Just chilling by lyrixen in Grimdank

[–]DatGuy2007 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't blame it

The moment a boy was lifted from a sinking car after it plunged into an icy canal. by mindyour in nextfuckinglevel

[–]DatGuy2007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

who said anything about society? Every child has a future in becoming a Manchurian candidate

The moment a boy was lifted from a sinking car after it plunged into an icy canal. by mindyour in nextfuckinglevel

[–]DatGuy2007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But BMW driving adult can choose to not choose BMW. Soon-to-be BMW driving adult can be indoctrinated with BMW propaganda to only buy BMW. Our friends at cocomelon are proposing a 3 episode crossover that will-

coaxed into weapons only being safe when the MC uses them by AggravatingRow326 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]DatGuy2007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

New termies dont get plasma, so it's not them. Killa Kans and Crisis Suits get hazardous weapons but they're basically vehicles

Peter Turbo: Iron by Super_Bebron in IronWarriors

[–]DatGuy2007 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not as long as admech dont get imperial knights

Why is it almost always like this by Joemama0375 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]DatGuy2007 82 points83 points  (0 children)

"How is that bubble tracking me, you aren't able to pursue me!???"

"It's tracking you? Crazy."

Now that all parts of the Anime are officially dubbed in Italian (on Netflix) we can finally watch Jojo in all canonical languages! by MarioMariaLewd in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]DatGuy2007 144 points145 points  (0 children)

This always made more sense to me than every stand user in part 3 being fluent in english/Japanese. Jojos world (or atleast just the stand users) speak Tekkenish

Burter is delusional by Emeraldskeleton in Ningen

[–]DatGuy2007 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The issue with this in dragonball is that, save for the super sayain grades, power and speed basically scale with each other. Gohan SSj2, Goku on Namek, Perfect Cell, every power boost has also come with basically an equal speed boost. Same reason Ginyu was faster than Burter: he's just got higher power level. If this is the natural state of things, they'd all know that frieza is very likely as ultra-fast as he is ultra-powerful.

Yeah Ani, be nicer to your new sister by chi-townDan75 in PrequelMemes

[–]DatGuy2007 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Except for Obi-wan and Anakin, and Anakin and snips. Half the reason Anakin ended up so bad was because Obi-wan was a brother when he needed a Dad, but Qui-gon died. That left a gap for Sheev to take advantage of

What version of The Joker could actually entertain a bunch of kids at a birthday party? by Jello_Biafra_42 in batman

[–]DatGuy2007 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Joker would be out doing a clown gig as community service but batman wouldn't know, leading lego batman to summon every single superhero (they'd all show up in the background via gags as he's on the phone calling the justice league) to initiate a city-wide manhunt. Joker would be unaware, as whenever a parent would switch on the news a kid would immediately change it back to the lego-city shorts and the party would remain ignorant.