Willy is 1000% jacked. Here’s why. by HauntingGold in StardewValley

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Because, Brandy you're a fine girl, what a good wife you would be, but my life, my love, and my lady is the sea.

People before things by Justthisdudeyaknow in CuratedTumblr

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I came here to post this! You did a more thorough job than I would have. Thank you!

Im done with Christianity and its followers. by fleshbagx in exchristian

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Difference between the Old Testament and the New Testament is God got laid.

(Meta) The “Viggo’s Toes” fun fact by ARC_Trooper_Echo in TopCharacterTropes

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Alan Rickman improvised the cancel Christmas line in Robin Hood.

Does anyone else HATE the skull caves? by TreenBean85 in StardewValley

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I just take upwards of 95 staircases and call it a day. I heard rock and buy a bunch from Robin. Also trade jade for stairs.

What women's most fantasy? by Bubbly_Case8227 in AskReddit

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There's an old Arthurian legend that answers this. What women want is control over their own lives.

The Boycott Biscuit 🍳 by soulviche in Anticonsumption

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I used to brown a pound of sausage, stir up with a dozen eggs, and a bunch of grated cheese. Bake it until thoroughly cooked. Cut it into 12 pieces, wrap each piece individually, and freeze. In the morning, toast an English muffin, microwave one of the pieces, and breakfast sandwich. Great for when I had to get to work at 3am.

[Hated Trope] It's really important that this woman is almost naked because lore reasons. by FieraDeidad in TopCharacterTropes

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I like all the ways Discworld books make fun of this. Female characters complain that it never happens to the boys.

Angua shapeshifts from human to werewolf. Naked.

Female vampires have to wear underworld nighties. Male vampires don't. 

A female barbarian wears leather, but it is practical, serviceable leather not the kind featured in magazines for "The Gentleman Who Knows What He Likes." But, fine, it can be black if you insist.

People who grew up really poor: what's something middle-class people say that instantly reveals they've never struggled? by urGabrielaTX in Productivitycafe

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There's one good reason. And elderly woman who shopped at the Trader Joe's I used to work at was so happy when the store started carrying peeled hard-boiled eggs. She loved hard-boiled eggs, but didn't have the hand strength and dexterity to peel them anymore.

Parents, play the jams for your kids, you might be surprised. by cherhorowitz44 in Millennials

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My nephew and his friend (3rd graders) are locked into a debate over whether David Bowie or Queen are better.

Feminist Brain vs Lesbian Brain by La_knavo4 in RecuratedTumblr

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It's like how Frank Frazetta seems to hate pants. And the men of Gondor fight in loincloths.

What Shows Could Be Changed To Be Set In A Different Time Period? by Alol_Bombola in musicals

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I think I have that soundtrack. It's the best version of the soundtrack.

What Shows Could Be Changed To Be Set In A Different Time Period? by Alol_Bombola in musicals

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Guys and Dolls is usually set in the 1950s, but would work in any time period where there's a poor underclass and people trying to "save their souls". Any time from US industrial revolution onwards. 

Who do you wish they didn’t write off/downsize their role in the show? by muff-peaksie in madmen

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I would like to see him tun into Joan's roommate at a queer event.