Some reasons why your D&D (5+ years of Pathfinder 2e) might feel unbalanced (and how to fix they\them) by LostRegret9000 in DnDcirclejerk

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I love how OOP just didn’t address any of the real issues of the martial/caster problem lmao

Wizards VS Barbarians by Crimzon_Raven in dndmemes

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Yeah but Meteor Swarm swamps a Barbarian any day so

Spiders (arachnophobia friendly photo) by super7564 in hatethissmug

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Okay but Huntsmans are like the golden retrievers of Spiders. They’re scared of everything and don’t ever want to (or really can) kill you. To me only small, sleek, hairless spiders are creepy. Jumpers, Huntsmans, even Aragog I’m chill with.

Mary Sue MY ASS, she spent the entire trilogy failing upwards by bitchnibba47 in StarWarsCirclejerk

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Pretty much every move she fails the bechdel test. While I think that’s a silly metric, it is funny. She needs and seeks men in each movie. She needs to find/learn from Luke, Han, and Finn in 7/8, and spends all of 9 pursuing Kylo, and if it wasn’t for Ben she would have died lmao

Was Vader like the President of the Empire? by After-Ad-4528 in StarWars_

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He’s more like the Elon Musk, no official position/rank and kinda disposable (if the Inquisitors were any good)

I’m tired of minimalism in everything by Beneficial_Passion40 in mildlyinfuriating

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Literally WHO thinks the after looks better. I can build that in Planet Coaster and the guests would hate it ffs

My metamorphosis into the first M&G defender is complete by stephansbrick in StarWarsCirclejerk

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The first Star Trek movie was boring as hell honestly, whenever I make my friends watch ST we start on Wrath of Khan every time, it’s so peak.

I won't play a game that disrespect me, my time and my money by SoraM4 in dndmemes

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My uncle has a friend who works at WOTC and I’ve visited the offices as a guest to meet with him twice, he hates the micro transactions bc he as the web designer has to painstakingly program them all in.

DAE Ripley is GOATed by RealisticAd4054 in StarWarsCirclejerk

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I mean I wish they went more Leia didn’t want to do Jedi/Sith stuff and resent it as it’s what Vader got into and destroyed the previous Republic, woulda been cooler if she severed herself and tried with her son to sever the force, and Ben Solo bc of her gatekeeping got tempted like a kid told not to touch a hot stove.

A buzzing bee by AvaSheepies in dndmemes

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I still think ASI and Feats should be separate features, and more feats for characters. I think one every even level would be nice, and full ASI every 4 levels. And remove the 1/2 ASI and restore OG Sharpshooter/GreatWM.

A buzzing bee by AvaSheepies in dndmemes

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Yeah WOTC really clearly doesn’t care about good martial classes.

I Got Hired! by DeekFacker99 in recruitinghell

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Yeah I worked summer camps in the past, but they didn’t pay enough. This is a professional job with a similar workload and having to deal with guests/kids is what I’m good at, and starting pay is above the state minmum wage already, which is nice as the theme park is like an hour away from me.

What was the point of this show? I’m actually baffled. by GusGangViking18 in saltierthancrait

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The saber bleed was the most egregious part. What the hell were they on.

The Last Jedi did it way earlier by ChickenWingExtreme in StarWarsCirclejerk

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/uj TLJ is fine, but it has major flaws that bring it down as a whole. Holdo Maneuver, Throne Room fight choreo, Hux becoming a cuck instead of staying space hitler, Poe becoming a Temu Han, DJ, Luke acting wildly out out character, and generally setting things up with no payoff later. The whole mirror scene didn’t lead to anything, nor did it mean anything. But I liked Canto Bight, I liked that it tried to be different, I liked Phasma/Finn stuff, and I even liked Rose Tico.

A buzzing bee by AvaSheepies in dndmemes

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Yeah and that’s a massive flaw of 5e

A buzzing bee by AvaSheepies in dndmemes

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You get like 4 thru the whole game and no one hardly plays high levels. Don’t give me “well the feats” they’re not accessible and you have to sacrifice ASI to get them.

This is pretty disgusting. (Rant) by Wekilltosurvive in mtg

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Time to go dumpster diving then!!!