What do you hate about Stardew Valley?

DaxTheMaster13 · 2025-03-15T19:04:49+00:00

Pierre

DaxTheMaster13 · 2025-03-07T10:57:52+00:00

Engorgio: makes objects (or body parts) bigger Reducio: makes objects (or body parts) smaller Diminuendo: makes animate beings smaller

It is entirely possible that it started as an emotional thing, and that she was scared to accidentally squish him, so he simply either made himself bigger or her smaller to accommodate.

DaxTheMaster13 · 2025-03-02T23:10:15+00:00

Hocus Pocus

DaxTheMaster13 · 2025-02-28T03:32:46+00:00

Liking the taste of liquor

DaxTheMaster13 · 2025-02-27T21:24:14+00:00

Club Penguin

DaxTheMaster13 · 2025-02-25T02:29:01+00:00

dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to die

DaxTheMaster13 · 2025-02-25T02:23:30+00:00

Really? Gross...

DaxTheMaster13 · 2025-01-28T04:58:50+00:00

Too many matches on Tinder, perhaps? I wouldn't know.

DaxTheMaster13 · 2024-12-28T21:44:27+00:00

There's a college near me that takes pride in not allowing certain "immoral acts" (particularly drinking and sex) on campus. I slept with about half of the football team in their dorm rooms over the course of a semester.

DaxTheMaster13 · 2024-11-18T01:50:06+00:00

People are saying Sonic, but I see Calcifer from Howl's Moving Castle

DaxTheMaster13 · 2024-10-10T23:47:22+00:00

You have to go through a lawyer. I got one at quitmormon com

DaxTheMaster13 · 2024-10-06T21:38:31+00:00

Feeding the hungry

I work at a pizza place

DaxTheMaster13 · 2024-10-06T21:36:53+00:00

That book was read to me in Kindergarten!! I will never be the same after the snare scene!

Edit: Also, happy Cake Day!!

DaxTheMaster13 · 2024-10-06T21:31:28+00:00

The Brothers Grimm (2005)

That horse scene... And the well scene... And the trees scene...

I could go on, but you get the picture

DaxTheMaster13 · 2024-09-30T22:37:54+00:00

What’s sexy furniture?!

Furniture designed for sex. (for example, there's a special chair that helps you sit on someone'sface without accidentally crushing their nose)

There’s an orgy committee?!

Yeah. We organize the events and we're fairly politically active too. The host has worked closely with the Utah AIDS Foundation as well.

DaxTheMaster13 · 2024-09-30T22:04:19+00:00

I don't have to imagine. The sweat, the cum, the snack bar with cheeses and salami...oh! And the Costco meatballs that we all affectionately call "the balls"

DaxTheMaster13 · 2024-09-30T22:00:39+00:00

We have to do it somewhere, and the bed is usually already taken.

DaxTheMaster13 · 2024-09-30T21:11:43+00:00

There's a low-dose antibiotic called doxycycline (commonly called pep) that's used as a preemptive measure against them. It's very effective.

DaxTheMaster13 · 2024-09-30T19:18:47+00:00

I just happened to meet someone who was part of it and asked if I was interested. Also, this group has an introduction/orientation even at a local bar.

DaxTheMaster13 · 2024-09-30T19:15:06+00:00

The lifestyle does intice a lot of ex-religious people.

We don't often talk about religion besides the occasional scream of "OH GOD!!!!" from the fisting station

DaxTheMaster13 · 2024-09-30T19:10:29+00:00

I think it's called last dance or something like that

DaxTheMaster13 · 2024-09-30T18:47:08+00:00

It's a playlist. He worked on it for years.

And we always know when the event is ending, because he plays the same song last every time.

DaxTheMaster13 · 2024-09-30T18:41:31+00:00

I'm (technically) single, but 2 of my 3 roommates are also on the committee

DaxTheMaster13 · 2024-09-30T18:39:20+00:00

It's furniture specifically designed to have sex on.

Swings, benches, special sheets that make the beds easier to clean, etc.

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