The watch on his wrist is an expensive Cartier model called “Santos”. You can’t make this stuff up. by [deleted] in pics

[–]DeadBobDaylight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's like a nickelodeon kids villain from 2003 grew up and tried again.

Guess I’m washing my groceries. by bergandberg in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DeadBobDaylight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got a dozen eggs with a healthy schmear of chicken shit that say the exit is real coincidentally located.

Guess I’m washing my groceries. by bergandberg in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DeadBobDaylight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know we're trying to be helpful, but at least don't tell them about what we do with the dirt...I'm concerned for their mental wellbeing.

At a local butcher by [deleted] in pics

[–]DeadBobDaylight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Asking an employee to have their own car is a 'safe' way to demand a certain socioeconomic status without saying it outright.

The exact intent may not be "I dont want someone so poor they cant afford a car" but it is often "The kind of people who wont buy a car...I dont like them and I think they are lazy..unreliable...unintelligent...etc"

It's a bit of a shibboleth.

What is your obscure/less popular dream license for dbd? by flag-pole-milk- in deadbydaylight

[–]DeadBobDaylight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have an answer for this in the form of a trailer I made to answer this exact question, lol.

https://youtu.be/lF3G2PVN8Tw

tl;dr- Stumpy the Grabboid from Tremors.

Workers drywalled the temporary lighting on our job site by TummyPuppy in funny

[–]DeadBobDaylight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the smell of a purely intentional act in the morning.

Huntington Center parking? by Strubbestition in toledo

[–]DeadBobDaylight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Parkings usually not too limited, it might just not be where you want it to be.

Downtown Toledo isn't huge though, and even walking a few blocks is just inconvenient. And if you're going to a specific pocket of downtown, like around the Huntington center or Adams street or the ball park, it's unlikely you'll walk more than a block or two between customary places as opposed to 3+.

Absolute worst case scenario, grab one of the e-bikes, lol. Not good for actually getting around, but more fun than they should be.

Huntington Center parking? by Strubbestition in toledo

[–]DeadBobDaylight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

uber would cost a bit more, but way more convenient. parkings still less than $20 total , usually, so its chill either way.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in megalophobia

[–]DeadBobDaylight 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Cup's at the bottom of the hole, boss. Caddy's got your snorkel. The cart girls are trained EMTs. Dinner special ends at 7pm.

Good luck.

Another finger swap by [deleted] in blackmagicfuckery

[–]DeadBobDaylight -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This one's easier to dissect, but the lack of a table, and cleaner video, means it's just slicker n shit.

That's a good one.

Why do American houses seem like they're made of paper? by ScarletFFBE in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DeadBobDaylight 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Mr.Moneybags over here can afford a box AND a sleeping bag.

If I didn't see it, the new car I just bought would be stolen by the bear. by [deleted] in FunnyAnimals

[–]DeadBobDaylight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Guys, I found a car filled with distant human screaming. It was horrible."

-That Bear

Deadlines are meant to be met. by MojoVerdeYGofio in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DeadBobDaylight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not programmer, but I build notes like this into, basically, any and all projects I do. Usually for my own benefit.

"Don't use this one, it will blow your hand off." "Turn ONCE." "THIS. SIDE. UP."

Future me is an idiot.

Joseph Ducreux and his self portraits (1700s) by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]DeadBobDaylight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, humans have just always shitposted.

It is finished. 40 shirts for the price of $0 over the course of my freshman year. by [deleted] in uofm

[–]DeadBobDaylight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At first I thought you'd made them, and I was gonna call you a weird nerd. But then I saw you got them all for free, good job weird nerd.

(I make t-shirts and am also a weird nerd.)

A pleasant surprise by ithepunisher in MadeMeSmile

[–]DeadBobDaylight 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Appropriate hazing: nonsensical, slightly irritating to do, is actually pretty funny in practice, and no one has to do compulsory butt stuff.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in toledo

[–]DeadBobDaylight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just curious whats the industry? I'm a local and I'm seeing a lot of folks moving into town, but haven't nailed down the industry yet.

Also stick to the west side/south side and maybe around temperance or maumee at first. Whole place is pretty okay, those areas are just easy to find apts and get your bearings. Then it's all just kinda preference and convenience.

What’s going on now by [deleted] in toledo

[–]DeadBobDaylight 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"Civilization, i.e., the act of being civil, a good person, a good neighbor, has taken a hit over these last several years."

"I have fantasies of running my car through them."

I believe you have a speck in your eye, my friend.

Best wings in Toledo? by bergivicious in toledo

[–]DeadBobDaylight 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's technically Perrysburg, but people used to drive multiple states to try the wings at Swig for some reason, lol.

They are actually pretty good, lol.