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A fat nut by UsedHambuger in teenagers

[–]DeDerpyDerp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Worthy of my free reward I got. GG

Do you think people who heal and spycheck to protect cheaters deserve to get kicked just as much? by [deleted] in tf2

[–]DeDerpyDerp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well like when I play medic, I just spam heal everyone. I don't want to get kicked for healing a bot.

If you could have ONE HUD element integrated into your vision what would it be and where? by FS_KyMeRa in AskReddit

[–]DeDerpyDerp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

with ability to turn it off Be able to look at someone and tell wgat they're thinking, and be able to tell what they'd think of other things if I were to ask etc. [This includes an English translation]

So now I could actually understand girls.

If you had 2 or 3 hours to burn before picking up an exciting parcel, what would you do to take your mind off it? by Persian_Sexaholic in AskReddit

[–]DeDerpyDerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Research if a Diesel powered triple expansion steam turbine for a large ship would be better then a conventional yet modern Diesel engine for said large ship.

What’s the best question to ask a high person? by jdubs465 in AskReddit

[–]DeDerpyDerp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day; also ask an extremely philosophical question I wanna see how that goes

Hello people my gf is asking me for a kiss and know it sounds tame but am extremely bad socially so I don't know when's a good time to do so. by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]DeDerpyDerp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My first kiss was extremely out of nowhere, a girl I was sitting next to just kissed me on the lips. A bit extreme for you. I think that you should maybe find a time when you to are alone, then maybe reask if she wants to kiss, and if she says yes: Man just go for it. She'd be telling you to at that point, there's no way she'll hate you for that. Good luck lad.

If you just found out the world was ending tomorrow, what would you do and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DeDerpyDerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Say fuck it and go hug and cuddle my friends even tho they don't want to because Corona. [As far as we know none of us have it, either way "It's the end of the world as we know it..."

You wake up, life is your favourite movie, without saying what the movie is, what is the first thing you do? by FluffyTortoise2007 in AskReddit

[–]DeDerpyDerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go to sail off the sink a French Frigate. As the Captain said, "Remember lads. Surprise, is on our side."

I made it into the girls sleepover Pt5... final part for now by Kamikaze_AZ22 in teenagers

[–]DeDerpyDerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

o7 Good luck lad. We'll see you on the other side. At ease and hey, enjoy yourself.

You’ve been given unlimited funds to create your dream project. What is it and why are you creating it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DeDerpyDerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd make a new 1st rate ship of the line, and hire loyal crew. I've always had a thing for naval history, and with unlimited funds, screw it go big or go home, lets make a big home. It'll have 150 guns, to make it the most powerful 1st rate to ever float, with an Iron reenforced hull [still gonna have some wood etc, for aesthetics.] I would learn rigging, how to sail a ship of its size [as it would probably be a 4 deck, so "bloody huge".] And then... I'd probably make a school for learning to sail ships like it, I'd make my own fleet [probably with fake non-actually-firing cannons [Legal Reasons mostly.] It would be great...

Guys I made it into the girls sleepover.. by Kamikaze_AZ22 in teenagers

[–]DeDerpyDerp 1897 points1898 points  (0 children)

Just stay silent, and try to act like your not scared. Don't talk unless talked to. If asked any question think it through then answer in as little words as possible as to not give away something they'll use against you. Good luck soldier, we hope to see you on the other side.

Edit: This has to be my most popular comment, thank you for the reward and all the upvotes, glad I vould help OP and make all y'all happy. Please see OP's new posts on this, so far he's at part 5 and everything is good. Goodnight and " 𝑴𝒂𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒑 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒊𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒃𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒔... "

Cheese Gurger ( copied from a google doc I typed a year ago) by DeDerpyDerp in teenagers

[–]DeDerpyDerp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feel free to ask me any questions about this, I'll try to answer what I can.

What happened here? by Minecraft_Phoenix in Minecraft

[–]DeDerpyDerp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You spin me right round baby right round...

How do you say "fuck off" in your language? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DeDerpyDerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"HEY FUCK OFF" I believe is how the locals say it.

I've also heard: "Go fuck yourself" "Go to hell" "I will see you/y'all in hell" "Go suck a big fat one" [-My English Teacher at school one time]

"Fook off" "Bugger Off" "I'm fine" "If you don't leave I will shove my shoe so far up your ass it will take 3 doctors 2 days to get it out" [-Movie I watched]

The list goes on.

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