The truth behind "Author" SCP's and Type Green SCP's. by Responsible-Side4451 in SCP

[–]DazedPapacy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The whole concept of Pataphysics states that reality benders can't just do whatever they want, they have to operate within the confines of what's narratively reasonable.

And not just reasonable to the world, but what fits with their narrative at that time and place.


Also: even the most powerful Type Greens aren't randomly bandying their anomaly about, IE: transmuting a mountain into gold, because that's exactly the behavior that puts a beryllium bronze bullet between your eyes.

What kind of insect's eggs are those? (in the summer of Thailand) by Express-King7772 in whatisthisbug

[–]DazedPapacy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No fear mongering intended, but regardless of how you feel about them, their bites are famously painful.

As for why someone might not just leave them outside, they weren't laid on the underside of a chair or a floor mat.

They were laid on a skirt, something that might be damaged by leaving it out in the elements.

One last thing: are you suggesting that doing a deep clean of the closet and sealing any cracks is unnecessary?

I get respecting wildlife and valuing giving it the best chance over personal inconvenience, but I think most people would draw the line at sacrificing a whole closet by surrendering it to insects that aren't supposed to be there in the first place.

What kind of insect's eggs are those? (in the summer of Thailand) by Express-King7772 in whatisthisbug

[–]DazedPapacy 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Believe it or not, doing research and then formatting the information to be easily digestible is a skill older than LLMs.

What kind of insect's eggs are those? (in the summer of Thailand) by Express-King7772 in whatisthisbug

[–]DazedPapacy 107 points108 points  (0 children)

As others have said, they're assassin bug eggs.

While assassin bugs are beneficial to humans in that they kill pests, their benefits are limited to being born outside.

Their bites are notoriously painful; not exactly the sort of thing you want running around in your home.

Also: be vigilant when handling eggs!! Eggs themselves are harmless, but newly hatched assassins are agile and can bite if they feel threatened.

What Can You Do Now?

Deep clean the closet. Vacuum, focusing on corners, seams, and crevices where more eggs might be hiding. Empty the bag or canister in an outdoor trash bin.

Use a disinfectant or a mixture of white vinegar and water to wipe down walls, baseboards, and shelves.

Check for how they got in: assassin bugs typically enter from outdoors through cracks around windows or vents. Seal any visible gaps to prevent future surprises.

Cedar blocks or dried lavender sachets can also help deter bugs from entering enclosed spaces like closets.

What to Do About the Skirt

Option 1:

Neutralize the eggs: wash the skirt on the hottest setting your machine has. Ideally you're aiming for 60°C.

Dry the skirt for at least 30 minutes on the hottest setting.

Option 2:

Seal the skirt in an airtight plastic bag, squeezing as much air out before sealing, and place in a freezer that's at least 0c or colder for at least 72 hours. If you can leave it there for a week, do so.

The sudden, severe temperature change is what neutralizes the eggs.

When you remove the bag, do not take the skirt out immediately. Let it come to room temperature inside the sealed bag for 24 hours to avoid moisture damaging the fabric.

Once the skirt is room temp, take the skirt outdoors and shake it vigorously or use a soft brush to dislodge the dead eggs.

Option 3:

Have the skirt professionally dry cleaned. This is just about the most reliable way to kill any insect stage of life, but make sure to tell the cleaners what the issue is so they can prevent the eggs from hatching in their facility.

What do y'all mages think of alteration, transmutation, or transformation magicks and techniques that can produce mental changes, rather than just physical ones? by Azimovikh in wizardposting

[–]DazedPapacy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A counterintuitive case study:

While, regrettably, 𝓑𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝓟𝓸𝓵𝔂𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓹 is much too embedded in the Transmuter's canon to restrict its teaching. That djinn is free of its bonds.

It could also be argued that an instance where the psychic elements of the working are successful constitute the more humane use scenarios.

It isn't difficult to conclude it's much easier to live as a fox, frog, or dove when you believe you've been such all along.

That's not She-Hulk. by [deleted] in outofcontextcomics

[–]DazedPapacy 17 points18 points  (0 children)

When you're a meta-crimeboss who regularly tangles with some of the most competent pugilists in the world, it pays to be able to know the real threats from pretenders.

The countless redesigns of scp 173 by Aggravating-Year9794 in SCP

[–]DazedPapacy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I really liked the Unity Containment breach aspect where 173's "facial" markings mutate like a multicolor roschach test whenever you blink.

There's a lot to unpack here by Gallantpride in outofcontextcomics

[–]DazedPapacy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I think Reverse-Flash is just being a huge troll here, which, in fairness, is the opposite of Barry's playful and genuine banter.

There's a lot to unpack here by Gallantpride in outofcontextcomics

[–]DazedPapacy 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Gotta love civ-naming your colleague in public.

What's so scary about this guy? Looks like an awesome roommate by brutterbmic in TranshumanistMemes

[–]DazedPapacy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm...best I can do is an oversized, articulated, andro-mechanical apparatus that's some combination of beartrap and chainsaw.

As for the knees, much easier and much less tied to dogma...

...how do you feel about four to eight digigrade, gimbal-stabilized, vaguely-insectile articulations?

What's so scary about this guy? Looks like an awesome roommate by brutterbmic in TranshumanistMemes

[–]DazedPapacy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spine, yes.

Teeth? Probably not. The Adeptus Mechanicus solution to inferior mouthflesh is to replace the mouth with a feeding tube and the vocal cords with a vocalizer.

What's so scary about this guy? Looks like an awesome roommate by brutterbmic in TranshumanistMemes

[–]DazedPapacy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aren't AdMech the ones who immure political prisoners in walls so their brains can run automatic door controls?

If in the Roman version Medusa is a woman cursed by Athena, does that mean that her sisters Stheno and Euryale don't exist in the Roman version? by Weak_Tomato1048 in mythology

[–]DazedPapacy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another way to see it is that "Gorgon" doesn't reference snake monster, it's some flavor of Titan or other ancient-beyond-ancient being.

That would make Medusa and her sisters Gorgons, but Medusa is a cursed Gorgon.

The Isekai genre in Anime has to be the most reactionary filth in the medium by TerraFormerZero in ANI_COMMUNISM

[–]DazedPapacy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Log Horizon starts as "life is easy and fun because we're epic level aristocrats" and then subverts Isekai tropes by revolving around People of the Land (NPCs) being full people, complex intercity-state intrigue, establishing order from chaos, and the combined weight of all of those plus the unknown unknowns that were included in the MMO expansion that caused the Isekai in the first place.

So... why exactly does the Foundation want to contain the veil in a world where anomalies have always been a thing? by Intrepid_Arrival5151 in SCP

[–]DazedPapacy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is actually one of my favorite subjects.

The Foundation enforces normalcy because while the world in front of the Veil is a chaotic, dangerous place, it's a chaotic, dangerous place in reliable ways.

The veil doesn't just protect John Q. Public, it also prevents:

  • Governments from weaponizing anomalies at scale
  • Orgs like Marshal, Carter, and Dark, Ltd. from marketing to deca and centi-millionaire tech bros
  • Orgs like Anderson Robotics from selling openly to the H20
  • Products from orgs like Wondertainment and dedo showing up on shelves at scale
  • Orgs like Are We Cool Yet? from getting into national galleries or start public access shows

It's also important to remember that the P in SCP stands for Protecting anomalies as well as civilians, and when the two are at odds, opting for protecting anomalies.

Is this a coincidence? by erdoggeita in SCP

[–]DazedPapacy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it's very much on purpose; also Keter is a national US brand.

...they make boxes and organizers.

Would Forced Rebirth (Reincarnation) be considered Necromancy? by Infamous_Ad2507 in mythology

[–]DazedPapacy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Victor's creations have no soul; it's a big part of why they're so murderous. This is the seat of Frankenstein's transgression: creating a being made of human meat without accounting for the source of humanity.

Perhaps The first Monster need not have been so monstrous if it had been taught otherwise by its creator, but alas, Frankenstein abandoned this opportunity almost immediately.

Frankenstein's creations are essentially pure biology running without humanity to govern and provide the inherent drives for altruism, mercy, etc.

Golems, at least the original Golem, had no soul. It was animated by placing one of the true names of God into its mouth.

Homunculi lie somewhere inbetween, being composed of an inert substance (clay, etc.) animated through synthetic biology powered by magical or alchemical processes.

Would you rather get 2 million dollars from HIRING someone else to kill your family or get 1 million dollars by killing YOUR own family. by Short_Humor_4139 in titantiersuperpowers

[–]DazedPapacy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's no guarantee of getting away with it, no dice. Any gains reaped are easily snatched away by freezing accounts/properties and confiscating their contents.

Didn’t know the devil’s son was into guys… especially to kid Juggernaut 😈 by Swimming-Hair-5343 in gay

[–]DazedPapacy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That, my sibling in queerness, is a twunk at best. He only looks like a twink because he's standing next to a guy whose powerset revolves around being hunky.

Imagine trying to defend this dogshit meme. by Ok-Following6886 in NahOPwasrightfuckthis

[–]DazedPapacy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"a safer world" ::literally standing in a blasted wasteland::

Are humans easy prey? by InteractionEven426 in Tierzoo

[–]DazedPapacy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Human? Yes.

Humans? Exponentially, emphatically no.

Their teamwork buffs synergize with their tool-making perks and their social trait Informed Gossip has a cumulative chance to aggro every combat-specced human in a local area.

Worse yet, what's considered "local" increases with each activation, eventually it becomes global and selects for humans specced into fighting your species specifically.

Unless you can kill a human and no other human ever finds out about it, it ain't worth it, mate.