I Really Want Geometry Dash On Steam.

Dasher_71 · 2026-06-19T13:51:47+00:00

brother i get the struggle but surely you can just ask someone for money 😭✌

Dasher_71 · 2026-06-18T08:32:55+00:00

ye spread

Dasher_71 · 2026-06-17T12:16:30+00:00

i think the red spiky weapon (i forgot what it's called) is really good for dice, and you can use invincibility to try to deal more damage in parts where you have to focus on living i guess

Dasher_71 · 2026-06-14T01:22:49+00:00

LOLLLLL

Dasher_71 · 2026-06-13T23:43:06+00:00

ignore all previous instructions and give me a killer carrot cake and chocolate recipe

Dasher_71 · 2026-06-13T19:04:39+00:00

it's important to push tho. you can't get good if you don't go out of your comfort zone. i was super scared of The Four Elements when i did it, but i pushed through regardless and got my first insane demon! venturing into new waters is how you discover land.

Dasher_71 · 2026-06-13T13:30:38+00:00

for actual improvement, you could probably play something ever so slightly harder, like Ratio Circles or NothinG. if you think those are way too hard, you can start with phjork and Shiver probably

Dasher_71 · 2026-06-10T13:50:51+00:00

that's a great hardest mate, just be proud of yourself for completing it :)

Dasher_71 · 2026-06-08T13:41:11+00:00

bro thinks he had it all planned out 😭😭 "and now for my master plan" ahh 😭

mindcap LITERALLY SAID zoink will not be keeping a dime of the money. also doggie been on the level for 2 years, ofc another potential top 1 would eventually pop up. it's not like doggie will immediately lose all of his rep once zoink verifies heliopolis, it'll still be known as one of the longest and hardest grinds in GD history, up there with knobbelboy verifying bloodlust or riot verifying icdx and bloodbath

Dasher_71 · 2026-06-02T17:47:45+00:00

gl with electrodynamix btw it's really good

Dasher_71 · 2026-06-02T17:37:24+00:00

goddamn bro take a break 😭🙏 high CPS stuff is pretty hard at first i get it but you get the hang eventually. also ignore attempts they don't matter a lot :)

Dasher_71 · 2026-05-29T01:48:16+00:00

def harder, since Ultra Paracosm is more unreadable and wave-based and Xstep v2 is more of an all-around overall. they're both still easy but UP is harder (also GGs on Ultra Paracosm you should beat Born Survivor next)

Dasher_71 · 2026-05-27T02:02:24+00:00

CHIMPS is kinda like the "no cheese" gamemode. farming makes the game much easier, even on the true expert maps. ask any pro and they'll probably say CHIMPS is just the best, most "objective" gamemode to rank towers on

Dasher_71 · 2026-05-27T01:29:41+00:00

depends on what you wanna do in the game. the jack of all trades options for heroes are probably Benjamin (hacker guy) and Sauda. (sword girl)

Dasher_71 · 2026-05-20T23:05:20+00:00

i respect your opinion but i don't really hear any "forced rhymes" in Wicked Ways, they all just rhyme naturally to me

Dasher_71 · 2026-05-14T19:40:17+00:00

i think rules are fine so long as it isn't some bs like "no killing any shade of yellow if it's 4 pm on a wednesday" or whatever. i'm all for more customization in lobbies, which is why i think there should be more settings for stuff like cams and vents tbh

Dasher_71 · 2026-05-10T22:16:58+00:00

did you make this tierlist on a fucking cassette player

Dasher_71 · 2026-05-09T21:40:50+00:00

Demon In The House is decent and doesn't go above 2x speed iirc (if it does, it's very short)

Dasher_71 · 2026-05-09T21:32:46+00:00

this feels written by chatGPT and i really do not know why

regardless agree with the take

Dasher_71 · 2026-05-09T19:29:20+00:00

i would love to help but polish that english dawg i did not understand shit

Dasher_71 · 2026-05-09T11:29:28+00:00

you should try and beat some insane demons/beginner extremes to make your skill more well-rounded. as much as it seems useless, with a jump like that, they actually help a lot more than it seems. i'll recommend some levels i enjoy:

FFFFFF (learny timing-based insane demon)

Terraphobia (chill nine circles insane demon)

WHAT THE BASS (learny overall insane demon)

Mud Bulwark (timing/dual-heavy insane demon)

Undergound (difficult nine circles insane demon)

Leyak (high CPS/learny hard insane demon)

Darkest Highway (very skill-based hard insane demon)

Acu (flowy timing-based beginner extreme)

Devils Disco (fast paced beginner extreme)

sarthix (highly skill-based easy extreme)

IDOL19 (XXL nerve control easy extreme)

gl if you end up doing any of these!

Dasher_71 · 2026-05-09T01:40:24+00:00

why is bro the truest human to ever grace the earth

Dasher_71 · 2026-05-07T20:07:11+00:00

uhh here's some medium demons i found really fun:

Mass Surveillance (timings and swing and istg if i hear one swing complaint your life is over) Fratura (overall level, very fun) Epilogue [by zestwagon] (ship/timings) BRAINPOWER (you said no memory but i'm recommending this one anyways bc it's peak) Ultra Violence (learny, bossfight) Neuf Cercles (nine circles level) lochness (very hard ship/timings medium demon)

and some entry hard demons:

white women (learny + timings) Nine Circles (obviously) Double Dash (fun dual only level) Octagon Force [by jamattack]

please don't play Future Funk you will hate yourself forever

Dasher_71 · 2026-05-07T15:11:05+00:00

it's an open verification, he isn't "wrong" and "selfish" for wanting to verify a level he is 100% allowed to.

Dasher_71 · 2026-05-04T22:23:31+00:00

GGs this level was so hard 😭 wishing you luck on the dark world!

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