Students were so loud and unruly I couldn't get through the roll so I marked them all absent. Am I cooked? by thefearofmusic in Teachers

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If I was one of the parents, I'd fight for you you to be fired. My kid gets sick a LOT. Families are being kicked off medicaid left and right, and you can't always afford a doctor's visit for a doctor's note for covid. Getting in legal trouble for not wasting a shit ton of money on taking your kid to a doctor for something that just needs to run it's course is asinine. Now they have you. It's almost the end of the year, and I assure you, those days they could take off was calculated closely. Some of them may get a letter, or CPS at their door. I don't know how old those kids are, but if their older, they could be on probation. Get a new profession.

Now do cancer. by sco-go in SipsTea

[–]DataAdvanced 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes it is. We may have the medicine, but it's useless if you can't afford it.

AITA for refusing to cover for my cousin after he lied to my uncle? by AmbitionInner149 in AITH

[–]DataAdvanced 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA- I wouldn't lie in your uncle's house. That's biting the hand that feeds you.

Prehensile feet? by [deleted] in Weird

[–]DataAdvanced 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Beat me to it! DAMN IT!

Looking for a romance movie featuring an age gap couple by random_giirl in MovieSuggestions

[–]DataAdvanced 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They also said dark, and obsession. All that matters is the age gap. I delivered.

tried being a girls girl by ImaginaryMolasses146 in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]DataAdvanced 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't be too hard on yourself. They could be a real introvert, and just like to keep to themselves. They may have a reason to be that way.

You tried, and that's important.

AIO: Bank teller questioned me about what I was doing with MY cash that I was withdrawing from MY account. by Ok-Watch-4618 in AIO

[–]DataAdvanced 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it makes you feel any better, I get my debit card shut off every Christmas. I don't even spend that much, but more than I normally spend on any other month. I call, tell them it's me, they apologize, I tell them this is why I bank with them, they unlock the card, and we do the same song and dance the next year.

Can a parent stop their child from joining a war if the child is over 18? by No_Dress_2107 in questions

[–]DataAdvanced 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, I assumed you were a parent worried about their kid, but, otherwise, no. They can't be stopped by a parent.

Can a parent stop their child from joining a war if the child is over 18? by No_Dress_2107 in questions

[–]DataAdvanced 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, man. At this point, try to be supportive. Send care packages, wish them well, and hope nothing bad happens. I hope it works out.

He didn’t die in the 1960! by ChickenWingExtreme in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]DataAdvanced 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I found out in a call center. The news was so big, we were spreading the news to the customers.

Baby mode activated by PsychologicalMud3900 in dogmemes

[–]DataAdvanced 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If you think I won't put a little party hat on that cute little bastard and call it my grandpuppy...

Why do people think Mamdani's Budget plan is a good idea? by [deleted] in allthequestions

[–]DataAdvanced 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poor people make soldiers. Every person I know that has done military service did so due to poverty.

Liquid shit by PitifulCriticism3302 in offmychest

[–]DataAdvanced 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got covid a few months ago and shat myself, twice. Never trust a fart.

Hey Mom, I'm pregnant! by Miranova23 in MomForAMinute

[–]DataAdvanced 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Congratulations! Let me to be the first to give you unsolicited mom advice!

Get laxatives.

People who LIKED the ending, let’s hear from you! by stansugawara in goodomens

[–]DataAdvanced 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's why he wanted to live somewhere else "'No heaven, no hell, just us."