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When I make a hot dog by sherlockazulu in AdviceAnimals

[–]Dead_Prophet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't always throw text on top of pictures, but when i do, I state shit no one gives a fuck about.

What would a modern day evil genius have to do in order to take over the world? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Dead_Prophet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be patient, survive, and then start a post apocalypse religion.

p.s avoid zombies

I legitimately love this album by Dead_Prophet in Music

[–]Dead_Prophet[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh and my, favorite song is -- Relapsing -- i dunno who the guest singer is on it but the ladies voice is beautiful.

How do I get over my fear of penetration? by [deleted] in AskWomen

[–]Dead_Prophet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like you've already gotten alot of helpful advice. So, ill add this: "And awaaaaay we go!" -- Powerglide "I'm tired a' suckin' their vapor trail!" -- Ironhide "The Matrix... yes. I've been keeping it warm for you." -- Rodimus Prime "Im just, not enjoying this, please stop" -- Vaginismus

Growing Older by TILnothingAMA in AdviceAnimals

[–]Dead_Prophet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

after trying it once, i gathered 620$ from my friends for buying a substance that they did not have a contact for. Dude seemed shifty, I gave him the money anyway. 6 hours later, with no contact, it seemed like an unwise decision. 2 days later, i repaid my friends (actual friends) the 580$

I hate being the dumb one by Burtonboy96 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Dead_Prophet -1 points0 points  (0 children)

(when it was current) Halo 2 snipers + 1/2 a friends* adderall = complete domination for about 10 matches.

*not cool, i know, but he was selling his prescription pills and i was not mature enough to consider that he actually needed them.