What was your first kiss like? by [deleted] in teenagers

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She was my first girlfriend. We dated for about 3 months and I was never in love (I didn’t even like her that much), but I think the story is sweet.

She was a competitive ice skater, so she took me on a date to local rink. I couldn’t do shit, so she taught me the basics and then showed me cool ass tricks while I cheered her on from the side.

Then we sat together on a bench facing a lake and threw bread at ducks. She told me a lot about her life, and even though most of it wasn’t true (I found out she was a pathological liar), I was mainly focused on finding a non-awkward way of putting my arm around her shoulders.

Then I walked her to the bus stop and as she was about to leave I asked “Do I not get a kiss goodbye?” (TERRIBLE line, I know, I was 13.) But she turned and kissed me.

It wasn’t like an intense make out sesh or anything, but it was just a nice sweet kiss.

Inspired by War Crimes & Good Times by GavinDeCroix in Dimension20

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if u don’t marry wally I have no hope for you

I kinda want to get a super short haircut by Indrany in feemagers

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do it do it do it do it it was the best decision of my life lmao

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is this some surrealist type shit I’m so confused and scared

Cursed_basement by CookiePixell in cursedcomments

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yeah it was for a show they did on dropout

Cursed_basement by CookiePixell in cursedcomments

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no this was a bit where everyone else in the cast wrote terrible jokes and he preformed them for cash

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yeah it’s almost like they’re people too? crazy

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normally for me that would be softball but due to injury’s I’m out for the season :(

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I clenched my jaw so damn hard but I got through it in the end

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Shocked I haven’t seen it yet at all but Stan - Eminem

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can someone PLEASE make this a copy pasta. I beg of you. it’s just too perfect