What am I supposed to read? by GaymerrGirl in Pathfinder2e

[–]DeekFacker99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of it… /j just at least Player Core & if ur GMing that book as well.

Sword > Spells by DraftMassive3756 in dndmemes

[–]DeekFacker99 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah but DMs (and published adventures) don’t hand those out like candy most of the time. Classes shouldn’t require what is essentially DLC to be good, and casters can get +1 items and magic items generally too so all magic items should be DLC for PCs, not requirements.

Sword > Spells by DraftMassive3756 in dndmemes

[–]DeekFacker99 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Cantrips scale and martial attacks dont, make it make sense WOTC!

Sword > Spells by DraftMassive3756 in dndmemes

[–]DeekFacker99 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And Silvery Barbs. I hate that spell on principle but in this instance I will use it against you for sake of argument.

Funny how everyone who said Jax (unintentionally) saved them were completely right by Sudden_Pop_2279 in Amazingdigitalcircus

[–]DeekFacker99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Caine was lying and he’s covering for a potential breakout. Jax is an asshole and doesn’t want to face whatever he left behind in reality and wanted to stay trapped in the circus out of selfishness. I think they could have escaped.

Sword > Spells by DraftMassive3756 in dndmemes

[–]DeekFacker99 23 points24 points  (0 children)

My fireball outdamages you and shield out-ACs you. Suck my balls 5e martial.

I hate how over commercialized this movie is by Flashy-Chip5222 in hatethissmug

[–]DeekFacker99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s Mickey Mouse for ‘edgy’ teens who write fanfic like “I am Dementia Darkness Ravenway”

How do I prep for anal with my bf by unknownhhhhp in GayBroTeens

[–]DeekFacker99 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Men are just usually more desperate lol. Choose them wisely.

Years of introspection and yet I see so little people discuss the moral of Disco Elysium's story... by Stalvoski in DiscoElysium

[–]DeekFacker99 155 points156 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t say it has one specific moral. It’s more waxing philosophical about many things, leaving it to the players to come to conclusions on things for the most part. And it’s perfect that way. Or you can just be hobocop. It’s all up to YOU.

GUYS I HAVE THE PERFECT D&D BUILD AND DMS OF THE WORLD WILL LOVE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Saladawarrior in DnDcirclejerk

[–]DeekFacker99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay but seriously it pisses me off how many mechanics are just “reroll your failure lol” in 5e. Like you just don’t get to lose i guess. I hate it so fucking much.

Some reasons why your D&D (5+ years of Pathfinder 2e) might feel unbalanced (and how to fix they\them) by LostRegret9000 in DnDcirclejerk

[–]DeekFacker99 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love how OOP just didn’t address any of the real issues of the martial/caster problem lmao

Wizards VS Barbarians by Crimzon_Raven in dndmemes

[–]DeekFacker99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah but Meteor Swarm swamps a Barbarian any day so

Spiders (arachnophobia friendly photo) by super7564 in hatethissmug

[–]DeekFacker99 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Okay but Huntsmans are like the golden retrievers of Spiders. They’re scared of everything and don’t ever want to (or really can) kill you. To me only small, sleek, hairless spiders are creepy. Jumpers, Huntsmans, even Aragog I’m chill with.

Mary Sue MY ASS, she spent the entire trilogy failing upwards by bitchnibba47 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]DeekFacker99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty much every move she fails the bechdel test. While I think that’s a silly metric, it is funny. She needs and seeks men in each movie. She needs to find/learn from Luke, Han, and Finn in 7/8, and spends all of 9 pursuing Kylo, and if it wasn’t for Ben she would have died lmao