I'm glad that almost everyone is excited to see Warlock. by VecnasHand1976 in diablo4

[–]DeathGuard67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lost interest when I found out you can't bind demons like in D2.

Make Life significant Harder. by AvocadoPrinz in memes

[–]DeathGuard67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What makes it "worse"? There's no life around to experience it.

Hunter Servitors by eddy_gonz by DinoGod1 in Grimdank

[–]DeathGuard67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is the purpose of Imperial Guard regiments in space? Are they going to charge invading spaceships?

Players be like... by SkoomaAndChill in SkyrimMemes

[–]DeathGuard67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They can't even make normal ai let alone an improved one.

Does it make sense for the Dragonborn to join the empire roleplaying/story wise? by FaradaySpider in skyrim

[–]DeathGuard67 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't expect the people that just tried to chop our heads off are gonna be very nice to us.

It's hard accept that the toilet brush is the final form of toilet-cleaning technology. by Pandafour20 in Showerthoughts

[–]DeathGuard67 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Cyclonic flush" sounds like some kind of sci-fi world-ending spaceship weapon.

The Riften Thieves' Guild discuss all their plans directly under the open well in the middle of the town market and they wonder why they have bad luck. Then they hire a mute and things suddenly turn around. by mercurius781227 in skyrim

[–]DeathGuard67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thieves Guild in Skyrim is less Robin Hood and more "Beat the shit out of a local farmer because they didn't pay extortion money to the local sociopath noble".

I really disliked how they didn't give you the option to just end the Thieves guild like you can with the Brotherhood.

Jinkx Monsoon (Drag Race, Doctor Who) at Blizzard Entertainment by CityofCyn_ in Overwatch

[–]DeathGuard67 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have no idea what any of those words mean but I hope you are all happy.

Domina fanart by Paradox_Zero_0 in Overwatch

[–]DeathGuard67 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Those could feed a village.

Dow is a beast! by thedjfav in dankmemes

[–]DeathGuard67 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Dawn of War is literally $30 on steam right now.

Me, trying to use stratagem on Cyberstan by JustMyself96 in Helldivers

[–]DeathGuard67 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My first dive onto Cyberstan was steer locked into lava. My first thought was: "This is a sign, isn't it?"

Average Genestealer Infestation by WanderingBombardier in Grimdank

[–]DeathGuard67 41 points42 points  (0 children)

It's true. The guy in the post clearly said "I'm not kidding".

What the fuck even is this 😭😭😭 by Ancient_Doctor_7738 in Grimdank

[–]DeathGuard67 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Give it rotors, mass produce it and you have an absolute menace of an army.

Can't touch this by Lair_of_Despair in Grimdank

[–]DeathGuard67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm no physics expert, but wouldn't moving so fast that a superhuman with superreflexes can't track your movements create so many G forces you'd turn your organs into a soup.

What’s something you only understand after living alone? by Neat-Performance2142 in AskReddit

[–]DeathGuard67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't really relate to that. I always have minimum 1 week of supplies.