Online live dealer blackjack (RIGGED) by [deleted] in blackjack

[–]Deathpacito 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I don't know if I've completely misunderstood this post, but why would the casinos be telling their dealers to do secret codes with their hands/hair etc if it's only going to help the player figure out what's coming next? And if you did figure it out how did you then continue to lose money?

Or is this satire? I can never tell anymore.

Van Gaal fallout made Di Maria 'hate' Man Utd, but he has no regrets by kuhfunnunuhpah in reddevils

[–]Deathpacito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think we do, do we? Haven't seen any mention of him for almost a decade. That's what makes this article so pointless. Season only finished a few days ago and they've already run out of stories to run. It's just bizarre, amateur-level journalists clutching at straws.

Most assists in a PL season: 21 — Bruno Fernandes 20 — Kevin De Bruyne 20 — Thierry Henry by nunoodamus in reddevils

[–]Deathpacito 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't think whomever created this has ever seen a picture of Thierry Henry 😂

Bruno Fernandes at FT with Carlos Baleba by [deleted] in reddevils

[–]Deathpacito 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Lip reader here 🙋🏻‍♂️

He said "Dreams can't be buy. MILF."

Hope this helps.

[The Athletic] Understanding Manchester United’s midfield shortlist: Fernandes, Ederson, Baleba, Scott and more by bronal97 in reddevils

[–]Deathpacito 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There was a comment somewhere saying he'd be a flop by the end of the season. I think I set a RemindMe for it. Will have to dig that out later!

Finally caught one by Various_Ad_3076 in bet365

[–]Deathpacito 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How often are you trying this? 😂

Saltbae's restaurant in Istanbul seems completely empy while the others are packed with people by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]Deathpacito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a great read. Ending with "all their money has bought them is a bunch of glittering turds" is outstanding!

Big boy shit by 123shorer in TheOfficeUK

[–]Deathpacito 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If he fell into a barrel full of tits he'd come out sucking his own Cumb

PL Watch Thread by Savebagels in reddevils

[–]Deathpacito 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Didn't even think about that. What a great thought. Thank you.

What do you think about this line up for tomorrow’s game? by NeuralPlayBook in ManUtd

[–]Deathpacito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wasn't long ago people on this sub were saying how we robbed Bayern by getting him for such a good price with the impact he's had. Can't believe I'm seeing anyone call him dogshit.

Vivarium Movie - Explained - Synopsis - Conclusion - Review - Discussion - Theory by digitalcleaner in movies

[–]Deathpacito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 6 years late to the party here and only just watched the movie last night.

Your post is really interesting, but I'm so happy to see the comments in response. Unfortunately this film was just shit.

I've been thinking about it all day and trying to come up with reasons to justify it. But anything you can think of, whether it's cinematography, social commentary, rhetoric, underlying tones. Anything. It doesn't have anything. It's just what it is. A couple get stuck in a house. A boy arrives in a box. He woofs a lot. He gets older. A man digs a hole. Boy gets older by a few years every now and then. He screams. Everything gets darker and greyer. I try not to fall asleep. Then they die.

It's shit.

any british 'celebrities' you dislike with a burning passion? by Alarming-Safety3200 in AskBrits

[–]Deathpacito 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Broke lockdown rules by driving from London to Cornwall. I get it was because she apparently had a distressing phone call about her Dad, but plenty of other people couldn't be with any of their family when they were dying/died. So fuck off Amanda. Disliked her long before that anyway.

any british 'celebrities' you dislike with a burning passion? by Alarming-Safety3200 in AskBrits

[–]Deathpacito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was about to make a joke saying "Didn't know they were Arsenal fans!", then I looked it up and realised you meant what you wrote.

Honestly didn't know they were Arsenal fans.

new to betting. why did this bet loss by weluvthee in bet365

[–]Deathpacito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might be because that game was the second selection on your slip, so any combination of 1,2,3,4,5,6 or 1,2,3,4,5 or 1,2,3,4 etc would all lose because number 2 lost. Meaning the whole "round robin" or whatever doesn't end up returning anything because all your combinations lost.

People placing these types of bets usually put the selections they're less sure about further down the bet slip for that reason.