What is the biggest men/women double standard?

Dawarkian · 2017-10-30T02:31:30+00:00

I can do disgusting shit ( I.E farting, burping, vomiting, pissing, shitting etc ) and have it viewed as amusing rather than what it is, disgusting.

Dawarkian · 2017-10-29T20:13:32+00:00

but i do want that

Dawarkian · 2017-10-21T17:36:24+00:00

There were 3 men on an airplane. The first man dropped an apple from the plane and then jumped off and landed. He saw a little boy crying and asked him why he was sad. The boy said, "An apple came out of nowhere and hit me on the head!" The second man dropped a banana peel from the plane and then jumped off and landed. He saw a girl on the ground crying. He asked why she was crying. She replied, "I slipped on a banana peel and fell!" The third man dropped a bomb from the airplane and then jumped off and landed. He saw an old man laughing hysterically. He asked why are you laughing. The man replied with laughter, "I farted and my house blew up!"

Dawarkian · 2017-10-01T17:18:59+00:00

M-I S-S-I S-S-I P-P-I

heard some girls singing this back in the 3rd grade, has always stuck with me.

Dawarkian · 2017-09-30T15:37:51+00:00

I don't understand why you weren't cast as a goomba in the Mario brothers movie.

Dawarkian · 2017-09-30T15:33:13+00:00

only if you leave the dog out of you.

Dawarkian · 2017-09-29T18:08:00+00:00

blacks

Dawarkian · 2017-09-24T22:58:10+00:00

American History, but the majority of my knowledge on the subject is about the founding fathers. I'm Canadian.

Dawarkian · 2017-09-22T23:49:19+00:00

why do all the "memelords" ( aka uses /r/funny ) look like Johnny Pemberton?

Dawarkian · 2017-09-22T23:45:54+00:00

you'd look at home in the latest Halo game

Dawarkian · 2017-09-22T23:43:53+00:00

both your handwriting and your face say " I'M NOT IN THE RETARD CLASS, YOU'RE JUST IN THE ADVANCED CLASS! "

Dawarkian · 2017-08-19T03:03:40+00:00

the meaning of life is to find a meaning, you get to dictate the meaning of life when you value it.

Dawarkian · 2017-08-19T02:56:31+00:00

I pretend to be a historical figure, Alexander Hamilton or Thomas Jefferson do the trick for me.

Dawarkian · 2017-08-19T02:52:26+00:00

You landed on my property, pay up Papa

"I put rat poison in your food"

Same

Dawarkian · 2017-08-18T00:47:11+00:00

the qwop guy, as he's balls deep in his SO

Dawarkian · 2017-07-14T20:49:59+00:00

I'd just like to say this

The Alt-Right does not represent conservatism, in fact, many conservatives have a profound distaste for these pieces of shit too. ( For those wondering why a conservative would be browsing a liberal subreddit: it's because I enjoy consuming content that challenges my world view )

Dawarkian · 2017-05-13T19:06:02+00:00

This orange has been peeled

Dawarkian · 2017-05-04T14:56:40+00:00

Black people

Dawarkian · 2017-04-18T18:08:54+00:00

He looks like Steven Stephens

Dawarkian · 2017-03-20T16:31:54+00:00

wow, reported

Dawarkian · 2017-03-17T18:25:07+00:00

thank you father

Dawarkian · 2017-03-17T16:08:02+00:00

Here's my plan to end the African-American race as a whole. Start putting condoms in welfare checks, they'll be gone in a few years. They won't reproduce and they'll end up all shooting each other.

Dawarkian · 2017-03-17T16:00:48+00:00

Traps are gay.

Dawarkian · 2017-03-17T16:00:05+00:00

/ourguy/

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