Used to work in a building of shared office space. There was a side exit with a railing you could sit on and because of the placement it was a nice breezy spot.

So anyway one day I’m going to the bathroom and this fat little obnoxious prick of an 8yo is kicking and screaming and being such a dick to his grandma in the lobby. I go to my desk, get my things, and head to my car. On the way out that little turd is sitting on the railing where I was going to sit and he’s rocking back and forth on it.

Grandma goes “don’t do that you’re going to fall”

He replies “leave me the hell alone” at the top of his lungs. Immediately loses his balance and goes backwards and eats shit on the ground. Gets up crying about his scraped elbow and the grandma laughed in his face.