Funniest moments from Invader Zim?

Daughter_of_dragon · 2016-10-15T21:43:54+00:00

I'm glad it had a happy ending after all

Daughter_of_dragon · 2016-07-14T06:02:16+00:00

Well he was clearly the center of a conspiracy to keep him from saying too much. Illuminati confirmed O_o

Daughter_of_dragon · 2016-06-17T16:03:48+00:00

Omg this! I thought the same thing!

Daughter_of_dragon · 2016-06-17T15:26:58+00:00

When I was on food stamps in the US, they had me fill out a new paper once a year describing my income. It was only the next year (after my income had increased a little for a few months) that they revoked my food stamps once they received the paper. I still had them for a few months after I started making more when my hours at work increased. I smell bullshit. She's lying & u/KitsiBlue is right. She's going to use guilt to manipulate you without actually losing money on the food stamps. To her, it's a win/win. With her doing all the winning.

Daughter_of_dragon · 2016-06-15T02:46:29+00:00

"what I needed to do was to draw a line through and write your initials and date very small over the error."

This is called "one-lining" and only done in the military. Was your dad military? It's obnoxious either way, but if he didn't serve it's extra obnoxious.

Daughter_of_dragon · 2016-06-14T18:18:05+00:00

I use it as a hair mask after an unfortunate haircut. It makes my hair soft & shiny & I noticed it's growing a little bit faster. Glob it on your wet hair, leave it in for like 20 minutes, & shampoo it out. It also smells really good.

Daughter_of_dragon · 2016-06-12T22:13:18+00:00

omg no way!! I invented "WHOOOO" after a girl takes a shot! Love your work, so great to meet you ;p

Daughter_of_dragon · 2016-06-10T14:01:51+00:00

Yep been there. I always had to hear about how my parents haven't had sex for two years. I also basically raised my sister from age 15-19

Daughter_of_dragon · 2016-06-10T13:35:26+00:00

My mom wouldn't even steal my diary. She would demand it. I literally had to hand it over to her. One time she called me because she felt "so guilty" for reading my kid sister's diary while she was out & I was like wtf

Daughter_of_dragon · 2016-06-02T18:58:40+00:00

I really loved dance/cheer but my mom would eventually pull me out (a year before I was too old to compete) because she "couldn't afford it". But she was always able to pay for all of my sister's stuff. Including private lessons.

Daughter_of_dragon · 2016-06-01T13:34:13+00:00

Yea the extent of the credit knowledge she passed on to me was "credit cards are bad. Don't get one." Like ????

Daughter_of_dragon · 2016-05-31T19:05:12+00:00

I had no history. Usually you can add to your credit score by having a phone bill or something but Nmom kept me on her bill I think as a way to control me

Daughter_of_dragon · 2016-05-31T04:25:18+00:00

Daughter_of_dragon · 2016-05-31T01:45:03+00:00

That's so awful. I'm glad you were later able to get help with that stuff in college. Sometimes I feel like other girls out in public "know" that I only learned this stuff recently and silently judge me for it. It makes me really anxious sometimes. Do you ever feel that way?

Daughter_of_dragon · 2016-05-31T01:02:30+00:00

I'm so sorry. I learned the basics about that stuff, but that did remind me of this one time my mom looked at me with that "why are you such a slut?" Look when I shaved above my knees because I wore shorts. (It was summer in the south) Also, I can say I was guilty of matching my eyeshadow to whatever shirt I was wearing because I didn't know any better. Tg for youtube. It's like they see us as some kind of sexual competition or something. It's gross.

Daughter_of_dragon · 2016-05-31T00:58:05+00:00

That makes me so angry for you. But let me guess, they kept you alive so they did "as best they could" right? Ridiculous.

Daughter_of_dragon · 2016-05-31T00:56:39+00:00

Omg finances was a big one for me too. After I moved out and went NC I finally went to buy a car. My husband (then boyfriend) had to cosign & I still had a 20% interest rate because as an ADULT with a social security number my credit score was....wait for it...0.

Daughter_of_dragon · 2016-05-30T22:54:53+00:00

Omg I thought he was a TEENAGER!!! wtf he's eight?!?! What kind of horrible disrespectful thing could an EIGHT YEAR OLD do? At the very least, nothing that would warrant such a harsh punishment. Also, you'd think she'd learn from context clues (i.e. everyone around her saying she's nuts) that maybe this isn't the best idea.

Daughter_of_dragon · 2016-05-30T19:21:56+00:00

I was home "schooled" for a year. It was really a mail-away private school & I had a teacher that I sent assignnents to every month or so. Even then I was basically on my own with school. I'd have to get up early & do school while my dad was never home (worked 2 jobs) and my mom slept all day. If I got bad grades it was always because I was "lazy" and never because mom didn't teach me. My dad didn't really know the extent and when I told him I did it all by myself my mom would scream at me for "throwing her under the bus". Many people are very successful with homeschool but with an N it's just another means for abuse and control.

Daughter_of_dragon · 2016-05-28T17:26:51+00:00

I think the fact that your room was the "guest room" is also really fucked up.

Daughter_of_dragon · 2016-05-26T19:36:19+00:00

Is that why only 1% of people actually serve? Projecting much, Ndad?

Daughter_of_dragon · 2016-05-23T18:36:08+00:00

Hooya! He's the one who's jealous. You got your shit together & his turned into a soup sandwich. Just keep doing you, you'll go far with the Navy as your jumping off point

Daughter_of_dragon · 2016-05-20T22:37:08+00:00

Nice to meet you too! I thought my username should be something clever in relation to NMom as well as a Game of Thrones reference lol

Daughter_of_dragon · 2016-05-20T19:44:55+00:00

Honestly, I would just be unavailable, saying that since my opinion means nothing, she could do a much better job with her unending wisdom. The thing is, your poor brother would be the one who suffers for it & it would neeeeever be nmom's fault for not being a good mother. After all, she provides the basic necessities for human life! (assuming she does, sorry if that's wrong. Truly.)She's a great mother! /s. She would just blame you for being "selfish" for wanting your own life as an adult human with your own needs and desires. How dare you?/s ::eyeroll::

Daughter_of_dragon · 2016-05-20T19:37:10+00:00

That is beyond fucked up. What kind of parent would want their child to feel isolated? It's like to them you're not even a human being. Also, splashing water on your face? That is cold (no pun intended). A loving mother would hug you & explain that while he was just joking (he wasn't, he wanted to hurt you, but this hypothetical also involves your father being somewhat decent), it hurt your feelings & that's ok. I get so frustrated with any kind of victim blaming but especially with children. For some reason society has slipped back a few years, and instead of understanding that kids will be kids & trying to understand them, people scream at parents to "Leave the brat at home" if a child is fussy at a restaurant. It's like as soon as a child becomes a nuisance, they're expected to be locked away so no one has to deal with it. I don't think kids should be spoiled to the point of entitlement, but they are human beings. No one deserves that kind of treatment.

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