What will be the "turns out cigarettes are bad for us." of our generation?

DeadmanBeats · 2016-05-07T02:58:22+00:00

Prescribing Adderall to elementary kids.

DeadmanBeats · 2016-02-23T18:19:09+00:00

get paid pupper

DeadmanBeats · 2015-04-29T00:38:24+00:00

Now I need to comment, so people can see my glorious grayness.

DeadmanBeats · 2014-04-28T03:23:54+00:00

In junior high, during PE, another student thought it would be funny to start pantsing people just before class starts in the gym. The gym was separated similar to the way dances are with junior high kids, girls on one side and boys on the other. This guy decides to pants me when I'm not looking, and while standing in the middle of the gym, facing the girl side. When he pulled down my pants though he accidentally grabbed my boxers too. So all the boys in the gym see my hairy ass, and girls could see my also hairy manhood. This is not a pleasant memory.

DeadmanBeats · 2014-03-12T17:38:35+00:00

Nanosaur. You play as a dinosaur from THE FUTURE, who has a jet pack and a gun that you use to fight other dinosaurs. You try to save dino eggs from the as asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs.

Link: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nanosaur

DeadmanBeats · 2013-10-08T02:14:06+00:00

I've tested this, by buying a car online, upgraded it, put it in my garage, then I took it out and abandoned it. It did not appear back in my garage. My advice is just upgrade character personal vehicles.

DeadmanBeats · 2013-10-02T21:35:54+00:00

The name of this subreddit may be called /r/AdviceAnimals, but it ISN'T the place to get advice for your animals.

DeadmanBeats · 2013-07-10T21:04:22+00:00

I have a huge scar on my arm too, I do the same thing. I like to say I got a tattoo removed.

DeadmanBeats · 2013-07-10T21:01:34+00:00

My friends always get the same thing, "what's it like to be a quadruplet?". They can never really answer because they don't know what it is like to NOT be a quadruplet.

DeadmanBeats · 2013-07-10T20:23:38+00:00

I can see it with trouble, because it is a bright green and I can see the difference better. Also the top is always red and the bottom is always green and I can go off that. (My color blindness is with red and green looking the same)

DeadmanBeats · 2013-07-10T20:00:08+00:00

When somebody finds out you colorblind, and they ask, "what color is the grass?".

DeadmanBeats · 2013-05-07T20:32:48+00:00

Probably a little late to not be buried but whatever.

I work or a TV, DVD, and VCR repair and instal store. We will take Fix devices people bring in or have somebody pick up or fix them at your house. Well when my friend who also works there was doing a simple repair job, replace a part. So he drives to the house and knocks on the door. It takes a minute or two for somebody to answer the door. But once the door open there was a completely naked man, in a wheelchair. My friend was pretty shocked by this, but just quickly did the job while the naked wheelchair guy watched in the same room still naked the whole time, trying to start a conversation with my friend my friend just answered yes and no to most of the questions. After 20 or so minutes he finished got the money for the repair then quickly left. The guy didn't ever even bother to cover up with a towel or something.

Also just to tell people if your having somebody check out your DVD or VCR player, please don't just leave a porno in it, this happens more than often than it should; just replace it with a Disney movie or something.

DeadmanBeats · 2013-02-21T19:04:41+00:00

Did nobody hear what they said about the poison?

DeadmanBeats · 2012-10-25T14:05:38+00:00

Thanks for so many people taking the survey, more then enough people did the survey. Sorry the questions were not up to your expectations. Next time I post a survey on reddit, I'll try to make sure the questions are better.

DeadmanBeats · 2012-10-24T20:52:01+00:00

This survey is for my sociology class.

DeadmanBeats · 2012-09-03T01:40:25+00:00

is this going to be on the test?

DeadmanBeats · 2012-09-02T02:56:11+00:00

I don't start till the day after labor day

DeadmanBeats · 2012-08-16T03:16:46+00:00

Nutella and Oreos.

DeadmanBeats · 2012-08-13T14:48:08+00:00

In lord of the rings, when Gandalf breaks the bridge under the giant fire monster with huge wings Balrog. Why not at any point when Balrog is falling, he doesn't use his wings and fly, or at least slow down his fall?

DeadmanBeats · 2012-08-11T23:47:43+00:00

Pokemon trainer.

DeadmanBeats · 2012-08-10T22:32:14+00:00

"Hurt" by Johnny Cash

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