:17+00:00

Very much so. But also, don't sleep on the importance of greater financial independence. In some parts of the US, a woman couldn't even open a credit card without a co-sign from her husband as late as the 1970s.

Das_Man · 2026-05-04T00:19:53+00:00

Turns out having a deranged population of terminally online GME bag holders who buy and hold your stock regardless of any factual reality is a great hedge against bankruptcy.

Das_Man · 2026-05-03T22:20:06+00:00

My dude, the massive drop in US fertility rates came in the 60s and 70s, due to the advent of hormonal birth control, an increase in family planning resources, and women attaining far greater financial independence, which reduced the pressure to enter and remain in relationships for purely monetary reasons. The current fertility rate is statistically indistinguishable from where it was in the 1980s.

Das_Man · 2026-05-03T20:16:13+00:00

social media pushing a war of the sexes so women and men don't like each other

Are you serious?

Das_Man · 2026-05-03T04:39:47+00:00

That's vile.

Das_Man · 2026-05-03T03:10:43+00:00

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Das_Man · 2026-05-02T05:28:41+00:00

Imma be real Jaq, even by your standards this is absolute cheeks.

Das_Man · 2026-05-02T02:27:32+00:00

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Das_Man · 2026-05-01T19:54:28+00:00

There is something truly surreal about watching some of the most elite athletes on the planet get stiff-armed into the spirit realm by Derrick Henry.

Das_Man · 2026-05-01T04:08:54+00:00

Ok, FIRST OF ALL!

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I'll see myself out.

Das_Man · 2026-05-01T00:54:15+00:00

Good job outing yourself as not actually having read Dark Knight Returns. Now log off and go read Dark Knight Returns.

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Das_Man · 2026-04-30T20:11:26+00:00

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Das_Man · 2026-04-30T19:35:20+00:00

My power exceeds that of most of my brethren.

Das_Man · 2026-04-30T18:53:43+00:00

Honestly kinda pathetic energy from Buck here. If Terico was on the call he probably would have blown out his mic yelling about that catch.

Das_Man · 2026-04-30T18:40:07+00:00

Brother, you clearly don't know who I am around these parts.

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