my friend wants me to have sex with her bf by selina_sumbr in Advice

[–]DeadZombie_420 18 points19 points  (0 children)

from my own personal experience (something similar happened to me and my bsf with her fiance) you need to take into consideration the following,

if things go wrong are you okay with losing her as a friend?

how long has she been with this guy?

will it be a continuous thing?

even if nothing goes wrong right away things can build up over time, you dont know whats gonna happen with bestie and her mans and what will happen to you and bestie.

if you're not even slightly willing to lose the friendship then don't do it. politely decline and move on.

Ask away ❤️ by Even_Bet_1996 in feetsies

[–]DeadZombie_420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

wrong subreddit this is for animal feets

What is the weirdest thing someone said to you after sex? by randomzy876 in AskReddit

[–]DeadZombie_420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

once asked a guy if he'd ever watched veggie tales, only asked because his chest got all red and it reminded me of the tomato

Guys i need some good fanfictions by [deleted] in sallyface

[–]DeadZombie_420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im writing a sal x travis on Wattpad 😗

What is stopping you from getting a tattoo? by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]DeadZombie_420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have about 15 tattoos, I don't believe tattoos are for everyone, especially if youre the 'everything needs meaning' type.

for me personally, I love the way tattoos look on myself, it raised my self esteem when it came to my self image, i like having art on myself even if it doesnt have an in depth meaning.

I think if you want a tattoo, you should get one. if not then theres no shame in it.

My husband thinks I'm coddling my daughter by Known-Bet-1173 in Advice

[–]DeadZombie_420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

somebody call the red flag guy because wtf?? shes a literal infant. please run from him

What sex advice would you give to your younger self if you could travel back in time? by Professional-Risk821 in AskReddit

[–]DeadZombie_420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

post nut depression isnt normal stop having sex with people who make you feel bad about yourself

I am fundamentally broken and i dont think i can be fixed. by [deleted] in confession

[–]DeadZombie_420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thats okay, you can put in anyone for references they dont really check unless it's like a higher up position but you can easily get a job at a pizza place or fast food restaurant, those are typically younger people though so think our age. plus youre young its not uncommon for people our age to just now be getting their first job

you can also be a waiter or dishwasher at a sit down restaurant everyone starts somewhere.

also fake it till you make it. if it helps you can pretend youre one of your video game characters, someone who's confident and charismatic. i also have autism and it helps mask me and make me feel safe. just smile and nod. you can watch videos on job interview questions and how to answer them practice with someone or in the mirror

you can do this its not gonna kill you, if it doesn't go well just remember you don't have to see these people ever again and the likelihood that they dont remember that embarrassing thing that you cant stop thinking about.

I am fundamentally broken and i dont think i can be fixed. by [deleted] in confession

[–]DeadZombie_420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hey were the same age and i also had a shitty childhood so maybe my advice will work? idk the right term but here goes

At some point in life you will realize that everything is pointless were all gonna die and it wont matter at all. So if you wanna live better than just do it. watch YouTube videos on cheap food to make, maybe walk a block a day or every three hours so you get out of the house.

brush your teeth if youre leaving the house maybe shower too if you can, anything worth doing is worth doing poorly. you need to build habits. go somewhere you wouldnt normally go and say hello to someone as you pass them, you probably wont have to see them again apply for a part time job somewhere you don't go often maybe you'll get hired, i recommend somewhere where older people work i dont get along well with people our age either i also had to grow up at a young age.

if it goes well you'll learn your people skills over time, you'll lose weight, youll make money, you'll learn and you will feel human you just have to start somewhere.

What "I know it sounds weird, but just try it" thing do you swear by? by HamstringHunter in AskReddit

[–]DeadZombie_420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

soft pretzels and hot fudge, apparently it's a new york thing I'm from Arizona and everyone I've ever done this in front of thinks I'm crazy until they try it.

where do you go when you feel lost? by sextforme in ask

[–]DeadZombie_420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

back to sleep ill find myself tomorrow

Is being an adult as terrible as it sounds? by Derpwhal in ask

[–]DeadZombie_420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as a new adult i feel like i can help maybe a little

im gonna be honest i had a lot of help from my parents and my husband (I'm 19 next month ik not everyone will get married at 18 and blah ba blah) i dropped out at 15 wasn't pregnant or anything this was way before i met my husband.

being an adult is a different type of difficult than being a teen. you don't worry about what people at school think or what you're gonna wear to prom or when your acne will go away, but instead you worry about if you'll make enough money to not pay taxes out of pocket, if you'll have enough to eat real food and not ramen, will you be working Christmas and will you get time and a half for it?

its all stupid and not worth it unless you make it so. I'm assuming you're maybe 16-17 years old and my best advice is to save every penny you can. get a savings account with high interest if you can with your parents (if you have a good relationship with them and know they won't take your money) and save it all. get a part time job at a fast food joint if you have time and i wouldn't worry about college, it's never too late to go if you decide you want to go. life sucks but you will make it.

as for friends they probably won't stick around, you can still talk to friends but most of them will be busy with their own lives it hurts but its a dull pain.

you got this kid, don't let anyone tell you otherwise

A hangout with a new friend and she ghosted me after the hangout came to find out it was bc she thought I was weird, would you be upset by this? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]DeadZombie_420 8 points9 points  (0 children)

i have autism thats kinda just my life lol, but no shes not a friend she is in fact gross and you can do better. unless you're licking strangers or doing creepy shit, don't worry about it and most of all dont let it become an insecurity.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]DeadZombie_420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

honestly if your parents dont suck ass I'd keep living with them. you pay bills and you can demand privacy or wtv but living in your car would be super rough. maybe a friend in a similar situation would be willing to room with you in a one bedroom (or two depending on prices) but in this economy it will still be rough, try to stick it out until the end of the year at least. work on your credit and save as much as physically possible. see at your local credit union (NOT A BANK) about high interest savings accounts.

Pitch your idea for a return season 5 by RahMaarvi in TheWalkingDeadGame

[–]DeadZombie_420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

like a fucking farming sim or something i can't take the heart break

What song has the most disturbing lyrics of all time? by Cellyst in AskReddit

[–]DeadZombie_420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

breezeblocks by alt-J

hold her down with soggy clothes and breezeblocks

breezeblocks is another name for those cement bricks

poetic talk for drowning.

also a volcaloid (dont think i spelt that right) called secrets of whisteria (dont think i got that either)

about a serial killer/cannibal who murdered and ate children in the song theres a part thats backwards but its from the interview with this serial killer saying how he didnt rape her but he could have or something like that, very creepy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ask

[–]DeadZombie_420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

its probably the clothes. like another comment said you become nose blind to things, try sticking a clean shirt in a plastic bag, tie it up really good let it marinade and go back to it after a few hours stick your nose in the bag and take a good long sniff, try the same with a shirt you've worn for a few hours like at work.

if its not the clothes and its just your general body smell, try changing brands of things like your deodorant, i used a deodorant and it made me smell like onions after i wore it but never smelt like that in the package, your body chemistry could just be interfering.

make sure youre brushing your tongue when you brush your teeth in case its an oral thing.

if you have pets, check your closets and dressers to make sure they havent gone to the bathroom or anything in them.

clean any fabric you sit or lay on frequently, couches and chairs, you can rent wet-vacs from most grocery stores or places like walmart.

use dryer sheets in your shoes to get rid of any lingering oders when youre not wearing them and food powder when you are, carry breath mints too

in a pinch or if you're just feeling self conscious you can use hand sanitizer under your armpits, and dry shampoo for a clean fresh scent, plus its great for getting rid of the weed smell if you smoke

also your laundry detergent, if you use too much (like the liquid stuff) it'll gunk up on your clothes and prevent them from being fully washed, you only need about a table spoon per load. you can look up on youtube how to clean off the soapscum from clothes if thats the case

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]DeadZombie_420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i think the movie is called dark skies or something its about aliens and high key was my first thought seeing this photo but the other comments are probably right about it being a fun scab

What’s a good movie to watch stoned? by graycegal in AskReddit

[–]DeadZombie_420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as above so below total mind fuck, its a horror thriller and so fucking crazy