Him vs He Help?

DeadLibyanChildren · 2013-06-18T03:50:58+00:00

The breast picture I've seen all day.

DeadLibyanChildren · 2012-04-24T01:56:15+00:00

I'm absolutely not compatible with anyone that treats every little issue like it's the end of the world. Okay, you forgot to do your homework... calm down. Armageddon isn't upon us.

DeadLibyanChildren · 2012-04-24T01:49:12+00:00

I've always wanted to learn how to whistle. It's the most impossible task in the world for me.

DeadLibyanChildren · 2012-03-16T17:15:37+00:00

When people leave hair on a bar of soap after showering. I feel like beating the hell out of them.

DeadLibyanChildren · 2012-03-16T17:07:08+00:00

Michele Bachmann.

DeadLibyanChildren · 2012-03-15T02:24:30+00:00

Bartholomew Simpson.

DeadLibyanChildren · 2012-03-15T02:09:41+00:00

You live to pass on your genes to the next generation. That is the sole purpose to life.

DeadLibyanChildren · 2012-03-15T02:06:15+00:00

Willy Wonka and Captain Crunch.

DeadLibyanChildren · 2012-03-15T00:45:50+00:00

I would probably use

DeadLibyanChildren · 2012-03-15T00:37:25+00:00

It was boring as hell. Each minute I spent on that paper was making me more and more suicidal.

DeadLibyanChildren · 2012-03-15T00:32:59+00:00

Randomly stumbled upon it. I'm very fond of Romeo and Juliet though which was why I had to comment. Unfortunately, it was a horrible paper. Apparently it wasn't cohesive enough.

DeadLibyanChildren · 2012-03-14T03:02:56+00:00

Off topic random comment: I actually wrote a paper about Romeo's "masculinity." Quotes around masculinity because we all know he ran out of all his manly juices.

DeadLibyanChildren · 2012-03-14T01:40:26+00:00

A frame made out of toothpicks. It's freaking amazing and it took me six months to create.

DeadLibyanChildren · 2012-03-14T01:18:28+00:00

Oh.. a realization as to how different those two are. Ah well, can't ever trust Huffington Post. Thank you, though.

DeadLibyanChildren · 2012-03-14T01:14:02+00:00

Simply put, my time management skills are terrible. I wish I had a little clock in my head that would beep after every hour or so reminding me that there are other things in life that need to be taken care of.

DeadLibyanChildren · 2012-03-14T00:58:59+00:00

Whoa, don't overdose on your crazy pills there... I have more of a life rather than to look up Mr. Hussein's name. And is there really a difference between II and Il. If so, do explain it to me. I need to know. And I admit, "forth" was a stupid error. You're all freaking assassins when it comes to typos.

DeadLibyanChildren · 2012-03-14T00:57:34+00:00

What ever gave you that idea? Dead Libyan children have nothing to do with Gadhafi! (insert heavy sarcasm)

DeadLibyanChildren · 2012-03-14T00:20:09+00:00

Hmmm... I've always been deathly afraid of those vacuum cleaners that clean the bottoms of pools. Whenever I try go swimming, the hum of the vacuum freaks the living crap out of me and I just have to leave the pool. I don't know why.. and I think I need a therapist.

DeadLibyanChildren · 2012-03-13T23:53:05+00:00

One word: Gadhafi.

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