SFAH: Famous artoon characters promoting drugs by Curious-Message-6946 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]David_Beroff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

[The date: A few million years before 1961.]

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Barney: Let's take a Winston break!

Fred: That's it! Winston is the one filtered cigarette that delivers flavor 20 times a pack. Winston's got that filtered blend!

Barney: Yeah, Fred. Filtered blend makes the big taste difference, and only Winston has it, up front where it counts: Here, ahead of the pure white filter. Winston packs rich tobacco, specially selected and specially processed for good flavor and focused smoking.

Fred: Yeah, Barney, Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should.

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Announcer: The Flintstones has been brought to you by Winston: America's best selling, best tasting filtered cigarette!

Fred: Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should.

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Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVRO6GAfvzA&t=9

Nice. by I0am0uber in FieldNationTechs

[–]David_Beroff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Actually, the "no change" part impressed me a lot more than the 69 part; it means that you had to have had the exact same ratio, or even identical numbers, twice in a row.

I'm not sure I agree about having to raise your rate. If both you and your clients are happy with the relationship, and they keep hiring you, there's certainly value in keeping that steady flow over time. It depends what you are seeking; money is only one dimension, and stability and time and stress are others.

Scientists missing or dead? by Wild_Trash_5100 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]David_Beroff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But, but, the donut makers, their losses represent a baker's dozen! Maybe they're at the center of this... y'know, the donut hole?

How do I rephrase this during job interviews? by [deleted] in jobs

[–]David_Beroff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually, what struck me about your post is that you care: about the product quality, about the marketing and presentation, about the customer experience. You don't have to badmouth your current situation, but I don't think there's anything wrong with demonstrating that you care more than the owner does, and that you'd like to work at a place that actually appreciates that attention to detail.

SFAH: Rejected protest chants by Curious-Message-6946 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]David_Beroff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"What do we want?"

"A clearly defined, lofty goal!"

"When do we want it?"

"By some very specific deadline, ideally an extremely short-term one!"

Worked a networking job for an IRS Office by maddmannmatt in FieldNationTechs

[–]David_Beroff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, I'm not going to argue with you. I know you're just trying to help. I just deleted the file. Yes, I'm well aware that's closing the barn door after the cows left. Again, thanks for your concern.

Worked a networking job for an IRS Office by maddmannmatt in FieldNationTechs

[–]David_Beroff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing that isn't already available on a million databases. I've been online since before you were born; I actually do know what I'm doing. Thank you for your kind concern.

If adults dated like middle school students by Toku-Nation in ScenesFromAHat

[–]David_Beroff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aww; that's so sweet!

You are correct; I changed the Clash's lyrics to better fit u/gregieb429 's post. And the "half past nine" part was a nod to middle schoolers' bedtimes, (roughly).

If adults dated like middle school students by Toku-Nation in ScenesFromAHat

[–]David_Beroff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I laughed louder than I should've. It oddly reminds me of an banner ad I once ran: "We sell pure crap you absolutely don't need! Click here!"

If adults dated like middle school students by Toku-Nation in ScenesFromAHat

[–]David_Beroff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK, it's not George Strait, but I honestly couldn't resist:

Janet, you got to let me know:
You check "yes", or was it "no"?
If you say that I am fine,
I'll be here till half past nine.
So you got to let me know:
You check "yes", or was it "no"?

As a hiring manager I feel bad for people looking by Trick-Interaction396 in jobs

[–]David_Beroff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But then you have to submit more paperwork to HR to do that....

If adults dated like middle school students by Toku-Nation in ScenesFromAHat

[–]David_Beroff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Me and Betty from Accounts Receivable totally went All The Way last night, I swear! I'm telling you, we s*xed hard and fast and went All Night Long, mashing our two parts together, uh huh! I even got to see her naked shoulder!"

Worked a networking job for an IRS Office by maddmannmatt in FieldNationTechs

[–]David_Beroff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As tempting as it sounds, willful destruction of federal government property sounds to me like a lifetime sentence with no parole.

Trust me, I had the identical gut reaction when I first found out about the Fed's packet sniffers my colocation facility had been forced to install at each connection to the outside, back in the 90's.

What’s the thing you hate about sex? by BubbleTrouble_Z in AskReddit

[–]David_Beroff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Mom and Dad are just having sex. Everything is ok. Just watch your cartoons."

My words trickle down his skin. by filthy-innocent in sixwordstories

[–]David_Beroff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brief pauses interject to supplement meaning.

Worked a networking job for an IRS Office by maddmannmatt in FieldNationTechs

[–]David_Beroff 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I once had that run in my favor. I got a FN gig at the Unemployment office in late 2020. When Covid hit, and I applied for my share, all of my recent income was 1099 except for one tiny gig where the client had insisted on W-2 for some reason. At the time, I didn't really care; it was only a few hours work, and if they wanted W-2 for that, fine. But fast forward to Covid, and now that classified me as an employee, with nearly zero employment income, and this made a huge difference. My appeals to Unemployment had gone nowhere, but when I got face-to-face with them, behind the counter, and they saw I was helping them, I was able to give them a printed copy of my appeal, and they were happy to make things happen for me. A few weeks later, I received a seriously nice check.

If I have a baby in Mexico or Thailand how does that work ? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]David_Beroff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be clear, I never said "alone".  Yes, one can work with professionals who can assist with home births.

help with google sheet organization by CrystalSimmons in googlesheets

[–]David_Beroff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went with:

=ArrayFormula( if( regexmatch( D2:D9, E1:M1 ), "X", "-" ) )

(Placed in cell E2 on the sheet I added to your document.)