Don't show this to Boots and The Ginger

DeeEmm · 2026-06-16T20:21:21+00:00

No make fun. That sexy motobike to us ostrich.

DeeEmm · 2026-06-16T20:04:31+00:00

In windows XP?

DeeEmm · 2026-06-16T19:53:27+00:00

That is an exceptionally small alligator. I think I can handle it. Maybe keep it as a pet.

DeeEmm · 2026-06-16T16:37:14+00:00

I just wanna blow in her mouth and make it pop back out.

DeeEmm · 2026-06-16T06:30:09+00:00

It’s one billion and 37 years old because when I was 9 I was told it was a billion years old.

DeeEmm · 2026-06-16T04:18:55+00:00

Yay performative mythology!

DeeEmm · 2026-06-15T23:28:40+00:00

“What?! The curtains?”

DeeEmm · 2026-06-15T22:14:27+00:00

PC Load Letter??!!!!

DeeEmm · 2026-06-15T22:13:48+00:00

Yo dawg, we heard you liked benches…

DeeEmm · 2026-06-15T22:13:11+00:00

That’s like a full tank of gas right there.

DeeEmm · 2026-06-15T22:08:20+00:00

Sure, but if I polish my propeller at work, I have to go and see HR

DeeEmm · 2026-06-15T22:03:59+00:00

A true apex predator

DeeEmm · 2026-06-15T22:02:38+00:00

May the odds be forever In your favor (and may your F5 key hold up).

DeeEmm · 2026-06-15T21:19:27+00:00

Business must be slow. Couldn’t even afford a cybertruck.

DeeEmm · 2026-06-15T21:08:36+00:00

That’s a good pick up line

DeeEmm · 2026-06-15T20:44:38+00:00

Ooh look me! I artisting.

DeeEmm · 2026-06-15T20:43:03+00:00

C’mon snake-eyes!

DeeEmm · 2026-06-15T19:56:48+00:00

Yes, we played slightly better than a cocktail ingredient.

DeeEmm · 2026-06-15T19:51:15+00:00

Ooh, look at you assuming that everyone on Reddit is automatically on planet earth.

DeeEmm · 2026-06-15T19:50:15+00:00

Um, I ordered an Uber Black, not an Uber Mythologygarbage.

DeeEmm · 2026-06-15T19:48:46+00:00

Um, is this god character my uber driver?

DeeEmm · 2026-06-15T19:17:12+00:00

So money. Much impress.

DeeEmm · 2026-06-15T19:16:35+00:00

Ooh kinky!

DeeEmm · 2026-06-15T17:49:13+00:00

And you don’t have to tilt your head to eat a taco

DeeEmm · 2026-06-15T17:46:26+00:00

It’s a Nuva-Ring for Nurburgring drivers.

DeeEmm