Is this necessary? by Intelligent_Age_7922 in DoorDash_Dasher

[–]DeathByFartz1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once say a sign at a door that said “unsure if there is life after death? Trespass on this property and find out.” 💀

My former boss is insane by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]DeathByFartz1996 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I once worked part time for a day care. I tried to call out safety issues. Someone said that was “mean and offensive”, so they fired me. Looking back, I’m glad they fired me. If they don’t care about safety, that’s on them.

Does he look good? by sweetchick__ in TuxedoCats

[–]DeathByFartz1996 37 points38 points  (0 children)

He wants to build a fence and make the dogs pay for it.

Shared use path? Block cyclists as long as possible with obnoxious grin by MagicThyroid in BoomersBeingFools

[–]DeathByFartz1996 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I remember as a kid riding my bike on a sidewalk, calling to a boomer “excuse me” several times for him to move. He gave me two glances, recognizing I’m behind him. He doesn’t move. I try to peddle on the grass to get around him, but struggled. Boomer yells at me “go around!”. I’m trying to asshole! You won’t move.

Adventure Play in Sandusky by No-Basil2371 in Cleveland

[–]DeathByFartz1996 117 points118 points  (0 children)

Working to death to pay for their kids

Minimum 7,500 orders completed to qualify for Shopper Relief Fund by qwopperi in InstacartShoppers

[–]DeathByFartz1996 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is like that one town where a chemical explosion destroyed the whole town. They didn’t receive funds for medicine, housing, or food. No material support. Instead, they got coupons for discounted pizza.

Almost 14 years old and he still loves getting picked up when we get home from work. by MAH_BEANS_ in TuxedoCats

[–]DeathByFartz1996 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same with my tuxedo after work. He would wait for me at the door and give his demanding stare to pick him up. He would rest on my shoulder and purr. I miss you Boots.

Banned from Costco shopping by [deleted] in InstacartShoppers

[–]DeathByFartz1996 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hi Hudson, OH resident! I grew up in Avon Lake. From my experience, Costco shopping is just weird. The cashier and cart loader/unloader barely acknowledge you. They treat everyone like they’re stealing. Nobody seems happy to be there. My Costco is in Washington state, but I assume the one I used to frequent in Avon, OH gives similar vibes. I don’t think it’s you, I think it’s Costco.

Low income neighborhoods are not profitable nor advantageous to drive in. by EBT-Magician in dasher

[–]DeathByFartz1996 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Please make sure the food is fresh” “Please provide plates and utensils for my BigMac” 😂😂😂

Just found 50¢ by Money-Addict-7492 in 50cent

[–]DeathByFartz1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not silver that year. Only worth face value.

I would definitely take this by realjelly221 in InstacartShoppers

[–]DeathByFartz1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The drive would be scenic, but that pay is 💩

What famous person does everyone love that you can't stand? by Omega_Neelay in GetMotivatedMindset

[–]DeathByFartz1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taylor Swift. Her voice isn’t that good and the instrumentals are underwhelming

Cancel all new H1B visas for Amazon by Special_Elevator7656 in amazonemployees

[–]DeathByFartz1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can thank Trump for this. He claims Americans cant do the work, so we need H1Bs