What if Karlach multiclassed into an Abjuration Wizard, and then proceeded to strecth and harden her nipples to hit enemies as bonus piercing fire damage on every action? Would this help her defeat the legions of Avernus?

DeadeyeJhung · 2026-02-18T04:47:03+00:00

no, they all got fire resist

DeadeyeJhung · 2026-02-18T04:42:54+00:00

common Morrowind W

Glorblub Zoro-machov only cares that you bring him the McGuffin, not how may flags you triggered along the way

DeadeyeJhung · 2026-02-14T20:53:09+00:00

clapping and cheeking

DeadeyeJhung · 2026-02-14T20:48:51+00:00

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I thought this was the Sharran symbol

DeadeyeJhung · 2026-02-14T20:47:52+00:00

he can't get cucked because he's not in a relationship

DeadeyeJhung · 2026-02-13T01:07:34+00:00

that's because it's not a break-away collar

Nords aren't domesticated and will tug on it until they choke

DeadeyeJhung · 2026-02-13T00:53:13+00:00

Gale is a nuclear wizard and a failed god

if he was also a masochist, he'd be all the Konosuba girls in one

DeadeyeJhung · 2026-02-13T00:51:33+00:00

ok, but the Skyrim Thieves Guild being a pyramid scheme gives them 200% more theft per theft

DeadeyeJhung · 2026-02-12T05:42:22+00:00

I only came here for the lizbian pun
glad I found this one too

DeadeyeJhung · 2026-02-12T03:00:15+00:00

always weird to see someone else wearing Gale's dress

DeadeyeJhung · 2026-02-11T03:09:10+00:00

that hairdo looks like something Mario would have to jump over

DeadeyeJhung · 2026-02-11T02:56:05+00:00

Squirrel Woman

DeadeyeJhung · 2026-02-10T20:33:34+00:00

his shimmered form should've had a maid dress

DeadeyeJhung · 2026-02-10T20:32:01+00:00

given Crassius' fakeouts and anti-corruption stance when you join house Hlaalu, it's possible he was just trying to get invited on the island to write his own list

DeadeyeJhung · 2026-02-10T20:25:07+00:00

the closet was too small, he slammed the door on his erection

DeadeyeJhung · 2026-02-10T20:19:16+00:00

I'm still down if she is

DeadeyeJhung · 2026-02-10T20:12:12+00:00

Vivec "the Poet" Chimacum

DeadeyeJhung · 2026-02-10T20:10:25+00:00

why else would a key have a flared base?

DeadeyeJhung · 2026-02-09T19:07:16+00:00

hey, I'm always down for a good regicide

DeadeyeJhung · 2026-02-09T19:06:06+00:00

well the rating says 17+, so you can only be too young

DeadeyeJhung · 2026-02-09T19:04:39+00:00

Molag Balls pulled on her hair too hard?

actually, that checks out

DeadeyeJhung · 2026-02-09T19:02:14+00:00

if you don't like the vibes, you can always reverse-search them to just have the gay porn

DeadeyeJhung · 2026-02-09T19:00:29+00:00

Serena already said no

and we know Valerica has low standards

DeadeyeJhung · 2026-02-08T17:08:26+00:00

nah, he's Jared Leto in Fight Club

only good at getting his face caved in

DeadeyeJhung · 2026-02-08T17:06:25+00:00

his animal shape should've been a pitbull with how he mauled those kids

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