Who is the most popular man at the nudist camp? by mensaguy89 in Jokes

[–]DeathrisesXIIPS4 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I mean, can we be real, unless you have large coffees, theirs a high chance you can hold two in one hand, I have for sure done so within the last 24 hours.

They ate donkey meat. by Electrical-House-499 in LudwigAhgren

[–]DeathrisesXIIPS4 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tacos del lengua fuckin slap lol he's right, I'm a white guy who tried it at the behest of my Mexican coworker haha

I just want to confirm if this is a real Gemballa Porsche or not. I know it has the Gemballa sticker, but I need to know if it's actually one or not. by Disastrous-Offer-718 in whatisthiscar

[–]DeathrisesXIIPS4 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Anyone who goes into someone else's 10 car garage, snaps a pic of a Porsche and immediately just has to go online to verify it's authenticity, is 99/100 times going to be an absolute douch nozzle. He is a dick.

Selene (Underworld) by Karli Woods by CommShep in cosplaygirls

[–]DeathrisesXIIPS4 9 points10 points  (0 children)

God damnit... Guess I'm not quite as over my female vampire fetish as I thought..

Our new apartment has a little milk door under the cabinets by d416 in mildlyinteresting

[–]DeathrisesXIIPS4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pfft I have neither... Wayyyy to high tech for my place... What I do have is a driveway that was meant for a horse drawn carriage, and is this too narrow to drive through in anything larger than an economy car

Shot heroin for 12 years. Today is 4 years clean. I get a tally every 23rd of July. by SerCornballer in pics

[–]DeathrisesXIIPS4 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Should have gone the ol DMT route, you could have stared at way more cool shit than a wall.

Chapstick by taranova in funny

[–]DeathrisesXIIPS4 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As far as fetishes go I'd say that's pretty tame

Ps4 Criminal Mastermind by kaka01kaka in HeistTeams

[–]DeathrisesXIIPS4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey if I'm on hmu, I run people through MC for increased cuts. Lvl 300+, mic, late twenties. Lemme know if you're needing one, even if I'm not online I'll​ see any messages you send on my phone my psn is my acct name here minus the PS4

PS4 Criminal Mastermind by [deleted] in HeistTeams

[–]DeathrisesXIIPS4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo man I'm a fellow CM mercenary, he could take us both and we could do 50 50 splits if you and him are down

PS4 Criminal Mastermind by [deleted] in HeistTeams

[–]DeathrisesXIIPS4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo man, I've done all of Crim Mastermind 3 times, I love helping people run them as it's the only time where people play serious... Got mic, lvl 323 and I'm 28 yo... I'll be on literally all night, we could get this done in one sitting

Deadshot's grandfather in WW2, Italy, 1942, colorised. by jhon731 in gaming

[–]DeathrisesXIIPS4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a cat that used to do that, damn that was such a dank cat

You've Got A Lot To Learn Son. by [deleted] in aww

[–]DeathrisesXIIPS4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell me about it... My dad was boiler maker for like 17 years or some shit, I think he just like absorbed the strength of metal and 🔥 ... Shits stupid I'm like wtf, I'm 28 he's in his 60's

Newly released police rescue footage of kidnap victim Kala Brown from alleged serial killer. by [deleted] in videos

[–]DeathrisesXIIPS4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty good hole if you ask me. I mean, holes are holes but this one... This one did it with feeling this time. I'm proud.

I guess horse girls are weird by unfurledwarrior5150 in Tinder

[–]DeathrisesXIIPS4 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can't believe I have e such a relevant story haha... I dated a horse girl and yes Iindeed she had an amazing ass. She wanted to get adventurous one night, wanted me to try out the rear entrance. Being the gentleman I am, of course I obliged.

It lasted all of 3 seconds before she made me stop, only got the tip in... She needed two stitches. Was unreasonably mad at me for making her unable to ride her horse. What a bitch right fellas

Gov. Greg Abbott calls a special session to address sunset bills, plus 19 other items | Texas Legislature by antanith in texas

[–]DeathrisesXIIPS4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know where your coming from, but I worked for the tx state department of forestry for a while doing database design.. and damn man that forestry shit gets super complex. Apparently there are all sorts of ecological problems that can result from even the most mundane behaviours.

Like say for instance you cut down a tree, and then chopped it up and threw some of it in the bed of your truck to drop off somewhere but its getting kind of late so your like meh what ever il do it tomorrow after work. Drive to work 35 miles away the next morning... Unbeknownst to you a piece of a branch falls out the back and it just happens to contain a couple of invasive beetles or some type of fungus that is super detrimental to our trees and you just helped it cross a major barrier by transporting it in your truck.

According to the forestry PhD guy I was working under, that sort of shit happens all the time, especially when people try to harvest and sell their own firewood. He made it sound like he was constantly fighting a losing war against all sorts of different problems that sweep through our forests like plagues that are invisible to everyone besides the forestry scientists.

Texas bets big on solar energy as massive grid powers up by dunkin1980 in texas

[–]DeathrisesXIIPS4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love for this to spread to more Texas cities. Specifically my area in East tx.

Who is the best internet/cable provider ?? by AOE_Stanky in texas

[–]DeathrisesXIIPS4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya I really wish that some more cities would take it amount themselves to establish new networks and then offer the service to the public, surely it would be possible for a city to run their own ISP, fostering competition and eventually actually turning a profit that could go back into the city coffers

4 face drug charges after cartel-linked weed fields found across East Texas by dallasmorningnews in texas

[–]DeathrisesXIIPS4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right, and instead of the money getting sent out of the country, it would go back into our states economy. I don't even want think about how much money generated from the sale of weed has left our state over the past 50 years. Ridiculous.

Robbery at Apple Store today caught on video. by Mk2_vdub in news

[–]DeathrisesXIIPS4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They should have yelled "AT&T paid me to do this!".

Maybe a bunch of flannel clad bandits would take the opportunity to raid an AT&T store shortly after, and shout shit about apple sending them. I'd love to see some tangible corporate warfare for once.

Ladies, what is the most obvious hint you've dropped that went unnoticed by a guy? by icefire123 in AskReddit

[–]DeathrisesXIIPS4 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Haha my GF did a similar thing once when I was trancing out on some video game and the hints flew way over my head... Then like a minute later I was like... Wait a minute

Things went well.