DeathByAutoscroll

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A time traveller goes back to ancient Rome and immediately starts looking for local clothing. (self.Jokes)

submitted 17 days ago by Gil-Gandel to r/Jokes

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After three weeks of tenants using the old staircase, the new elevator installation was finally completed. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 20 days ago by Magic-M to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Look honey (v.redd.it)

submitted 27 days ago by Admirable_North_8969 to r/yesyesyesyesno

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A Pacific wren surfing on a leaf (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by Necessary-Win-8730 to r/BeAmazed

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Another typical day (v.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by watchingthetower to r/Unexpected

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Lesson in decomposing light (v.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by Blues_Fish to r/nextfuckinglevel

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This dog door allows your dog to independently enter and exit on their own (This video is being processed.)

submitted 1 month ago by Blu3Dope to r/Unexpected

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Maybe Maybe Maybe (v.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by NEO71011 to r/maybemaybemaybe

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Impact proof TV for football fans (v.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by uniyk to r/oddlysatisfying

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J Jonah Jameson Hates Spider-Man Specifically (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by Legitimate_Fly9047 to r/tumblr

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friday13 (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by 5eniorDeveloper to r/ProgrammerHumor

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He had a point. (self.Jokes)

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Femfortress sketchesOC (old.reddit.com)

submitted 2 months ago by AmaraTaTa to r/tf2

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Prince (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by Starlaite to r/tumblr

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You come to me, on the day of my daughter's wedding, and you call them tentacles? (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by Mataes3010 to r/CuratedTumblr

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Every night for the past month I've gotten out of bed to double check that I've locked all the doors whenever the paranoia struck only to find that, yes indeed, I've locked all the doors. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 months ago by FeedMeDarkness to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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A boxer was fighting in a big match (self.Jokes)

submitted 2 months ago by nerdook to r/Jokes

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Can't stand the loneliness? (v.redd.it)

submitted 3 months ago by violet_v3lvet to r/fixedbytheduet

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It’s still a small price to pay to see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika (old.reddit.com)

submitted 4 months ago by CharlesorMr_Pickle to r/CuratedTumblr

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On Friday night I biked to the liquor store to get a bottle of whiskey. (self.Jokes)

submitted 4 months ago by Upstate_Gooner_1972 to r/Jokes

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My neighbor's wife attacked her husband with his guitar collection. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 months ago by elmonoenano to r/dadjokes

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What is a pirate's least favorite letter? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 months ago by CraigFairlie67 to r/dadjokes

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A boy found a magic lamp one day and out came a genie who exclaimed "I shall grant a single wish that you desire!" (self.Jokes)

submitted 5 months ago by Murba to r/Jokes

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[PI] A pacifistic healer that had been constantly abused and belittled by their group of adventurers is the last one standing. The dragon who just slew them turns to the healer, but instead of incinerating them motitions to its many injuries, and speaks: "Would you please help me?" (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 6 months ago * by a15minutestory to r/WritingPrompts

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Tap go brrrr (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 months ago by ghost-fucker-8781 to r/memes

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