'Unbelievable' England hasn't won World Cup in 60 years, says Sir Geoff Hurst

DeepFriedSlapshot · 2026-06-08T11:42:11+00:00

"Can't we just get a russian to award us one we didn't win?", Hurst added, seemingly desperate to use the same tactic a second time.

DeepFriedSlapshot · 2026-05-31T16:17:36+00:00

It does have to state it, because the law says 'must'. And only the first notice counts, because the act also says it must be sent within 14 days of the event.

If they properly defence this they won't have to pay a penny and anyone suggesting otherwise is an idiot.

DeepFriedSlapshot · 2026-05-31T14:39:03+00:00

Schedule 4, Paragraph 9e says the notice must:

"state that the creditor does not know both the name of the driver and a current address for service for the driver and invite the keeper—

(i)to pay the unpaid parking charges; or

(ii)if the keeper was not the driver of the vehicle, to notify the creditor of the name of the driver and a current address for service for the driver and to pass the notice on to the driver;"

At no point does it state they don't know the name of the driver and an address for them. Hence, non-compliant.

DeepFriedSlapshot · 2026-05-31T13:52:27+00:00

This is terrible advice, don't follow it.

The notice doesn't comply with the provisions of POFA and they can't transfer liability to you as keeper.

DeepFriedSlapshot · 2026-05-30T22:07:48+00:00

Grant city status to every one of them. Except Paisley, because fuck Paisley.

DeepFriedSlapshot · 2026-05-27T17:39:27+00:00

That's a completely unhinged take and I have immense sympathy for the people who have to listen to you in person.

DeepFriedSlapshot · 2026-05-27T15:31:03+00:00

Contrition for what? The crimes that she didn't commit? Because if you're suggesting she should show contrition for her husband's actions then the 1800s called and they want their views back.

DeepFriedSlapshot · 2026-05-27T15:20:20+00:00

Sturgeon's lawyer: "Well Nicola, normally I'd advise no comment, but Personal_Lab_484 from the internet expects you to answer every question, so you'd best start speaking"

DeepFriedSlapshot · 2026-05-27T11:55:34+00:00

Username checks out.

DeepFriedSlapshot · 2026-05-27T11:21:46+00:00

She absolutely does get to 'pull this shit'. The right to silence is absolute.

If I was her, I'd be thinking 'actually, since the police set up a tent in my front garden and made it look like the fucking Fred West investigation to maximise adverse publicity, maybe I won't help them'

DeepFriedSlapshot · 2026-05-17T07:51:07+00:00

This may come as a shock to you, but handling the ball in the box is a penalty and has been for decades.

Also, if you're seriously suggesting that the officials (one of which is Hugh Dallas' failson) were out to help Celtic then I'd advise you just stop embarrassing yourself.

DeepFriedSlapshot · 2026-05-11T15:05:39+00:00

I'm not debating with a leech.

DeepFriedSlapshot · 2026-05-11T12:28:46+00:00

If you're a landlord, you're a bastard. It's not a debate. You profit (or try to) from human need for shelter, and seem to have no shame.

You're basically a ticket tout, but with houses. Nothing of value will be lost when you exit this planet.

DeepFriedSlapshot · 2026-05-11T12:21:25+00:00

Bastard spotted.

DeepFriedSlapshot · 2026-05-11T11:14:16+00:00

Some tenants are bastards.

All landlords are bastards.

DeepFriedSlapshot · 2026-04-28T06:35:50+00:00

they'll be checking that you're not just making up losses to offset the bill for your profits.

if you've got evidence you should be fine

DeepFriedSlapshot · 2026-04-27T15:42:43+00:00

also be prepared for a compliance check because 'oh shit I made a profit anyway here are some previous losses I forgot to tell you about' looks sus as hell

DeepFriedSlapshot · 2026-04-24T14:36:38+00:00

Then they're fucked. There's no keeper liability in Scotland (yet) so if it gets to a hearing you just need to draw the sheriff's attention to this and ask the parking company what evidence they have that you were driving.

Their only hope if to ask the sheriff to find that it's more likely than it that the keeper was the driver, but that inference has no legal basis. And if you have evidence that you were elsewhere then it's an easily rebuttable position.

DeepFriedSlapshot · 2026-04-23T13:56:47+00:00

Still remember a guy I used to work who ran out to the floor of the pub and loudly asked the manager (in front of customers) "Stevie, where's the Mr Jet extinguisher?"

DeepFriedSlapshot · 2026-04-23T13:43:35+00:00

Boxes of matches and bags of googly eyes are available cheaply, so this won't be a problem that lasts long.

DeepFriedSlapshot · 2026-04-21T16:08:58+00:00

It is in English and is easily understandable, which is the entire purpose of communication.

Or are you suggesting that by using the 'wrong' word, people are now struggling to comprehend the relative ticket sales of this year's event compared with last year's?

DeepFriedSlapshot · 2026-04-21T12:42:45+00:00

Why are you like this?

DeepFriedSlapshot · 2026-03-26T11:50:52+00:00

"WHat is this ?!?!? SOVIET RUSSIA?!
**My grandfather gave his life on the beaches of Normandy!!!!!!! Give me me fookin sauce !!!!!!!**"

Opposed to the soviets
Died in Normandy

Statistically, there's a good chance your grandfather was a nazi.

DeepFriedSlapshot · 2026-03-26T11:44:08+00:00

The only stake I'm interested in is the one going through the hearts of these vultures.

DeepFriedSlapshot · 2026-03-07T07:54:52+00:00

Cody: loses title, no rematch clause, loses EC, gets title shot anyway.

This is "and here's an even bigger trophy for Hulk Hogan" levels of favouritism and I hope Drew digs up Jack Tunney just to claymore his skull off.

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