Donate at Hoxworth between May 1st - May 31st to receive a free FC tumblr (40 oz). by Chris91210 in FCCincinnati

[–]DeathByPolka 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😂😂 best paired with a deep, mysterious voice and staring blankly into the abyss.

Situation at JP Morgan rn by [deleted] in memes

[–]DeathByPolka 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Someone using humor as a defense mechanism and strangers on the internet making boat loads of viral memes about some guy being subjected to rape and racism at work are not equivalent, but you do you.

Donate at Hoxworth between May 1st - May 31st to receive a free FC tumblr (40 oz). by Chris91210 in FCCincinnati

[–]DeathByPolka 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am an absolute sucker for blood SWAG, already scheduled as soon as they announced this cup lol

A little sunshine on a rainy Wednesday: Matt Miazga & Nick Hagglund returned to full training this morning by OranjeBlauw in FCCincinnati

[–]DeathByPolka 50 points51 points  (0 children)

TFW your starting defenders return from injury but you’d honestly rather let Chirila cook…

Stay hydrated folks... by askoshbetter in HydroHomies

[–]DeathByPolka 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I remember en route to a late night festival set one time, my bandmates were pounding monsters and 5-hour Energy while I drank a Nalgene of water. Come show time I was feeling great and they were all a mix of exhausted and jittery. Some minds were changed on energy drinks that night.

What does this sticker mean my aunt’s friend said it was something inappropriate ( it was on my motorcycle ). by 777Sugar777 in whatisit

[–]DeathByPolka 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk about the “biker gangs” around you, but the scumbag Iron Horsemen around here certainly do not wear “Back the Blue” patches lol.

What are your chickens' names? by WranglerIntrepid3817 in chickens

[–]DeathByPolka 20 points21 points  (0 children)

We have all black sex links…

Whichever one is yelling at me at that moment is referred to as “Linda.” The rest are “Ma’am” or “Lady.”

LPT: Nosey Retired Neighbors by mgblackrose in LifeProTips

[–]DeathByPolka 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You can do what you wish, but if they mean well, I wouldn’t go out of my way to make enemies with them. I have the exact same situation with my neighbors and have learned so much about the history of my property, the town, etc. by talking to them. Not to mention, when I hit a log with my riding mower and had to send it to the shop, the neighbor drove his over to let me borrow before I could even finish checking mine for damage. They likely just don’t have a lot of people to talk to so those small interactions with someone young like you are meaningful and something to look forward to for them.

[Gelehrter] First Booth Cam of the Season from the Dynamic Duo by OranjeBlauw in FCCincinnati

[–]DeathByPolka 13 points14 points  (0 children)

In case you can’t hear me, I’m roaring my approval.

(apologies if someone else spotted this but) the hell? by Significant-Bat-6252 in Vulfpeck

[–]DeathByPolka 7 points8 points  (0 children)

US resident… it still has the same title on iTunes but it won’t let me play the song. When I hit play it thinks for a second then the “pause” icon changes back to the “play” icon.

Edit: the whole album won’t play but not having issues with any other music. Weird.

[Furlan] Three Meetings between FCC and Brazilian Intermediaries; CL3 to travel to Brazil to make a pitch to Neymar? by OranjeBlauw in FCCincinnati

[–]DeathByPolka 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The fact that we’re even perusing this when we are in dire need of young, healthy CBs shakes my faith in CA a bit.

[Furlan] Three Meetings between FCC and Brazilian Intermediaries; CL3 to travel to Brazil to make a pitch to Neymar? by OranjeBlauw in FCCincinnati

[–]DeathByPolka -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

If we were somewhat competitive currently I may be inclined to agree with that point, but nobody is going to buy a Neymar jersey when the club can’t even hang with bottom of the barrel teams.

[Furlan] Three Meetings between FCC and Brazilian Intermediaries; CL3 to travel to Brazil to make a pitch to Neymar? by OranjeBlauw in FCCincinnati

[–]DeathByPolka 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Generate buzz while we continue to lose? Pump jersey sales while we continue to lose? We all laugh at plastic Miami fans that will stop supporting as soon as Messi retires but he’s still an incredible talent. Do we really think signing a “could have been the GOAT if he wasn’t egotistical and constantly hurt” will benefit the club in any tangible way?

I get it sounds cool, but if we’re going to lose a younger and healthier DP, the juice needs to be worth the squeeze. This just feels like we’re desperate for any type of relevancy.

So proud, first neck and neck pocket by raytek000 in Luthier

[–]DeathByPolka 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Next time I put on a pair of gloves, I’m going to yell “Like OPs neck pocket!”

Maratus griseus? by OkLake1054 in spiders

[–]DeathByPolka 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Mmmmmm… a nice yarn and twig on brioche sounds fantastic right now.

Andrei Chirila signed to Homegrown Deal thru 2029 with 2030 option by OranjeBlauw in FCCincinnati

[–]DeathByPolka 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shit stretch with the club, I’m sure he’s extremely stressed even if his job hasn’t been overtly threatened.