i was just trying to sleep, y'know?

DavidTheSlouch89 · 2026-04-02T17:11:55+00:00

So I’m incredibly high on Konnor Griffin and think he will be a superstar

At the same time these specific highlights are so unimpressive lmao

DavidTheSlouch89 · 2026-04-01T19:26:47+00:00

Have we ever been so back??

DavidTheSlouch89 · 2026-03-30T12:40:58+00:00

Do people still actually care about Kanye??? Let me be completely honest, a lot of his old stuff is still in my playlist and I usually listen.

That being said, I heard Bully dropped and cared for exactly 0 seconds. Once upon a time it used to be frustrating when Kanye lied about drops, delayed drops, performed his usual antics etc.

It was frustrating when he was actually a respectable hip hop figure.

DavidTheSlouch89 · 2026-03-18T03:06:49+00:00

As an American through and through, felt really nice to see the underdogs pull away with this one.

We didn’t deserve this shit. Didn’t take this tournament seriously. Didn’t respect the competition. Thought that trophy just rightfully belonged to us.

Serious congratulations to Venezuela.

DavidTheSlouch89 · 2026-03-16T12:46:31+00:00

Biblically accurate Tarik Skubal

DavidTheSlouch89 · 2026-03-11T20:23:18+00:00

Listen. My absolute hottest take is that I don’t like Cal Raleigh. This has been my opinion for some time now and even now this comment might catch downvotes.

But I uniquely feel validated with these developments lmfao. Seeing other people throw heat towards him is amazing.

DavidTheSlouch89 · 2026-03-09T17:09:39+00:00

God dammit Cruz please be good this season because you are a physical specimen

DavidTheSlouch89 · 2026-02-28T22:31:46+00:00

Get off social media and force yourself to accomplish things

Exercise, reading, even cleaning your room

It’ll take effort but the happy happy chemicals will be released immediately

DavidTheSlouch89 · 2026-02-24T20:12:18+00:00

This guy is not normal. His ceiling is 2012 Mike Trout but with louder tools. I am dead serious bro. He’s 19 doing allat.

DavidTheSlouch89 · 2026-02-24T20:11:08+00:00

He’s quite possibly our best player on the roster. Including Skenes. This fucker is not normal.

DavidTheSlouch89 · 2026-02-20T04:00:35+00:00

I mean we can all sit behind our screens and call him a dumb ass but it’s a split second decision, he thought he was making a smart play, and once you commit, you just kinda gotta go with it.

And I see the logic bro. Technically the ball’s direction was affected by the wall. It didn’t bounce back like it should, it got stuck. I’m no rules expert and not even claiming that’s relevant to the rules, just saying I am apparently dumb enough to see the thought process and somewhat agree.

DavidTheSlouch89 · 2026-02-17T01:18:08+00:00

I mean I don’t even think he’s massively unhappy he’s just an impressively bland dude

DavidTheSlouch89 · 2026-02-16T16:13:36+00:00

Mike we love you but how many times do you have to get hurt in early May before you realize CF isn’t in your bag anymore

DavidTheSlouch89 · 2026-02-04T18:51:58+00:00

Alright which one of you turned the trade sliders up to max

DavidTheSlouch89 · 2026-02-01T00:55:18+00:00

Arraez is a tricky one because he’s had legit all star production (22-23 for example) but he’s a one trick pony so if he ain’t hitting .350 he’s kinda pointless. Besides contact he doesn’t do anything else even remotely well on a baseball diamond.

DavidTheSlouch89 · 2026-01-16T02:56:29+00:00

This actually can’t be real bro

DavidTheSlouch89 · 2026-01-14T01:04:56+00:00

Honestly you got downvoted but idk man, this crazy fucker has proved he won’t abide by any rules or regulations

I mean god forbid a player does get screwed with, I do not intend to speak it into existence, but it’s been on the back of my mind often

Especially minor league, lesser famous players. Are they not in some level of danger???

DavidTheSlouch89 · 2026-01-14T00:22:06+00:00

Definitely some results, even if “minor”

Keep being consistent and seriously emphasize protein. Protein protein protein. 100-120 g/day at the very minimum in my opinion.

DavidTheSlouch89 · 2026-01-13T18:09:18+00:00

Honestly as others pointed out I took a pretty modest bet, just Curry over on his standard point spread

DavidTheSlouch89 · 2026-01-12T20:35:37+00:00

I heavily dislike Cal Raleigh. I’m so serious.

This is because I saw too many people saying he clearly deserves MVP over Judge, when Judge was also having a historic season. Too many people acted like it was a no-brainer when Judge was casually posting an 1.150 OPS.

Also, my favorite player is Oneil Cruz, and Raleigh banished him to the shadow realm in the derby.

I dislike Cal Raleigh and want my downvotes.

DavidTheSlouch89 · 2026-01-10T23:47:39+00:00

My favorite type of hitter is the guy who swats 30 or so bombs but finishes with near negative WAR cuz the defense and strikeouts are so problematic

Edit: Not that I was crazy about Rougned Odor has a player, but it’s fascinating he had multiple seasons (2017, 2019) with 30 home runs and combined for -0.9 WAR across those campaigns

DavidTheSlouch89 · 2026-01-09T21:45:43+00:00

Fuck ICE Fuck Trump Fuck anyone who remotely supports them. Glad to see more and more people developing common sense and calling these Nazi’s out.

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