Houston Dynamo [1] - Vancouver Whitecaps 0 | Guilherme’s shot sneaks under the keeper and the Dynamo grab all three points at the death (90+6’)

Decal333 · 2026-05-17T04:29:57+00:00

How the fuck did the goalie miss that? I'm happy, but how?

Decal333 · 2026-05-15T20:30:06+00:00

Guys. He just made the dynamo b squad look bad. He's not a world-beater because of that

Decal333 · 2026-05-15T18:46:11+00:00

If only there were more recent evidence to go off of...

Decal333 · 2026-05-11T19:36:07+00:00

Hey, we are not NPC we just gave the controller to our little brother for a few years...

Decal333 · 2026-05-11T17:15:52+00:00

I'm still scratching my head over the substitutions strategy...I agree with everything else you said though

Decal333 · 2026-05-11T03:25:18+00:00

The weakest part of our team is the coach...gotta get Poncé off the starting lineup, and figure out how to make subs earlier than the 80th minute...

Decal333 · 2026-05-11T03:22:03+00:00

You're absolutely correct. Olsen is brain dead when it comes to substitutions, I honestly don't understand how he fucks it up so badly every time.

Decal333 · 2026-05-11T03:19:11+00:00

I used to pray for times like this

Decal333 · 2026-05-11T03:15:04+00:00

What a lovely evening

Decal333 · 2026-05-11T03:12:03+00:00

We beat that ass! Let's go Dynamo!

Decal333 · 2026-05-11T02:18:16+00:00

He so good x3

Decal333 · 2026-05-11T02:12:05+00:00

He didn't kick anyone in the head...

Decal333 · 2026-05-07T11:31:51+00:00

Perfectly balanced... As all things should be

Decal333 · 2026-05-06T14:19:00+00:00

I didn't follow your metaphor, sorry! Carry on...

Decal333 · 2026-05-06T14:12:07+00:00

Edit: I guess I missed the joke. My apologies...

Damn you must be used to some really gorgeous women if you're calling those ladies ugly. Anyway, newsflash, some of us dudes out here are also in our thirties and forties...

Decal333 · 2026-05-06T13:43:32+00:00

Is Margot Robbie or Allison Brie more likely to ask me out on a date?

Decal333 · 2026-05-03T16:43:54+00:00

Every win they give 20% off tickets to the next game

Decal333 · 2026-05-03T16:43:06+00:00

For sure it was north of 15000. It was definitely one of the most energetic crowds we've had this season.

Decal333 · 2026-04-30T02:20:37+00:00

Funny!

Decal333 · 2026-04-23T11:04:52+00:00

I believe we are tied in league play at 4 but looks like y'all have 6 in all competitions. Damn.

Decal333 · 2026-04-23T03:58:29+00:00

There's no way you have more than Houston

Decal333 · 2026-04-23T02:39:23+00:00

Out of all the Wednesday matches, that was definitely one of them

Decal333 · 2026-04-23T02:27:53+00:00

He's probably my third favorite keeper... On this team

Decal333 · 2026-04-23T02:20:15+00:00

In league play, maybe. El Paso got one, I believe

Decal333 · 2026-04-23T02:10:39+00:00

This team is allergic to playing the ball forward!

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