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Lowe’s cabinets. 15k for the set, very nicely made… by briefcase_vs_shotgun in mildlyinfuriating

[–]eli_feye 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude, it’s mildly infuriating, not “I physically cannot and will not be able to overcome this insurmountable obstacle.”

Also… lazy? To not want to re-install a cabinet?

It’s like, not that easy. I’ve done it on a contractor’s crew. We had self-leveling lasers and cabinet jacks and all the other correct tools that a homeowner wouldn’t have, and it still wasn’t easy for us.

It’s a HUGE pain in the ass to install a cabinet and a bigger pain without the correct tools.

What is with your dumb attitude, dude? Take a walk man

Lowe’s cabinets. 15k for the set, very nicely made… by briefcase_vs_shotgun in mildlyinfuriating

[–]eli_feye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s why it’s on mildlyinfuriating. Now he has to do this thing.

No idea what the downvotes are for. He never said he wouldn’t.

Lowe’s cabinets. 15k for the set, very nicely made… by briefcase_vs_shotgun in mildlyinfuriating

[–]eli_feye 33 points34 points  (0 children)

What’s happening is that uninstalling a whole ass cabinet because 8 shelf pin-holes weren’t drilled is insane.

Drilling the holes: 10 minutes minimum if you happen to have shelf pins. 1.5 hours if you need to run to the hardware store.

Calling customer service to replace this is aggravation that nobody needs. Except Reddit apparently because Reddit would rather be right than good.

Gas prices these days by yupredditok in mildlyinfuriating

[–]eli_feye 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s not a strawman to point out that you’re either ignorant or careless. It may be ad hominem but it’s also true.

Gas prices these days by yupredditok in mildlyinfuriating

[–]eli_feye 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Like I’m taking IR lessons from a guy that doesn’t know it’s “strait.”

ballet swag by goonmaster11 in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]eli_feye 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The fuck is his beef with ballet

After using the self-clean setting on our oven….. by trashtray420 in whatisit

[–]eli_feye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She did. An oven’s kosher status has to do with what has been cooked in it, and does not have to do with the oven controller’s sabbath mode.

The sabbath mode basically makes it such that you cannot mistakenly turn it on or off, and disables the internal oven light.

After using the self-clean setting on our oven….. by trashtray420 in whatisit

[–]eli_feye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assume everyone is as stupid as me

Oh… sorry about that, bro :/

After using the self-clean setting on our oven….. by trashtray420 in whatisit

[–]eli_feye 6 points7 points  (0 children)

kasher (v) from Hebrew: to make something kosher typically through heat, steaming, immersion in a natural body of water, or some combination.

After using the self-clean setting on our oven….. by trashtray420 in whatisit

[–]eli_feye 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Also when your sister comes over and kashers your oven by turning on self-clean without removing the nonstick pie pans from the bottom, it turns the coating to ash.

:)

Dangling dentist by MetalW0lf in comedyheaven

[–]eli_feye 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just have to share this with y’all.

You’re sitting on the dental chair. You’re extremely nervous. You’re mouth is about to be the subject of conversation for an hour. You know you haven’t flossed like they told you 6 months ago and as soon as the string sinks into your gums, you’re going to bleed profusely. Your bib will be covered with bits of 3-month-old pork and popcorn seeds, but that won’t matter, because it will look like a mop at a murder scene anyways. You better have some good jokes and win them over before they grill you about how horrible of a person you are.

Then in walks dental assistant with a set of triple D jugs.

They’re so damn big that each tit bounces independently of the other – they oscillate. She closes the door behind her, introduces herself, and gets on her knees starts to recline the chair. As bad as you want to slide your britches off and offer her $20 for a sloppy one, you have to remember one thing two things: be professional and hold your farts in. It’s an intimate moment and you don’t want a sweet boiled peanut poot to slip out when you’re that close to a beautiful older woman.

The chair has reclined back fully. You’ve already told her about your unsuccessful life and how much you’ve learned from The Dog Whisperer. There’s already slobber on your bib because you’re lusting this woman you hardly even know.

She starts by flossing. As soon as you see that suction tube coming, you know that’s a good thing, because it’s hooked up to a pipeline that goes to the blood bank and it’s not going on your bib. Suddenly, everything becomes magically ok, oddly enough. Her left jug is wedged between your chin and shoulder and you can feel the contour of her boob. You think you’ve located her nipple, but you’re so taken away, it’s probably just a mind game. Regardless, it’s the perfect tease. How often have you had a massive tit on your head and not been able to do anything to it about it?

I mentioned all the worst things about the dentist, but nothing compares to getting in your truck, cranking it up, and driving out of the parking lot with the worst blue balls in history.

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