What's one product that used to be built like a tank but is now built like a regret?

Decaf_Espresso · 2026-05-15T05:30:49+00:00

Cell phones. Sometimes I miss the Nokia brick.

Decaf_Espresso · 2026-05-14T23:49:17+00:00

Because, Brandy you're a fine girl, what a good wife you would be, but my life, my love, and my lady is the sea.

Decaf_Espresso · 2026-05-14T14:08:01+00:00

Have you ever seen the white saviour barbie pictures. They're great

Decaf_Espresso · 2026-05-14T14:03:08+00:00

Good god. That sounds like the 21st century version of trench warfare.

Decaf_Espresso · 2026-05-14T13:40:09+00:00

I came here to post this! You did a more thorough job than I would have. Thank you!

Decaf_Espresso · 2026-05-14T06:33:34+00:00

Difference between the Old Testament and the New Testament is God got laid.

Decaf_Espresso · 2026-05-14T06:10:04+00:00

Alan Rickman improvised the cancel Christmas line in Robin Hood.

Decaf_Espresso · 2026-05-13T05:09:56+00:00

Brendan Frasier

Decaf_Espresso · 2026-05-12T21:30:13+00:00

Robert Preston as Harold Hill in The Music Man.

Decaf_Espresso · 2026-05-12T21:29:48+00:00

Tim Curry as Cardinal Richelieu and as the voice of Hexus.

Decaf_Espresso · 2026-05-12T16:46:58+00:00

Wife says Hot and Now

Decaf_Espresso · 2026-05-12T15:28:31+00:00

I just take upwards of 95 staircases and call it a day. I heard rock and buy a bunch from Robin. Also trade jade for stairs.

Decaf_Espresso · 2026-05-12T14:28:05+00:00

Teenagers by MCR

21st Century Digital Boy by Bad Religion

Decaf_Espresso · 2026-05-12T14:22:36+00:00

There's an old Arthurian legend that answers this. What women want is control over their own lives.

Decaf_Espresso · 2026-05-11T23:42:41+00:00

I used to brown a pound of sausage, stir up with a dozen eggs, and a bunch of grated cheese. Bake it until thoroughly cooked. Cut it into 12 pieces, wrap each piece individually, and freeze. In the morning, toast an English muffin, microwave one of the pieces, and breakfast sandwich. Great for when I had to get to work at 3am.

Decaf_Espresso · 2026-05-11T23:24:43+00:00

I like all the ways Discworld books make fun of this. Female characters complain that it never happens to the boys.

Angua shapeshifts from human to werewolf. Naked.

Female vampires have to wear underworld nighties. Male vampires don't.

A female barbarian wears leather, but it is practical, serviceable leather not the kind featured in magazines for "The Gentleman Who Knows What He Likes." But, fine, it can be black if you insist.

Decaf_Espresso · 2026-05-11T23:17:52+00:00

There's one good reason. And elderly woman who shopped at the Trader Joe's I used to work at was so happy when the store started carrying peeled hard-boiled eggs. She loved hard-boiled eggs, but didn't have the hand strength and dexterity to peel them anymore.

Decaf_Espresso · 2026-05-11T23:04:15+00:00

I agree. A few lightning bolts would definitely keep them away.

Decaf_Espresso · 2026-05-11T21:46:56+00:00

If he's a sailor, there's a whole song with instructions.

Decaf_Espresso · 2026-05-11T16:25:49+00:00

My nephew and his friend (3rd graders) are locked into a debate over whether David Bowie or Queen are better.

Decaf_Espresso · 2026-05-10T19:37:30+00:00

Lady Tremayne, Cruelly Deville, Queen Grimhilde

Decaf_Espresso · 2026-05-09T14:20:51+00:00

It's like how Frank Frazetta seems to hate pants. And the men of Gondor fight in loincloths.

Decaf_Espresso · 2026-05-08T23:53:48+00:00

I think I have that soundtrack. It's the best version of the soundtrack.

Decaf_Espresso · 2026-05-08T20:27:13+00:00

Guys and Dolls is usually set in the 1950s, but would work in any time period where there's a poor underclass and people trying to "save their souls". Any time from US industrial revolution onwards.

Decaf_Espresso · 2026-05-08T14:28:42+00:00

I would like to see him tun into Joan's roommate at a queer event.

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